I originally intended to have I Know Who Killed Me as part of my Lindsay Lohan Marathon a couple of weeks back in spite of knowing the awesomely bad reviews it has gotten. But did I really want to tarnish the 3 good movies she has under her belt with this? So, I decided to delay checking this out for the first time and I'm glad that I did. The 3 nights of fun I had with Freaky Friday, Mean Girls and Herbie Unloaded would have been derailed by this dreck. How the f*ck did this movie ever get bank rolled? Seriously? It's horrible.

I really don't know who sucked worst on this film. Was it the Director? Well, whoever was calling the shots clearly does not know anything about the craft. He is seriously suffering from A.D.D. and doesn't know the first thing in directing his actors how or to properly set up a shot. Was it the Writer that sucked more? Yeah, this is a pretty weak script with no clear idea of how to set up its characters and wrote the bare minimum for any of the characters. Some pretty horrendous dialog as well. This is lazy writing at its worst. Was Lindsay Lohan the worst part of the movie? Well, she was incredible......incredibly bad that is. Sad to say, but this is what I expect from her now, so it was no shock to me to see what she did with the role.

What's mind blowing is how the producer of the film was able to con some pretty good actors that I'm actually a big fan of. Neal McDonough, Gregory Itzin and Julia Ormond are usually great. But I'm scratching my head in how they got duped. Were they drugged? Did any of them actually read the "script" before signing on? Anyway, this is a definite Skip with a Capital S. Horrible. It only got the 1 Star because I actually finished the entire movie. Sooooo boring. Sooooo dumb. Soooo pointless. FYI, worst Villain / Serial Killer ever!!

Off topic. Before I went down to the library this morning to find my copy of this movie waiting for me, ironically enough, I had decided to put up a LOT of Lindsay Lohan magazines on eBay. After watching this movie, I will not be missing the mags all that much, that's for sure.

This movie definitely contributes to many of folks erasing out of their memory any good stuff she's done.

It's weird, I remember more of this bad stuff than anything else. Could be due to she's become the poster child of bad behavior in everyday life.

Here's a link to the "How Did This Get Made? episode where they took this movie apart.  Never felt the need to see the movie after hearing this.  This definitely comes across as one of those "this movie is about a stripper so it has to be REALLY serious" type things that annoy me so much, you try to class up something and wind up overcompensating and overthinking everything and you end up with garbage.

Am I crazy or is she meant to look like Jessica Rabbit on the cover?

Okay, lemme ask you this... or, let's approach this a different way:

If this movie was good, what would you have expected to see?

See, that's why I always try to put down those thoughts BEFORE I see a movie (or while, some of my notes are "I thought THIS would happen" or "I'd be more interested if THIS happened...")