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Douche of the Day Thread
« on: June 03, 2014, 10:31:08 am »
Brad Pitt Calls Red Carpet Attacker a 'Nutter'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXUQEMSgr_g

I actually contemplated starting this thread last week when Le Douche attacked Brad Pitt. Now that Pitt is speaking about it, felt right to get this thread up and rolling.....
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2014, 10:34:12 am »
Justin Bieber Racist Joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7OIcZvUEZ8

Need I say more?
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2014, 11:08:33 am »
I’ll be the last person to defend Justin Bieber of douche moves. He’s an idiot, but I don’t believe a racist.

I think the racist discussions are getting out of hand, myself. We do need to nail real racists like Sterling and Cliven Bundy, and make them accountable. But if we start making a big deal out of every small dumb move someone does, it will all start sounding like white noise (no pun intended).

Like someone commented, look who he hangs out with. Look who he’s trying to emulate. When you are in the midst of people who say the N-word all day long, you are eventually gonna let it fly.

And seriously, don’t get me started on the double standard of who can use the N-word. That bugs the carp outta me.

No doubt, this discussion belongs here, because Bieber is a douche… not because of bad joke he told.

Bring me some real news.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2014, 07:02:24 am »
These guys are just douche's in every aspect of their lives. Even the NRA is shaking their heads.

Awesome quote by a young lady...
"You're Texas Retards" and "There's kids in here and you're a dumbass"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtUOopHPlMc

NRA response

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn4U7uMKmaM
« Last Edit: June 05, 2014, 07:06:48 am by Mac »
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2014, 07:12:22 am »
Samuel Wurzelbache aka Joe the Plumber

Remember that name... this guy is a douche to unimaginable lengths.

"your dead kids don’t trump my Constitutional rights"

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In an open letter published Tuesday, Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known as “Joe the Plumber,” took a hard stance against gun restrictions in the wake of the Santa Barbara shooting rampage.

“I myself have a son and daughter and the one thing I never want to go through, is what you are going through now,” Wurzelbacher wrote, addressing the parents of the victims of the Friday massacre. “But: As harsh as this sounds – your dead kids don’t trump my Constitutional rights.”



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Wurzelbacher noted the calls from victims’ parents, particularly Richard Martinez, for increased gun control following the tragedy.

“There are no critical words for a grieving father,” Wurzelbacher wrote. “(Martinez) can say whatever he wants and blame whoever he’d like – it’s okay by me. You can’t take a step in his shoes – at least I can’t. But the words and images of Mr. Martinez blaming ‘the proliferation of guns’, lobbyists, politicians, etc.; will be exploited by gun-grab extremists as are all tragedies involving gun violence and the mentally ill by the anti-Second Amendment Left.”



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While his tone toward Martinez and other grieving parents softened mid-letter, Wurzelbacher finished on a hard note.

“In conclusion, I cannot begin to imagine the pain you are going through, having had your child taken away from you,” Wurzelbacher wrote. “However, any feelings you have toward my rights being taken away from me, lose those.”
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2014, 10:23:15 pm »
Woman's Shrieking Racist Rant Goes Viral & You'll See Why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtS-8LUdmXE&list=PL013BBC135B28D69D&index=2


I caught the raw video in its entirety earlier today and I was stunned that anyone could say and act like that with kids around. It was and is extremely disgusting. If this is how she always acts, then I hope that she gets publicly shammed by her actions. She will NEVER be able to live this down and she has no one to blame but herself. One of the most disgusting people I've seen. She does have one thing going for her, she made the Douche of the Day thread. Congrats.....dipsh*t.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2014, 04:10:06 pm »
Cop caught on camera stealing Make-A-Wish $$

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqtvYhDTtAI

Douche!
All I can do is shake my head.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2014, 09:15:37 am »
Ya... good luck with that....

Kim Jong Un - complains about weather service

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SEOUL, South Korea (AP) - Many people around the world grumble about inaccurate weather forecasts, but North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is doing something about it.

Kim, the third generation of his family to rule, is using his position atop the authoritarian country to warn meteorologists against the "many incorrect forecasts" caused by old observation systems.

It remains to be seen whether Kim's field guidance trip to the state-run Hydro-Meteorological Service, reported by state media Tuesday, will lead to more accurate weather predictions. But it was a rare official acknowledgment by proud but impoverished North Korea of its struggles with outdated technology.

It's also a reflection of Kim's stated objective of improving the economy and public livelihood. Another main objective is building more nuclear weapons, which has drawn international condemnation and stern economic sanctions.

The country's frequent natural disasters, like droughts and flooding, are believed to have worsened chronic food shortages.

Kim, who took power after the December 2011 death of his father, Kim Jong Il, was said by state media to have toured forecasting, communications and satellite rooms "to learn in detail about meteorological observation and weather forecast."

Kim said there had been "many incorrect forecasts as the meteorological observation has not been put on a modern and scientific basis," according to the official Korean Central News Agency. He added that the country needed proper meteorological observations in order to protect people and property from disaster
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2014, 12:45:07 pm »
Kim Jong Un - complains about weather service

GOD complex much? Sheesh.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2014, 03:58:10 pm »
Trucker Pulls Over A Cop For Speeding - Cop Lies His Ass Off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK8rJNPz328

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ILLINOIS (PIX11) – A truck driver passing through Illinois says he caught a police officer speeding while talking on his cell phone.

The driver, Brian Miner, pulled over the officer to confront him about his driving.

A video of the alleged incident was posted to YouTube by the truck driver.

In the video, Miner says the officer was speeding on wet roads while using his cell phone.

Initially the officer argues with Miner, saying he was allowed to be on the phone and he wasn’t speeding.

The officer then tells Miner he’s going to give him a ticket for unlawful use of his horn.

When Miner told the officer that the whole thing was being recorded, the officer changes his tune.

“I wasn't paying attention to how fast I was going,” the officer said. “Like you said, we all have to look out for each other out here.”

The officer also gave Miner a violation-free truck inspection and let him go without a ticket.

BUSTED!!!!
Smile, you douche nozzle, you're on candid camera motherf*cker!!
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2014, 09:03:43 pm »
Beach thieves hilariously caught on camera

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31yIvw3gREM&index=16&list=PLp2e7UfInEgmB-5r4rtQOEsq-H-mNmQhk

OMG! Wait till you get a load of the sh*t they try to pull after getting caught! Two douches of the day winners!
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2014, 09:32:48 pm »
Huge cajones

See her face just instantly turn?
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2014, 06:26:29 am »
That's why she was in meltdown mode. She knew the guy was going to upload the video to YouTube. Haven't checked to see if there is an uncensored version. But yeah, her reaction was expected because who wants everyone on the planet to know they are a douche? And the worst thing is, both knew they were going to make this very thread and would never be able to live it down.  ;D
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2014, 09:14:37 am »
We now know anyone can be a douche... even little old ladies that look they came from Mayberry
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2014, 09:18:19 am »
Wait, I just realized the video you posted has the faces blurred. The one I saw was not. I watched it moments before this thread.

Wonder why they blurred it?
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