You know, I have to say I like my take on Showgirls better.  Is that wrong?  Oh, and I at least was thinking it would be like Penny's arc in Forrest Gump, which I'm sure is redundant of something else since that movie is just a big best-of compilation (not that that's a bad thing, you get all your nostalgia in one go).

I remember ages ago I took the sequence where she's dancing with the towel over her shoulders and put a different song over it and it actually worked just as well.

See, another thing with Striptease is that there's a clear endgame, she's got to earn a certain amount of money to hire a better lawyer and get her kid back.  I get that endgame, everything else is just complications.

This was released two years ago.  No one noticed.  They're gonna do a re-release.  Don't think anyone cares.  Dare I show you the trailers?

FYI, that Showgirls 2 Trailer makes the first film look like Casablanca and Citizen Kane all rolled into one. Just the audio alone tells you how amateurish the production is. Listen to it and you can tell there is no production value to it at all and sounds like it was recorded using an on-camera mic, rather than an actual boom mic.

And then there's the horrible line readings and acting throughout. Glenn Plummer is usually pretty good in everything he has done, but in this one it looks like he had just learned his lines, rolled camera and decided to print the first take. I was interested in checking this out, but after watching that Trailer, I have NO plans to even see if my Library has it.

Did she really do that song and dance on the DWTS? If yes, then AWESOME!