G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in a word sucks. This is pure garbage. All "style" and no substance. It's like watching a Saturday Morning Cartoon, but with a bigger budget and the quality is still weak. The ONLY reason why I even decided to watch this was based on the somewhat encouraging reviews for the sequel with Dwayne Johnson and Bruce Willis. Now, I had never intended to check out either film, but there has been enough good word of mouth for the sequel that I decided that I would check out Rise Of The Cobra just so that I don't go into the sequel completely unaware.

Well, after this piece of sh*t movie, I highly doubt I will even bother with the sequel. I hated the acting, the characters, the special fx. EVERYTHING! About the only interesting thing in this movie were the two kids constantly kicking the sh*t out of each other. Everything else was either hokey, stupid or dumb. And in most cases, all of them at once. Not expecting much in the way of casting, but this was and is an embarrassment for Channing Tatum and Dennis Quaid. Very shocked to see Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje would even do a movie like this. Joseph Gordon-Levitt had the benefit of hiding behind makeup to disguise his involvement in this for the most part. I have no idea why anyone would cast Marlon Wayans in this.

Skip this piece of sh*t, live-action cartoon. Even the eye candy of Rachel Nichols and Sienna Miller can't save this. I was beyond bored with this.

Soooooooo, yea or nay on this?

What? I wasn't sure of your final views based on your waffling review.