Sarah Palin High School.  Everyone drops out halfway through.

Rick Perry High School, where they stress the three Rs: Reading, writing, and... uh...

The trick about naming high schools seems to be to be as neutral as possible, either the town "Smallville High" or a long-dead public figure.  But what about a private school?  That's the kicker.  Sometimes it's a private citizen, sometimes it's just a combination of words ("Chadbrook" is my current go-to).