Sarah Palin High School. Everyone drops out halfway through.
Rick Perry High School, where they stress the three Rs: Reading, writing, and... uh...
The trick about naming high schools seems to be to be as neutral as possible, either the town "Smallville High" or a long-dead public figure. But what about a private school? That's the kicker. Sometimes it's a private citizen, sometimes it's just a combination of words ("Chadbrook" is my current go-to).