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The Marine (2006)
« on: August 14, 2015, 09:45:17 pm »
The Marine
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I didn't think it was possible for me to find a sh*ttier movie than Catwoman in the span of 3 days and yet, The Marine is that movie. I can only imagine how much sh*t John Cena got from the other WWE Superstars in the locker room when this came out. I'm sure they are still rubbing it in how awful this movie is. What's bizarre is that Cena is tailor-made to become a Movie Star in the same mold as Dwayne Johnson. He has the look and charisma that has propelled him to be the face of the WWE for the last 10 years. So, how the f*ck does he crash and burn so bad in this one? For starters, he absolutely can't act. Hell, even the way he runs in the movie had me laughing with hysterics. To be fair to Cena, this is his first movie and I'm sure Vince McMahon made him do this movie to jump start his Hollywood career with no formal acting training. This turd isn't entirely on Cena's shoulders either. He didn't write this pile of sh*t and he didn't direct it either. A lot of people to blame for this one. Just a shame they had to waste the talents of Robert Patrick and Kelly Carlson on this one. Skip at all cost. I did like the Terminator joke and Robert's reaction to hearing that word. Priceless.
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