To be fair to myself, I haven't really been checking in to this thread. I know the "two hits" thing pretty well cause that's the threat my parents always used (not to me... I didn't have abusive or violent parents at all, I just remember them saying that a lot, I think they just liked the phrase).
"Gawd, American Hustle blows Donkey" is from... Mac's untitled dialogue-heavy indie flick?