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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #120 on: September 07, 2015, 04:51:05 am »
Wow, that seems like a pretty stupid thing to attempt.

Man this douche thread has a lot of poster boy folks on here, and you know what, we are probably posting only the uber dicks. There are just way to many standard douches to post.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #121 on: September 09, 2015, 10:12:35 pm »
Hungarian camerawoman trips, kicks migrant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaXnr7kH6ec


A lot of adjectives ran through my head when I saw this, gut I will just say she is a piece of sh*t that deserves to have the same thing done to her for kicking a little girl and tripping that father carrying his child. Seriously, I'm beyond furious at what she did. Classless.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #122 on: September 16, 2015, 01:44:41 pm »
High School Football Player Tears Off Helmet

Linden player hits Immaculata player with helmet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPhkIMWANR0


I'm furious at this kind of sh*t. FURIOUS!!! I'm thinking I need to create a new thread titled 'People I want to see prosecuted and sent to prison' as the title of 'Douche' isn't harsh enough for this lowlife piece of sh*t scum.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #123 on: September 16, 2015, 03:16:55 pm »
What the hell is going on in sports. Have some major psychopaths.

Prosecute dammit
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #124 on: September 23, 2015, 09:27:32 am »
Because this is going to court and using up precious court time with this BS

PETA  People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

PETA suit claims monkey holds copyright to famous selfie



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(CNN)One is an endangered monkey with a cheesy grin. The other is a wildlife photographer who had just stepped away from his camera.

The two are at the center of a federal lawsuit filed by PETA, which wants the crested black macaque to win the copyright of a selfie he snapped with the photographer's unattended camera.

But before we get to how an Indonesian monkey became the focus of a court case, let's recap:

Photographer David J. Slater was taking pictures of endangered crested macaques in Indonesia when he temporarily left his camera on his tripod.

Sure enough, the curious simians grabbed the camera and played with their new toy -- pushing the button and capturing hilarious selfies, including a now-famous one dubbed "Monkey Selfie" taken by a macaque named Naturo.

But now PETA -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals -- is suing on behalf of Naturo, claiming he is the author of his selfies.

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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #125 on: September 23, 2015, 10:15:45 am »
WHAT THE F*CK! is more like it. Baffling. F*ck PETA. They want to be taken seriously and continue to do stupid sh*t like this. I'm gonna go eat a hamburger now.......
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #126 on: September 23, 2015, 01:06:19 pm »
One of my co-workers was kind of sarcastically going through the thought process of defense for the chimp... and then it fell apart and he couldn't keep a straight face.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #127 on: September 29, 2015, 10:31:00 am »
Gawd.... fargin douche bag lawyer  >:(

Jeff Milam Attorney for Meadow Walker (daughter of Paul Walker)

Paul Walker’s teen daughter sues Porsche over his death in fiery crash

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Nearly two years after Paul Walker’s death, the actor’s teenage daughter is suing Porsche, claiming that the sports car her father was riding in when he was killed in a fiery wreck had numerous design flaws.

An attorney for 16-year-old Meadow Walker filed a wrongful death suit Monday against the automaker, claiming the company knew the Porsche Carrera GT “lacked safety features that are found on well-designed racing cars or even Porsche’s least expensive road cars — features that could have prevented the accident or, at a minimum, allowed Paul Walker to survive the crash.”

The lawsuit, obtained by The Washington Post, said the car did not have an electronic stability control system, which helps drivers maintain control in extreme conditions. The court filing also claimed that the car had inadequate side door reinforcement bars, a faulty fuel line and a flawed seat belt system, designed so that upon impact, the shoulder belt anchor was pulled to the rear while the seat belt anchor stayed attached.

“This snapped Walker’s torso back with thousands of pounds of force, thereby breaking his ribs and pelvis, flattening his seat and trapping him in a supine position, where he remained alive until the vehicle erupted into flames one minute and 20 seconds later,” according to the lawsuit. “Absent these defects in the Porsche Carrera GT, Paul Walker would be alive today.”

These design defects, the lawsuit claims, kept the “Fast & Furious” star trapped in the car when it crashed and caught fire in Los Angeles nearly two years ago.

Walker, 40, was riding in a friend’s Porsche Carrera GT on Nov. 30, 2013, when the car crashed into a light pole and tree and burst into flames. Both Walker and his friend, Roger Rodas, were pronounced dead at the scene.

Los Angeles Sheriff’s investigators, who consulted with Porsche technicians at the time, concluded that high speeds — not mechanical issues — were to blame, according to a March 2014 report. Collision experts from the sheriff’s office determined that Rodas was driving between 80 and 93 mph on a road with a 45-mph speed limit.

“The mechanical examination revealed no pre-existing conditions that would have caused this collision,” police said in the 2014 report.

The lawsuit, however, argues that the car was going between 63 to 71 mph when it lost control, and 45 to 59 mph by the time it crashed
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Meadow Walker has not spoken publicly about the lawsuit.

Her attorney, Jeff Milam, said in a statement to The Post that she filed the suit “with great reluctance” and will not be commenting on it.

“She’s a teenage girl who is still dealing with the tragic loss of her father,” Milam said.

“The bottom line is that the Porsche Carrera GT is a dangerous car,” he added. “It doesn’t belong on the street. And we shouldn’t be without Paul Walker or his friend, Roger Rodas.”

Porsche Cars North America spokesperson Calvin Kim told CNN that the manufacturer has not yet seen seen the lawsuit and would not comment on it.

“As we have said before, we are saddened whenever anyone is hurt in a Porsche vehicle,” Kim said, according to CNN, “but we believe the authorities’ reports in this case clearly established that this tragic crash resulted from reckless driving and excessive speed.”

Porsche representatives were not immediately available to comment Tuesday.

The lawsuit seeks unspecified damages in Walker’s death.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #128 on: October 09, 2015, 06:28:44 pm »
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Seriously, who the f*ck does something like this in the name of "science". I call bullsh*t on them and I also call them grade-A douches.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #129 on: October 13, 2015, 09:36:47 am »
Less douche and more 110% idiot!!! I sincerely this has more to do with narcissistic me generation of socializing. Her broadcasting her life is so engrained in her personality

Woman live-streams herself while 'drunk' driving

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwJpwk665Xk

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A Florida woman used a live streaming app on her phone to record herself while drunk driving on Saturday, according to police.

Lakeland police received 911 calls about a possible drunk driver who was using the social media app Periscope to broadcast her illegal joy ride to the masses on Saturday.

"You hear her saying she's drunk," said Sgt. Gary Gross, Lakeland Police spokesman. "I got to tell you I was a little shocked. After 30 years of law enforcement I hadn't seen anything like this before."

As a result of the video being streamed worldwide, numerous messages on the app and personal text messages were sent to the driver asking her to stop driving before she killed someone or herself.

One 911 caller stated that the female was driving in the north Lakeland, Fla., area, but he could not provide a specific location as he was watching the streaming video live. The female driver, identified as Whitney Beall, 23, repeatedly said she was "drunk," and that she had a flat tire. Beall said several times that she was unaware of where she was.

As the caller was giving police dispatch the details from the video, the video was turned off several times and the caller was unable to provide a vehicle description other than that it was a Toyota.

LPD doesn't provide officers with access to Periscope as an authorized software tool and they didn't have the ability to monitor her actions. One officer took the initiative to download it and open up a personal account in an effort to locate the driver.

"They're like, 'What's periscope?'" Gross said. "Luckily, one of our younger officers was able to figure it out."

Officers were then able to pinpoint landmarks in the area from the streaming video and located Beall. They said she was driving a 2015 Toyota Corolla, 4-door with a flat left front tire.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #130 on: October 13, 2015, 09:37:51 am »
She's dumb which is an insult to dumb people.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #131 on: October 22, 2015, 09:14:37 am »
Wow... just wow

Hungarian camerawoman fired after being filmed tripping refugees is suing Facebook — and the man she tripped



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The Hungarian camerawoman who lost her job after a video of her tripping and kicking refugees went viral said she will sue Facebook and the man she tripped.

Petra Laszlo was filming footage of police swarming a group of refugees when a Syrian father, carrying his young son in his arms, attempted to run through a gap between her and another cameraman. Laszlo is clearly seen sticking her leg out into the path of the refugee, who toppled to the ground with his son in his arms.

In other footage filmed soon after, a wave of refugees begins running in Laszlo’s direction and she’s seen kicking both a young girl and what appears to be a teenage boy.

Laszlo lost her job at Hungarian TV channel N1TV soon after the footage became viral. She’s facing a criminal trial in December for breach of peace, The Independent reports.


Camerawoman who tripped Syrian refugees launches (likely fruitless) battle against Internet rage




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There are a number of ways to establish infamy on the Internet, but almost all of them begin with a single phrase, photo or video clip. Often, it takes just one shareable link for a previously unknown individual to become a digital pariah.

Petra Laszlo learned this the hard way after she was caught on tape kicking Syrian refugees and tripping a man with a child in his arms as he fled a Hungarian camp in September. The Hungarian camerawoman, who was subsequently sacked from her position at N1TV, quickly became a symbol for Europe's harsh treatment of migrants attempting to escape the war in Syria.

While Laszlo apologized for her actions in a letter to a Hungarian newspaper later that week, there was little hope for salvaging her reputation. Enraged social media groups - among them a "Petra Laszlo Shame Wall" with over 10,000 likes on Facebook - were already dedicated to assailing her actions.

Having failed to garner sympathy in the court of public opinion, Laszlo told the Russian newspaper Izvestia on Wednesday that she plans to file lawsuits against both Facebook and Osama Abdul Mohsen, the refugee she tripped.

"[My husband and I] believe Facebook played a major role in my situation," Laszlo said, according to Al Jazeera. "It helped embitter people against me. . .It is now a matter of honor."

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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #132 on: October 22, 2015, 10:37:05 am »
You beat me to it. This is a bullsh*t and pointless charge. She should be beating by the same people she tripped and humiliated. F*ck this POS.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #133 on: October 23, 2015, 09:13:45 am »
I wasn't sure where to put this... but douche immediately came to mind

Bryan Wilson, the ‘Texas Law Hawk,’ is Here to Scream for You in Court

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« Reply #134 on: November 03, 2015, 10:29:14 am »
Drunk Taco Bell Exec gets maced after attacking Uber driver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCAn7O1L0oM

F*ck this piece of sh*t. I'm glad he got fired. How he ever got hired as an Exec is mind blowing.
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