After years and years of purposely staying away from
Catwoman, I guess the curiosity finally got the best of me (grooooooan, bad joke

). The reason I avoided this is obvious given how much hatred as been leveled at the movie over the years. Having just struggled to get through this pile of sh*t, I can agree with the masses at large....to a point. Yes, this is a bad movie end to end. Everything from the script to casting to editing to direction is awful. But it's the story and dialogue that really undermine
Catwoman. So, the Big Bad is a cosmetic cream? Seriously? This is what you're gonna hinge what was geared to be a franchise on? Having it that this Toxic cream as the source of
Catwoman's power was a joke. But having it as the source for
Sharon Stone's power was even more laughable. Speaking of
Stone.....HORRIBLE casting.
Halle Berry doesn't escape the vitriol either. Her portrayal is a joke as well. She makes Superhero P o r n Parodies look like
Citizen Kane. The way she struts makes the character look stupid, even before she says one word. Now, for what really makes this a bad movie.....the dialogue. When a writer chooses to dumb a script down to nothing but quips, catch phrases and double-entendre's, nothing can be taken seriously, which is ironic given what the movie wanted to be, even though it's nothing but bad Camp. If I haven't made it clear by now,
Halle was HORRIBLE. Now, let's talk about
Catwoman's costume. Um, let's not. Simply put....it SUCKS! With all that said, I still say that
Batman & Robin and
Daredevil are still the absolute worst in the Genre. As for
Catwoman, do I need to tell you this is a
Skip?