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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2014, 09:09:59 am »
Lawyers

I think I like Kid Rock

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Generally speaking, Kid Rock seems like a pretty happy-go-lucky guy. Everyone has their limits, however, and Rock’s apparently end right around the spot where someone else accuses him of being the owner of a sex toy that’s part of a workplace-harassment lawsuit.

As we previously reported, Rock’s name came up a couple of weeks ago during an ongoing trial that’s been brought against the Insane Clown Posse by a former employee alleging sexual harassment. The plaintiff, Andrea Pellegrini, has described a litany of inappropriate behavior that includes bullying, wrongful termination, and the attempted gifting of a glass dildo — which another ex-employee claims was ultimately given to Kid Rock.

The judge in the case ordered Rock to hand over the offending phallus, unleashing a torrent of s****ing headlines in the process. But Rock isn’t amused. He’s made his feelings known by using his website to publicly shame the lawyers involved in the lawsuit, posting the contents of the “actual letters” he’s mailed in response to having his good name so brazenly sullied.

You can read the complete text of the letters here, starting with Rock’s recommendation regarding exactly what “all parties involved” can go ahead and do with the aforementioned dildo. “I’ve never heard of, seen, or met any people involved in this case. But I’m pretty sure you already know that. What I do know is that you’ve been dragging my name around in the media to gain attention for your sad-ass excuse for a law firm,” reads a portion of one letter. Asking the attorneys to imagine waking up one morning to discover they’d been falsely accused of getting “caught molesting animals at a petting zoo while high on bath salts,” Rock queries, “wouldn’t you be ****ed off that your name, for days on end, was being mentioned in the press when EVERYONE involved knew you weren’t involved in any way? Welcome to my side of this story.”

And although owning sex toys is a pretty mild allegation considering the wild image Kid Rock cultivated in his early years, he makes an excellent point. Further, it’s easy to understand the anger behind statements like: “It is obvious that all you a–holes are using my name and notoriety to garner publicity for yourselves, which makes you the worst kind of scum. You’re the types of lawyers that make America a worse place for everyone. … Your website says you represent people who are ‘interested in doing the right thing.’ I don’t believe that, but prove me wrong.”
The allegations have yet to be publicly retracted. In the meantime, the guys in Steely Dan may want to make sure they’ve got their own attorneys on speed dial.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2014, 10:03:54 am »
I'm all for anyone putting lawyers in their place. Kid Rock ftw!
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #32 on: August 06, 2014, 09:48:29 am »
Even more Kanye West... douche

Kanye West has referred to himself as the "the smartest celebrity" and compared his battle with paparazzi to African Americans fighting for civil rights in the 1960's.

A transcript of West's recent deposition in his ongoing civil lawsuit stemming from a July 2013 scuffle with photographer Daniel Ramos has been obtained by TMZ.

Kim Kardashian's new husband, who is being sued by Ramos for assault and battery, swore under oath, "I'm the smartest celebrity you've ever f-cking dealt with. I'm not Britney Spears."

West has been accused of beating the photographer and smashing his camera in Los Angeles International airport. Ramos had recorded video footage of the incident at the time.

The rapper reportedly explained to Ramos' lawyer Nate Goldberg, "I'm in the business of trying to make dope sh-t for the world. You're in the business of representing scums and trying to make as much money as long as there's this lapse in the law."

According to TMZ, West also claimed there's a parallel between celebrities fighting for their rights against the paparazzi today and African Americans fighting for civil rights in the 1960s.

"I mean in the '60s people used to hold up 'Die N-gger' signs when my parents were in the sit-ins also... Yes, 100... I equate it to discrimination. I equate it to inequalities," West told Goldberg.

"We, as group of minorities here in LA, as celebrities have to ban together to influence guys like this -- guys trying to take the picture, guys trying to get the big win, guys trying to get the check."

In addition, Goldberg questioned West about the lyrics to his song "Flashing Lights," which clearly bashes the paparazzi.

Goldberg reportedly quoted one of the verses by reciting, "Till I get flashed by the paparazzi, damn, these n-ggas got me."

West then slammed the lawyer for saying the "n-word" aloud.

"You have to ask for a hall pass. You can't just say the 'n' word around me. It offends me because you're a white person saying 'n-gga,'" West said, according to TMZ.

As far as West's criminal case goes, he had struck a plea deal back in March and was sentenced to two years of probation, 250 hours of community service and 24 sessions of anger management counseling. The rapper had pleaded no contest to misdemeanor battery.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2014, 02:30:51 pm »
Apparently he's not smarter than Britney because even SHE knows when to shut up. And yes, he does make dope-sh*t and not the good kind.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #34 on: August 07, 2014, 08:47:35 pm »
Man Murders Squirrel By Luring Then Kicking It Off The Grand Canyon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfHjhvDn01w

This asshat is the front-runner for Douche Of The Year honors.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #35 on: August 12, 2014, 08:45:57 pm »
MMA Star Missing After Beating Up **** Star Christy Mack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgMbmPwp014


I want this f*cker destroyed. I have no tolerance for this kind of garbage.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #36 on: August 13, 2014, 05:39:33 am »
I could not watch the whole thing.  :'(

That is sickening in every way.







Why is the title censored? Beating Up **** Star Christy Mack
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #37 on: August 13, 2014, 05:51:06 am »
It's censored because the forum software designer is anal. <------ I'm surprised THAT isn't censored as well.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2014, 06:51:32 am »
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It's censored because the forum software designer is anal. <------ I'm surprised THAT isn't censored as well.

Well, we know that. What word was censored? I'm not very good at Wheel of Fortune
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« Reply #39 on: August 13, 2014, 06:58:05 am »
Well, we know that. What word was censored? I'm not very good at Wheel of Fortune

P to the O to the R to the N.  ;D
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #40 on: August 13, 2014, 07:07:42 am »
K... thanks

I had no idea who were any of those folks.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #41 on: August 13, 2014, 09:41:50 am »
What a dick

Keith Ablow & Fox News

Fox News host: First lady needs to 'drop a few' pounds

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A Fox News co-host questioned Michelle Obama's weight and eating habits on Tuesday as the first lady advocates for nutrition standards through her "Let's Move" anti-obesity campaign.

"How well could she be eating? She needs to drop a few," Keith Ablow, a psychiatrist and member of Fox's "Medical A-Team," said on "Outnumbered."

The show regularly features four women sitting on a couch with one man in the middle, who's "outnumbered" in conversations about the news.

After the four female co-hosts chided Ablow for his comments, he continued to offer skepticism.

"Well, no, let's be honest. I mean, there's no French fries ever? That's all kale and carrots? I don't buy it," he said.


One co-host, Lisa 'Kennedy' Montgomery, jumped in to defend the first lady.

"I do not like her attitude, but I like her booty," she said.

Sandra Smith, another co-host, tried to drive the discussion back to the topic at hand - some school districts are opting out of federal requirements that mandate better choices for school lunches, saying the requirements are too difficult.

Smith added that some students are simply leaving campus to buy fast food, rather than buy food they don't want to eat at school.

Congressional Republicans have been trying to nix or delay the program.

Ablow jumped in again: "Exactly, but that's what she's doing. She's up at night in the White House kitchen, I'm telling ya."

CNN has reached out to the White House for comment on the host's remarks.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #42 on: August 13, 2014, 09:52:56 am »
Thankfully, I've had only minor direct connection with this kind of garbage.  This just makes no sense.

Internet Trolls

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She's Robin Williams' grieving daughter, she's super into video games and she's named for the iconic princess from the Legend of Zelda -- but to Internet trolls, Zelda Williams is just another target.

Less than two days after the death of her father, Williams deleted the Instagram and Twitter apps from her phone, citing repeated harassment from Internet trolls sending her graphic digitally edited images of father's face superimposed on corpses. Both accounts remain active online and available for public viewing.

The trouble began when she posted a passage from The Little Prince on Twitter in honor of her late father.

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« Reply #43 on: August 13, 2014, 09:57:14 am »
That sucks that she has to deal with this kind of stuff right now. Leave her alone to grieve and deal with family matters in private.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #44 on: August 17, 2014, 09:52:46 am »
Rush Limbaugh

Lewis Black slams Rush Limbaugh: “You disgust me”

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Comedian Lewis Black tore into Rush Limbaugh for his tasteless comments on Robin Williams’ suicide, Daily Kos reported. Black posted a short but invective blurb to his Facebook page stating:

    “**** YOU Rush Limbaugh. Your statements were beyond cruel and stupid. They were intolerable. Enough is enough from you. You are an idiot. Don’t you ever demean the death of another human being. He was my friend. You disgust me.”

On Tuesday, Limbaugh made a meandering speech where he read from a local Fox story speculating on why Williams committed suicide, and then oddly connected that to a leftist point of view. He walked these comments back on Wednesday, stating that he doesn’t know the reasons for Williams’ suicide and accused the media of misconstruing his words.

    It’s proof again that the good die young, and pricks live forever. He’s gonna be missed. There’s a hole, and it’s gonna take a long time to be filled.”
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