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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #60 on: September 25, 2014, 03:30:19 pm »
I see that. What was the video about?


On a related note, my first wife who became disabled from a brain bleed, I got a disability sticker, so I could take her places and pull into the handicap parking. I distinctly remember going to a walgreens and find a woman parked across TWO handicapped spots waiting for her daughter who was inside.

I jumped out and read her the riot act. She was completely shocked from either not knowing or getting caught. Major assclown
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #61 on: September 25, 2014, 03:40:11 pm »
The video was nothing more than a public shaming with (my guess) to post on YouTube.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #62 on: September 25, 2014, 03:46:11 pm »
Ok, I just read more detail about it. Yea, it was a mild attempt. The Jeep should have parked micro inches to the door. Also, when the Vet pulled away, the Jeep driver now looks like an Ass.

Still, I think it was good.
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« Reply #63 on: September 25, 2014, 04:05:39 pm »
I think the Jeep should have been parked ON the Vette;D
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #64 on: September 30, 2014, 08:18:35 am »


Wasn't sure where to put this? I certainly wasn't going to put it in the Art Spotlight Thread. Could have gone with What the F*ck. Could have gone with Glorious Fails. But in the end, it's about the people that make this a "reality" and anyone that pays millions of dollars for stuff that doesn't exist are people that I consider to be douches for wasting money that could be put to good use. Donate it to a charity for f*cks sake if you are intent on getting rid of your money.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #65 on: September 30, 2014, 10:28:12 am »
What's with the video?

So I'm taking this as some kind of Onion reporting? This ain't real... right?
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #66 on: September 30, 2014, 10:31:08 am »
Don't know about Onion, but the link above the video will take you to the story itself.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #67 on: September 30, 2014, 10:37:10 am »
The Onion If you're not familiar with The Onion, it's some of the best lampooning of news out there. This story sounds like something they would do.

I don't buy into a lot of 'great' art. This 'thing' she is doing sounds ridiculous and the actual steps she is going through to make her case sounds more like the artistic attempt. Much like the things Andy Kaufman did to create comedy and art. Didn't think what he did was that particularly good either.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #68 on: November 21, 2014, 09:26:07 am »
Wow
I'm now surprised they are not jumping all over Pooh's scatological name.

Tuszyn councilmembers

Winnie the Pooh rejected as mascot of Polish playground for its lack of pants
The British bear known for its love of honey and misadventures has no place in a Polish playground because of its “wholly inappropriate for children,” a Tuszyn councilman said at a closed meeting to debate its pick for a playground’s mascot.



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Oh, bother.

Winnie the Pooh’s lack of pants has offended Polish officials into outcasting the bumbling British teddy bear from their playgrounds.

Tuszyn councilmembers questioned Pooh’s sexuality and incorrectly called the fictional bear a hermaphrodite behind closed doors while debating whether to designate Pooh the mascot of their town’s playground, the Croatian Times reported.

“It doesn’t wear underpants because it doesn’t have a sex. It’s a hermaphrodite,” stated one councilmember in audio leaked to Polish media.

A hermaphrodite is defined by a person, plant or animal that has both male and female reproductive organs, according to Merriam-Webster’s dictionary.

Winnie the Pooh would actually be an asexual.

The conversation escalated when councilwoman Hanna Jachimska of the central Poland town blamed Pooh’s creator, Alan Alexander Milne, for the poor bear’s lack of genitals.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #69 on: November 21, 2014, 11:14:27 am »
This doesn't bode well for Donald Duck.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #70 on: November 21, 2014, 12:16:15 pm »
Or the Little Mermaid
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #71 on: November 25, 2014, 08:41:16 pm »
Hey, Ariel's so straight she mutilated her body to land a man.  That's family values.

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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #72 on: December 03, 2014, 09:11:31 am »
Man Under Fire for Allegedly Posing as a Decorated Army Ranger

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Self explanatory why this imposter is today's Douche of the Day. Take this award and pin it on your uniform and wear it with pride.
Dumbass.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #73 on: December 12, 2014, 03:30:56 pm »
Woman Punched By Man on Russian TV Show (Warning: Disturbing Video)

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Seriously, this is f*cked up! Total douche move. He may not have won the car, but he did win the Douche of the Day award.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #74 on: December 19, 2014, 09:42:20 am »
Gaws awful sleezy ass people. Major douche

Illinois woman wants to trademark ‘I can’t breathe,’ Eric Garner’s last words

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Catherine Crump wants to trademark the phrase “I can’t breathe,” the last words of Staten Island man Eric Garner, which became a rallying cry — a symbol of anger and frustration —over the past two-plus weeks. Crump, who lives in Illinois, has no relation to Garner, who died in July after a New York City police officer placed him in an apparent chokehold.

So why is she filing for the trademark? For use on “clothing, namely hoodies, T-shirts for men, women, boys, girls and infants,” according to the application.

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