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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #135 on: November 03, 2015, 11:35:07 am »
Ya beat me to it. I thought about putting this in the 'Win' thread because this POS did get canned for his drunken stupidity.

Speaking of drunken stupidity, whatever happened to that college kid, in recent weeks, getting ridiculously drunk at some fast food place. Caught on tape. Word was this rich kid was going to get away with it?

Anyway..... DOUCHE'S
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« Reply #136 on: November 03, 2015, 12:12:17 pm »
You have to be more specific because EVERY fast food joint has drunk kids.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #137 on: November 04, 2015, 09:35:52 am »
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You have to be more specific because EVERY fast food joint has drunk kids. 

You are so right. Sorry... my bad.

major douche....

'Drunk' UConn Student Wants 'F--king Mac And Cheese,' Gets Arrested



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He'll learn. A University of Connecticut student shown berating and shoving a student union employee after being denied mac and cheese was arrested Sunday, according to outlets.

Luke Gatti, 19, of Bayville, New York, was charged with breach of peace and criminal trespass, the Hartford Courant reported.

In a viral YouTube video of the incident, titled "Drunk Kid Wants Mac And Cheese," Gatti can be seen telling the manager of Union Street Market, "Just give me some f--king bacon, jalepeno mac and cheese" and verbally abusing him. The manager tells the student, "You can't come in here with an open bottle of booze, dude. Think about it!"

He reminds the belligerent lad that he's underage and not welcome, only to be met with more insults. But one last push provokes another employee to take down the student and hold him on the ground with the manager's help until a cop arrives to cuff him.

Outlets are teaching the kid a Media 101 lesson that bad publicity is not always good publicity. Gawker called Gatti a "drunken shithead" in its headline, noting that he was reportedly arrested twice last September for run-ins with police while at UMass Amherst.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #138 on: November 04, 2015, 09:41:22 am »
Good Lord, is that what passes for teenagers these days?
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #139 on: November 04, 2015, 01:24:52 pm »
That 'attitude' has been the conversation of late around here. It even bleeds over into the what they are calling the Ferguson Effect. Which IMO, is not only the cops backing off confronting crime, but people (criminal element) being embolden to even be worse to cops knowing they won't do much.

People are now talking about how the typical person is becoming more jerky to authorities. This a$$hole, as an example, completely embracing the douche behavior (despite him being totally drunk). I honestly don't know what I would do if some punk got in my face like that. That manager has to be applauded for not laying waste to the puke.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #140 on: November 04, 2015, 01:29:14 pm »
Sorry, I don't believe one word from this kid...

Drunk UConn Mac And Cheese Student Issues Apology
Apparently, people wanted to send him mac and cheese.

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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #141 on: December 30, 2015, 11:41:40 am »
Bill Cosby charged with aggravated indecent assault




Cosby is f*cked, but given the mounting allegations, this isn't a surprise that he has finally be charged. This will be the biggest Court Case since OJ.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #142 on: January 06, 2016, 12:59:28 pm »
I just didn't know which thread to put this in, but this dude is a giant douche and he gets taken down spectacularly.



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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #143 on: January 06, 2016, 01:12:07 pm »
It's the right thread for sure.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #144 on: January 06, 2016, 02:25:51 pm »
Thandie Newton Puts Starbucks on Blast for Offensive Store Display


WTF! Starbucks is going to have to do more than offer a "sincere apology". That's f*cked up. Congrats, you are the Douche of the day. Dumbf*cks.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #145 on: January 07, 2016, 09:22:45 am »
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Because this is going to court and using up precious court time with this BS

PETA  People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

PETA suit claims monkey holds copyright to famous selfie

Judge rules on whether monkey can own selfie photos copyright

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SAN FRANCISCO -- A federal judge in San Francisco said Wednesday he plans to dismiss a copyright lawsuit filed on behalf of an Indonesian monkey by an advocacy group that claims the animal owns the rights to a famous series of "monkey selfie" photographs.

CBS San Francisco reports that U.S. District Judge William Orrick said he agreed with arguments by camera owner David Slater and self-publishing software company Blurb Inc. that federal copyright law doesn't allow animals to claim copyright protection.

"I just don't see that it could go as broadly as beyond humans," Orrick said during a hearing on a motion by Slater and Blurb for dismissal of the lawsuit filed against them in September by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals on behalf of Naruto, a crested macaque.

The judge said he will issue a written order of dismissal at a later date.

But Orrick also said he will allow PETA to file an amended lawsuit if the group wishes to do so. PETA attorney David Schwarz told Orrick he plans to do that, and said outside of court that he will study the future ruling before deciding how to revise the suit.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #146 on: January 17, 2016, 08:21:48 am »
Shamed CBB Star Tila Tequila Begs Fans For Money To Pay Her Rent


Ugh, I can't stand Tila Tequila. I still don't get how she even has a "career" or how she even qualifies as a "celebrity". F*ck this piece of sh*t. I have no sympathy for her "woe-is-me" predicament. Try downsizing you lazy f*ck. No one should have to help you pay $4,500 a month for rent. And anyone that actually gave her money, you're even dumber than she is. This is f*cking 'Idiot Week' apparently.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #147 on: January 17, 2016, 09:47:42 am »
Good gawd that was disgusting to read about such a waste of plasma.

And if there's people out there who support her... good luck with your future choices and decisions in life.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #148 on: January 25, 2016, 09:52:52 am »
Ken Kratz  - The poster child for Douche

Ken Kratz's Letter To Steven Avery Hints At Exactly What Kratz Might've Wanted For His Book


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After most of America binge-watched all ten episodes of Netflix's documentary series Making a Murderer, viewers were clamoring for updates on Steven Avery's case and to hear the point of view of anyone who made an appearance on the show. One thing many enthusiasts didn't expect though, was for Ken Kratz, the Wisconsin prosecutor in Avery's case who became the series' villain, to write a book about the murder trial for the death of 25-year-old photographer Teresa Halbach. Reaffirming the negative impression America had of the lawyer, Kratz allegedly wanted a confession from Avery for his book, because a tell-all with Avery admitting that he killed Halbach would no doubt make Kratz a very rich man.

Kratz told WBAY that he's writing a book to tell the other side of the story — Halbach's side. "Finally grateful to tell the whole story," he told the local news station. He said he decided to pen a book about the case "because the one voice forgotten to this point is Teresa Halbach."

In an e-mail sent to BuzzFeed News, Kratz said he hopes to restore people's faith in the criminal justice system, as the documentary left viewers feeling like the system completely failed Avery and his nephew, Brendan Dassey. "I believe somebody needs to stand up for the cops, the courts, and the victim by telling the truth and setting forth the vast amount of evidence proving Avery's guilt beyond a shadow of a doubt," Kratz said.

    Kratz letter to SA:Confess so I can write book & profit.This bloodsucking gives vampires a bad name #MakingAMurderer pic.twitter.com/yBsXOE6dhl
    — Kathleen Zellner (@ZellnerLaw) January 24, 2016

Despite Kratz's claims that his intention is to defend Halbach and her family — as he felt he did throughout the 2007 murder trial — he obviously has some self-involved motives as well. Kathleen Zellner, the Chicago lawyer that teamed up with Tricia Bushnell of the Midwest Innocence Project to represent Avery's current legal proceedings, tweeted a picture of a letter addressed from Kratz to Avery, saying that he wanted the book to include a full confession from the convicted killer who's maintained his innocence from the beginning.

The letter seems to be in response to Avery's refusal to confess and his continued theory that someone set him up for the crime. According to the letter, Kratz wrote:

    Unfortunately, you only want to continue your nonsense about being set up. That's too bad, because you had ONE opportunity to finally tell all the details, but now that will never happen.

    By the way, the difference between you and famous convicted murderers from the past is they told their whole truthful story to someone, who then wrote a book about what actually happened and people got to understand both sides. I was willing to do that for you... but if you are going to continue to lie about what happened between you and Ms. Halbach, I am not interested.

Kratz would have made a huge profit off the hypothetical book. Avery finally admitting to the murder would have also cleared Kratz's name, as a lot of people think he prosecuted and vilified an innocent man. Kratz even admitted that changing America's perception of him was part of his reasoning for writing a book.

"I want people to understand that, contrary to the thesis of the documentary, our criminal justice system does work," he wrote to BuzzFeed News. "And of course, in the process, I hope to restore my reputation."

    2015 Kratz letter to SA: ADMIT guilt. SA didn't admit first time won't admit this time. Save stamps, still innocent #MakingAMurderer
    — Kathleen Zellner (@ZellnerLaw) January 23, 2016

The Wisconsin lawyer did tell BuzzFeed News that he would share part of the proceeds in honor of Halbach's memory, but he didn't specify who he would share the money with. Since Avery didn't cooperate with his pleas for a confession, the book will focus on what happened to Halbach and aim to convince readers of the state's case: That Avery is guilty of Halbach's murder.

It will take Kratz about four months to write the book, so you could have it in your hands this summer. There's no better pool-side story than a former prosecutor attempting to convince the nation that he didn't put an innocent man in prison for life.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
« Reply #149 on: February 15, 2016, 06:09:01 am »
Is Kanye West really asking Mark Zuckerberg for $1 billion to clear a massive debt?



F*ck this piece of sh*t! Just go away already. Your 15 minutes of fame expired years ago you no talent hack.
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