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The Predator (2018)
« on: February 22, 2019, 04:54:11 pm »
The Predator (2018)
1 Star out of 5

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The Predator. *Sigh*. What a waste. I'm at a complete lost for words. You have Shane-f*cking-Black writing this, who does have a way with words and he's not to bad in the Director's chair. I expected a lot from him here and he chose to p*ss me off in every way imaginable. How does the same guy that wrote Lethal Weapon 1 & 2 and directed one of the most underrated movies of all time in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang turn out just a huge pile of sh*t here? Ya know, even the catches phrases we get here (based on the original crowd stoppers from the original flick) just made me grown in how awful these "new" versions are. But it's the rest of the script that was just so damn bad. Awful dialogue and you guess it, awful characters. Paper thin.

Really not much to talk about here. Having just recently watched Halloween where Jamie Lee Curtis returned to the role and brought something completely different in both character and story, I was thinking long before I saw this movie, that  Arnold Schwarzenegger needs to do the same. Is he old now? Of course. And this is why it would be even MORE fun to see an old, broken down man reaching down to pull up his bootstraps and take on a Predator once more. Who the f*ck doesn't want to see that? You know why the original Predator is the best in the series? It's because of the Team. It's not the Predator. It's the actors that make up each character. Ever since then, it has always been the Predator show and the humans are just there for target practice and this movie really goes above and beyond to make sure that there is no need to give a f*ck about any of the human characters.

Yeah, this is a definite Skip.
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