The Dark Knight Rises

Don't blame for not reading this review. I try, but simply don't get it.

EPIC? Don't think so. The music and movie length was.

I had to look up who was being played by Bane and I was having a hard time picturing Tom Hardy, even as he was standing there. A huge bulk of a man. Mr. Hardy is not. Amazing work they did there. The one thing I did like is the brute force this villain contained. No super powers. Just a massive man. A psychotic man, but big.

Rises just seemed to go on all over the place getting very loud in places.

I don't get Batman's voice and Bane's voice was just as irritating. There were times they were talking... I just couldn't understand.

I thought the fist fighting between Bane and Batman seee-ucked. Seriously, I thought Christian Bale, I mean Batman wasn't even trying.

I did like Blake's (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) character. But beyond that. This was just a overblown flick.

The toys were fun... as usual.

So for the fan, I guess this was good? For the casual movie goer, I can't imagine this even registers. I know I'll never waste my time with this.