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Crank 2: High Voltage (2009)
« on: May 12, 2012, 01:20:45 pm »
Crank 2: High Voltage




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Crank 2: High Voltage literraly picks up right where Crank left off. Fast foward 3 months and Chelios (Jason Statham) is having another bad day where he must track down those that stole his heart before he....dies.

Yup. It's that dumb. Not even Amy Smart as a stripper can save this one. I had no idea that Corey Haim was in the movie. Not that that is a good thing. Just sayin' I didn't know. The other cameo's by a  s h i t l o a d  of people was interesting. Kaylo's twin brother Venus (Efren Ramirez) with Full Body Tourette's Syndrome did get a couple of chuckles from me as I thought it was funny, intentional or not. Other than that, stay away from this pile of  s h i t.

This "movie" is embarrassing and is further proof that Jason Statham is overrated. Why he is a star is beyond me, especially if he does garbage like this.
« Last Edit: May 12, 2012, 01:23:02 pm by Chiprocks1 »
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