Okay, here's something that's bugged me forever... I don't know about you guys, but i don't like junk on my burgers, and every now and then my order will get screwed up and I'll get everything on top. I've always heard "why don't you just scrape it off?" and to me, that's ALWAYS annoyed me.
It always felt condescending in a way, everyone has to know it's a pointless fix because you can still taste that sh*t soaked into the bun. I f*ckin' had a restaurant do that to me, I could still SEE the mustard in the bun. What the h*ll, man? if that was an acceptable solution, I would have done that myself! Would you think I wouldn't be able to tell?
When you're a kid it's one thing cause your parents don't want to deal with your sh*t, just eat up and shut up, but as an adult? Guess what? I want what I F*CKING PAID FOR! When I say "plain" three times, you know what I expect? Plain!