Refi

Author Topic: Douche of the Day Thread  (Read 4581 times)

0 Members and 0 Guests are viewing this topic.

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25761
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #105 on: March 23, 2015, 09:45:06 pm »
George Zimmerman: Killing Trayvon was God’s plan, and wishing he lived is ‘almost blasphemous’



We all know he is a grade-A Douche, but he seems to outdo himself every time he is in the press. Douche of the Day? How about Douche of the Century.
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25761
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #106 on: April 14, 2015, 12:50:30 am »
Chess champ caught cheating during bathroom breaks



I was going to put this in Glorious Fail. But when you think about it, what he was trying to do and get away with, was and is very douchey on his part.
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

Mac

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9913
  • Dewey Cheatham & Howe LLP
  • Location: Little Ol Town in the Midwest
    • View Profile
Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #107 on: May 26, 2015, 10:06:28 am »
WTF... gawd, I'm getting tired of seeing this family in publication

Kris Jenner trying to trademark the term "momager"

Quote
The 59-year-old reality star has filed legal documents to trademark the name, which refers to her role as both a mom and manager to her children, meaning other stars would need permission to use the descriptive term.

The star, who has children Kourtney, 36, Kim, 34, Khloe, 30, Rob, 28, Kendall, 19, and Kylie, 17, previously secured copyright on the term for use in 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' and for personal management services, but is now hoping to claim it as hers across the entire realm of entertainment.

According to gossip website TMZ, Kris decided to take action to secure the title in a bid to prevent other famous parents such as Lindsay Lohan's mom Dina, or Beyonce's mom Tina, from using the term.

The news comes just weeks after Kendall and Kylie reportedly attempted to copyright their monikers in an attempt to assert themselves as international stars.
Kris Jenner (bangshowbiz.com)

The teenage sisters filed documents to trademark their first names for "entertainment in the nature of providing information by means of a global computer network in the fields of entertainment, fashion and pop culture" while also claiming their names for personal appearances "by a celebrity, actress and model."
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25761
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #108 on: June 11, 2015, 08:31:50 pm »
 Never heard of them. They famous or something?  ;)
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25761
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #109 on: June 17, 2015, 04:37:54 pm »
Rachel Dolezal: I identify as black

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a63lQL7eIJ4

It has been fascinating watching this unfold the past few days. But the more she opens her mouth, the more douche-y she is. Congrats to Rachel for making it into this thread.....it's well deserved. What a f*cking idiot.
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

Mac

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9913
  • Dewey Cheatham & Howe LLP
  • Location: Little Ol Town in the Midwest
    • View Profile
Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #110 on: June 17, 2015, 04:54:51 pm »
We see so many bizarre stories, it's just impossible to keep up.

But I will say this one just fascinates me to no end. I don't know what makes this crap-fact-crazy story stand out. I'm finding the side discussions comments fascinating as well. An awful lot saying leave her alone. WTF.

Is that where our society is? Accept anything? Including liars. Yes, she probably has a mental problem, but you sure don't perpetuate the scam.
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Mac

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9913
  • Dewey Cheatham & Howe LLP
  • Location: Little Ol Town in the Midwest
    • View Profile
Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #111 on: June 24, 2015, 09:20:59 am »
Trash-talking anesthesiologist told to pay up after patient records her

Quote
Ever wonder what doctors talk about when you're sedated?

A Virginia man who underwent a colonoscopy found out -- and it wasn't pretty.

The Washington Post reports the patient, from Vienna, Va., pressed record on his phone prior to his procedure so that he could be sure to capture the doctor's instructions afterward.

On his way home, the patient discovered he had recorded the entire procedure, during which the gastroenterologist, anesthesiologist and a medical student engaged in a highly unprofessional discussion about, basically, how much they disliked the patient.

Writes reporter Tom Jackman:
In addition to their vicious commentary, the doctors discussed avoiding the man after the colonoscopy, instructing an assistant to lie to him, and then placed a false diagnosis on his chart.
"After five minutes of talking to you in pre-op," the anesthesiologist told the sedated patient, "I wanted to punch you in the face and man you up a little bit," she was recorded saying.
When a medical assistant noted the man had a rash, the anesthesiologist warned her not to touch it, saying she might get "some syphilis on your arm or something," then added, "It's probably tuberculosis in the ****, so you'll be all right."

Last week, Jackman reports, a Fairfax County jury ordered the anesthesiologist to pay $500,000 to the patient for defamation, medical malpractice and punitive damages.
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25761
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #112 on: June 25, 2015, 08:56:18 pm »
Surgeons Mock A Sedated Patient — And It’s All Recorded [AUDIO]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEhhEbaBQkY

Ana was piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed. The story itself would make anyone angry, but I think she was more upset at the fact that Cenk wasn't taking this story seriously and I agree. The doctors of course belong in this thread, but so does Cenk.
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

Mac

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9913
  • Dewey Cheatham & Howe LLP
  • Location: Little Ol Town in the Midwest
    • View Profile
Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #113 on: June 26, 2015, 09:29:52 am »
Friggin idiot.

Bristol Palin

Abstinence Advocate Bristol Palin Announces Second Unplanned Pregnancy
Quote

“I know this has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you,” she wrote.
by

    Kia Makarechi

Bristol Palin, the daughter of former Alaska governor Sarah Palin, announced on Thursday that she was pregnant with her second child out of wedlock.

“I wanted you guys to be the first to know that I am pregnant,” Palin wrote on her blog. “Honestly, I’ve been trying my hardest to keep my chin up on this one.”

The news comes just one month after Palin suddenly called off her wedding to Medal of Honor recipient Dakota Meyer, which had been scheduled for May 23. Palin did not comment on the identity of the father in her blog post.

Palin announced that she was pregnant with her first child, Tripp Palin, during her mother’s campaign for the vice-presidency. Palin was 17 at the time. She was twice engaged to Tripp’s father, Levi Johnston, but both engagements were broken off. (Johnston married a different woman in 2012.)

“I know this has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you,” she wrote on Thursday. “But please respect Tripp’s and my privacy during this time. I do not want any lectures and I do not want any sympathy.”

Since her first pregnancy, Palin has made a career out of campaigning for abstinence. In 2011, it was widely reported that she was paid $262,500 from the Candie’s Foundation, a non-profit organization that fights teen pregnancy by supporting abstinence work. Palin is also listed as an expert on abstinence on the Web site of Single Source Speakers, a booking agency.

Palin’s message, however, has been inconsistent. In a February 2009 interview with Fox’s Greta Van Susteren, she said that while she’s pro-abstinence, she takes a more realistic view. “I think abstinence is, like—like, the—I don't know how to put it—like, the main—everyone should be abstinent or whatever, but it's not realistic at all,” she said, according to a transcript of the interview. Three months later, she had sharpened her message: “Regardless of what I did personally, I just think that abstinence is the only . . . 100 percent foolproof way to prevent pregnancy.”

She has since said that she wishes she had waited until she was in a stable relationship before becoming pregnant the first time. “My life, my teenage years were cut completely short. I was on the fast track to adulthood just in an instant because of that one decision,” Palin told CNN in 2011. “And Tripp is just the love of my life. He is everything to me. But do I wish that he had a dad that was involved in his life? Absolutely. And do I wish that I had an education and a real career path? Absolutely.”
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25761
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #114 on: June 28, 2015, 11:02:57 pm »
She annoys me as much as her Mother.
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

Mac

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9913
  • Dewey Cheatham & Howe LLP
  • Location: Little Ol Town in the Midwest
    • View Profile
Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #115 on: June 29, 2015, 09:53:55 am »
Wow... doubling down on stupidity are we?


Bristol Palin--So This Pregnancy was Planned and I Don't Regret it

Quote
Bristol Palin makes no apparent sense ... now she says her latest out of wedlock baby was planned.

Bristol just posted what looks squarely inconsistent with what she wrote when she announced her pregnancy. She says in her latest blog post, "This pregnancy was actually planned."

Bristol -- who became an abstinence spokesperson and urged women to prevent such pregnancies -- says there's a big difference between her pregnant at 17 and 24.

It's unclear how this was a mistake if it was planned, and the regret that laced her previous sentiments is now gone. She also says she can't wait for baby #2.

The only possible explanation we can think of ... maybe she and her fiancé got pregnant in anticipation of marriage but then they broke up.

Bristol ends by saying, "Deal with it." We're trying.

Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25761
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #116 on: August 07, 2015, 05:28:00 pm »
Why can't the Palin's just go away? Their 15 minutes were up 2 years ago. Sigh.
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

Mac

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9913
  • Dewey Cheatham & Howe LLP
  • Location: Little Ol Town in the Midwest
    • View Profile
Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #117 on: August 19, 2015, 09:45:46 am »
Well, he's actually way more evil than a douche...

Former Subway pitchman pleads guilty to child pornography, sex charges

Quote
Former Subway sandwich chain pitchman Jared Fogle pleaded guilty in federal court on Wednesday to charges of child pornography and traveling for illicit paid sex with minors.

Federal Judge Mark Dinsmore must now review a plea deal Fogle's attorneys reached with prosecutors and decide whether to accept it. Fogle was released and must wear an electronic monitoring device pending his next court appearance.

Under the deal, Fogle would serve between five and 12 years in prison, pay $1.4 million in restitution to 14 minor victims, register as a sex offender and meet other conditions.

More...
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25761
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #118 on: August 19, 2015, 10:25:25 am »
F*ck this piece of sh*t. Every time I see him on the news, I want to punch him in his face.
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25761
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #119 on: September 06, 2015, 06:55:30 pm »
Mike Pereira weighs in on HS players targeting referee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwAFjTqkY0Q

F*ck these two kids. I hope they get 10 years each in jail for this cowardly move. I have no tolerance for sh*t like this.
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

 

Related Topics

  Subject / Started by Replies Last post
538 Replies
7188 Views
Last post July 26, 2019, 11:51:55 pm
by Chiprocks1
7 Replies
86 Views
Last post February 06, 2014, 01:40:35 pm
by Chiprocks1
1 Replies
175 Views
Last post June 18, 2012, 09:58:13 am
by Mac
13 Replies
751 Views
Last post June 06, 2019, 03:01:24 pm
by Chiprocks1
13 Replies
448 Views
Last post December 07, 2016, 08:16:30 pm
by Neumatic

Automatic Image Resize Code