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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #75 on: December 19, 2014, 07:21:45 pm »
Sheesh. Some people just have no boundaries whatsoever.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #76 on: January 01, 2015, 11:22:31 am »
King @sshole Parks In Handicap Spot, Refuses To Leave Car To Be Towed



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In a stunningly bold, last-minute bid to become the most Colossal Dickface of 2014, Matthew Saunders of Birmingham, UK is, as we speak, sitting in his car, refusing to be towed away because he parked in a disabled parking place. He's been there over six hours so far. This **** is in it to win it.

Here's what happened: Saunders went into the Birmingham city center area to pick up a friend from work, and, already planning his bold ploy to capture the King **** crown at this early stage, parked in a 'disabled' (what those kooky Englishmen call a handicapped) parking space. Since Saunders wasn't you know, disabled, that's illegal, so his Vauxhall Tigra was loaded onto a flatbed tow truck.1

At some point in this process, Saunders returned, saw his car on the flatbed, and climbed up back into his car, where he's remained ever since. Legally, the car cannot be towed or impounded while he's inside, so he's holing up for the long haul, stating that he's "Staying in car all night."

The reason he's doing this is because he says

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"If they take it off me I haven't got the funds to release it,"

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... since the car being towed and impounded would cost him £105 ($163) plus £12/day ($18.61) for storage. The ticket itself he's willing to pay, and that's £35 ($54) if he pays within 14 days. So, instead of, you know, not **** parking in a handicapped space illegally if he's so **** broke he can't pay these fees, Emperor Douche of the Dickweed Isles has been holding up traffic and keeping a tow truck, tow truck driver, and several cops doing ****-all in the middle of the road for over six hours.

Hell, those fees don't even sound that awful. In LA I once paid almost a grand to get my truck out of impound, and I didn't do anything nearly as dickish as parking in a handicapped spot — that was for a lapsed registration.2

So, let's all hail the new King ****, Matthew the First. A man — no, let's call this what it is — a hero who, even though he was low on funds, bravely parked in perhaps the most obvious tow-away spot known to driverkind, and is now somehow indignant that his car will be towed.

Perhaps King **** will permanently set up court there, in his regal Vauxhall, perched atop that flatbed like a glorious blue beacon to the art of doing something stupid and then never refusing to take the consequences. Dickheads all over the globe can come to Birmingham, find the King by the surrounding traffic jam, and pay tribute to their new lord.

All hail King ****! Long may he reign. In his car, cold and alone.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #77 on: January 01, 2015, 03:27:49 pm »
D*ck.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #78 on: January 08, 2015, 09:32:59 am »
Epic fail at parenting on soooooo many levels.

Dad Throws Outrageous Playboy Party For His Daughter! And Gets Arrested For It!

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Being a parent is tough, and sometimes it's hard to know if you're doing the right thing for you kids.

Well, this dad is hopefully taking the handcuffs as a sign that he made a bit of a mistake…

Jeffrey Lake is a 48-year-old father from Poway, California who was arrested this past Friday after he threw a birthday party for his 18-year-old daughter.

He was arrested because he was a little too lenient with regards to his daughter and letting her and her friends drink alcohol.

In fact it was on that Friday that he threw a Playboy themed party for his 18-year-old daughter and almost two hundred of her friends at his residence — where high school students showed up and drank a ton of alcohol amongst other illegal activities at the home.

When police arrived they found almost everyone there was drinking as well as a 17-year-old passed out in a bathroom and a 19-year-old passed out in a closet.

So we guess this old man let the party get a little out of hand!

One photo gaining a lot of attention is one of Lake's daughter Olivia in a revealing black top surrounded by other young friends, a lot of whom were dressed in lingerie and other inappropriate stuff (above).

The Party Poppa now faces up to six months in jail for hosting the party where he gave booze to underage teens.

And the mayor of Poway is just glad that nothing really bad happened. Here's what Steve Vats said:

    "You have a party like this and it's as though you're handing out hand grenades as party favors. It's a disaster waiting to happen."

Lake is a practicing attorney who specializes in medical marijuana law, so we're curious to see if he'll be able to wiggle his way out of this one.

Although when you catch the attention of your town's mayor — that's usually not a good sign!
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #79 on: January 15, 2015, 11:21:09 am »
F&R Auto Sales Idiots Hassling a Pizza Delivery Guy 1/15/2015

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I love the fact that it was F&R that uploaded their own video in an effort to embarrassed the Delivery Guy, only to have it blow up in their faces! I love that at last count, people have donated over $4k in tips for him. Today, these idiots are truly the Douches of the Day. Congrats!
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #80 on: January 15, 2015, 04:51:04 pm »
THE BLACK CROWES HAVE BROKEN UP

Normally I would post this in the Music section. But Chris Robinson is a f*cking douche for not only trying to force his brother to relinquish ownership of the band, but to also try to get Steve Gorman, the drummer, to do the same makes him an idiot. Why would founder members agree to this? They wouldn't. I guess family doesn't mean sh*t to him. F*ck you Chris! Congrats Chris, you're the second douche today.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #81 on: January 18, 2015, 01:00:36 pm »
This could have gone in several places. Religion, WTF, etc.

But since this is more of a 'douche' person than religious, I vote to put this Malarkey here.

 “Boy Who Came Back from Heaven” says he didn’t go to heaven after all

Alex Malarkey wants you to stop believing in his bestselling story

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If there’s a spiritual lesson here, it would seem to be that one should regard claims made by people named “Malarkey” with a strong degree of skepticism. In a surprising admission this week, Alex Malarkey, who with his father Kevin co-wrote the 2010 New York Times bestseller “The Boy Who Came Back from Heaven,” declared that he has not, in fact, ever visited heaven.

The Malarkeys scored a literary hit with their account of the 2004 car accident that left Alex paralyzed, the two month-long coma he endured — and the “true story” of what he described as an experience in a heaven replete with Jesus and helpful angels. But in an open letter for the Pulpit and Pen blog, the now teenaged Alex states flatly, “I did not die. I did not go to Heaven. I said I went to heaven because I thought it would get me attention. When I made the claims that I did, I had never read the Bible. People have profited from lies, and continue to. They should read the Bible, which is enough. The Bible is the only source of truth. Anything written by man cannot be infallible.”

The experience the Malarkeys described in their book, a phenomenon known as “heavenly tourism,” has meant big successes for the Christian publishing industry. “Heaven Is for Real,” an account of Colton Burpo’s near-death experience at age four and his “astounding” visions of the “Throne Room of God,” as well as Don Piper’s “90 Minutes in Heaven,” have been major bestsellers. Now, embarrassingly, Christian publisher Tyndale House has had to announce it “has decided to take the book and related ancillary products out of print,” and Christian retailer LifeWay appears to have already withdrawn it. It is, however, still selling Kevin Malarkey’s new book.

For a variety of obvious and not so obvious reasons, the revelation that this kid didn’t go to heaven shouldn’t exactly be a bombshell. Even if you are the sort of person who might initially have believed Malarkey’s story unquestioningly, note that Pulpit and Pen has posted emails suggesting that LifeWay president Thom Rainer received direct information months ago that “Alex does not support this book.” Note that Alex’s mother Beth – who is now divorced from his father — wrote last April that “Alex was a kid with major brain trauma which alone should raise questions as to validity,” and that “Alex’s name and identity are being used against his wishes (I have spoken before and posted about it that Alex has tried to publicly speak out against the book), on something that he is opposed to and knows to be in error according to the Bible.”

I honestly don’t fault people for taking solace in the idea that there is something beautiful and peaceful on the other side of human life. I have seen a member of my own family find great comfort in reading “90 Minutes In Heaven” after the death of her husband, and I wouldn’t take that consolation away from her for anything. And I am aware enough of my own ignorance of the vast workings of the universe to consider that I can’t say for certain what happens to our consciousness after we die.

What smacks of obvious hucksterism, however, is the idea of taking a seriously injured child and exploiting his experience – and continuing to exploit it even after a pretty clear trail of evidence seems to indicate that he no longer wanted to play ball. What is sad isn’t that there are people who really want to believe a six year-old could meet Jesus, but that there are people who made money off that belief, even when the boy himself didn’t believe it. That Alex Malarkey survived his accident and coma, that he has gone on to become part of exciting innovations in the treatment of people with spinal cord injuries — these are the things that could be called miracles, no wings or harps necessary. And if heaven were real, I’d question today who, in the very lucrative and dubious world of Christian celestial tourism, would actually deserve a ticket to it — and who would be turned away.

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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #82 on: January 18, 2015, 01:47:48 pm »
You beat me to it. TYT had a segment on the guy and my first impression of him was that he is in fact a douche. So, you're spot on there.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #83 on: January 20, 2015, 10:40:23 am »
Unbelievable

Dad gets $26 invoice after son misses friend's party

A dad in the UK was issued a 'no-show' invoice after his son did not make it to a classmate's birthday party. Are parents on the hook for the cost if there is a cancellation for a child's birthday party?

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A dad who gave an oral RSVP to a mom for a birthday party for her 5-year-old has made international headlines after he found himself on the receiving end of a "no-show" invoice from the birthday boy's mom.

This appears to be one of those polarizing parental moments that spark emotional conversations on social media over everything from etiquette to common sense and the high cost modern parents pay – fiscally and emotionally – when a child's party goes from being a celebration to an expensive event.

Derek Nash and his partner, who live in Torpoint, near Plymouth, England were sent an invoice for $26 (£15.95) last week, according to a report published in the Plymouth Herald newspaper.
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Over the Christmas holidays, Nash’s son Alex was invited to a classmate’s birthday party at the Ski Slope and Snowboard Centre, and when Mr. Nash was asked by the birthday boy’s mom if his son would be attending, he confirmed.

However, dad later realized that he’d already made a plan for the same date when Alex and the family were to spend the day with his grandparents. Grandparents trump ski party for this child and so dad needed to call and cancel.

However, as happens all too often to many parents, Nash didn’t have the phone number or email address for the other parent to let her know his son would not be there. He told the Plymouth Herald that his partner tried to locate the mom to get her the word Alex would not be attending, but to no avail.

Rather than take the absence of Alex in stride, the other parent took Nash’s affirmative RSVP as an oral contract and sent a printed invoice to Nash via the child’s school teacher at Torpoint Nursery and Infant School.

On January 15, Nash’s partner looked in Alex’s school bag and found a brown envelope containing the invoice.

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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #84 on: January 20, 2015, 12:34:20 pm »
I don't see the kid or the father being invited back next year.  ;)
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #85 on: January 21, 2015, 03:36:09 pm »
I don't see anyone ACCEPTING an invitation from that family again.

The birthday kid is gonna be a social pariah until he's 18 and he's not gonna know why.

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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #86 on: February 06, 2015, 09:37:53 am »
This is jaw dropping to see so many @ssholes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHJxIwvFIGY
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #87 on: February 08, 2015, 06:09:20 am »
I like their "movement". But what I don't understand, if this is such a major problem, why the f*ck don't they just put up guardrails at both ends to keep people from driving on the sidewalk. It's so simple, and yet they completely overlook it. Well, I'm sure they have thought of that.....but still. GUARDRAILS!!!
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #88 on: February 09, 2015, 05:08:29 pm »
Haven't we elected this uber-douche before? What an arrogant f*ck

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West threatened to step onstage and cause a scene when Beck grabbed Album of the Year from Beyoncé — this time he was kidding (mostly).

In a repeat of his iconic 2009 storming of the stage at the Video Music Awards, Kanye West bum-rushed Beck's Album of the Year acceptance speech in support of his longtime personal crusade: Letting everyone know he thinks Beyoncé is awesome. "Beck needs to respect artistry and he should have given his award to Beyonce and at this point, we tired of it," he said later.


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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #89 on: February 09, 2015, 05:29:15 pm »
I've been wanting to punch this dumbf*ck in the face all day because of what he said. Seriously, who the f*ck does he think he is? Is this the second time he's made this thread?
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