"Well, you know, I was just coming in, right, and and and I slip and the axe flies out of my hand and and and cuts his head off! You know/ WHOOMP. SLICE. Uhhhhh... check his pulse, check his pulse. I CUT THE HEAD OFF, YOU CHECK THE PULSE! ...yep yep... yeah, that's, uh, he's a goner, isn't he? Tell you what, uh... how about we keep this between us?"
This is sort of a 180 because last night I kept thinking of Brad Pitt's Thelma and Louise character being an interesting boyfriend for my Lola character.