Author Topic: Glorious Fail  (Read 2928 times)

0 Members and 0 Guests are viewing this topic.

Mac

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9913
  • Dewey Cheatham & Howe LLP
  • Location: Little Ol Town in the Midwest
    • View Profile
Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #120 on: July 04, 2012, 07:52:38 am »
Quote
And you wonder why the population at large thinks all lawyers are scum.

I never wonder. I know.
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25855
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #121 on: July 04, 2012, 08:11:06 am »
I never wonder. I know.

ZIIINNG!!
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25855
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #122 on: July 09, 2012, 09:20:59 am »
Little League Brawl Caught on Tape; Fathers Fist Fight At The Game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCMe2JgwSfM

FAIL!
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

Mac

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9913
  • Dewey Cheatham & Howe LLP
  • Location: Little Ol Town in the Midwest
    • View Profile
Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #123 on: July 09, 2012, 09:41:30 am »
Ban them. Ban that activity.

Consequences people.
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Mac

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9913
  • Dewey Cheatham & Howe LLP
  • Location: Little Ol Town in the Midwest
    • View Profile
Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #124 on: July 09, 2012, 10:07:42 am »
Glorious LOSER!!!!

Jennifer Aniston movie role lures deadbeat dad home to face $43K bill, arrest

Quote
As they say, if it seems too good to be true, it probably is. Now, tack on this corollary: If you're a deadbeat parent who has skipped out on your child support payments and a random call suggests you're in line for a role in the next Jennifer Aniston movie -- well, you might want to think twice about flying home for your close-up.

That's what Joshua Garlathy discovered when he flew in May from Hawaii to Pennsylvania, where he owed over $43,000 in child support payments, according to Pennsylvania paper The Morning Call.

The 40-year-old had been absent from his child's life for 19 years, and as his support payment debt grew, he ultimately decided to live in Hawaii, where extradition was apparently too expensive for local law enforcement. That meant his ex-girlfriend Beth Ann Holderman and bounty hunter Scott Bernstein had to come up with a ruse to get him to return.

More...
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25855
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #125 on: July 09, 2012, 10:12:30 am »
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

This could also go in Pranks. He got what was coming. Sucka!!
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

Mac

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9913
  • Dewey Cheatham & Howe LLP
  • Location: Little Ol Town in the Midwest
    • View Profile
Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #126 on: July 09, 2012, 12:59:47 pm »
Aw crap. I forgot about Pranks.
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25855
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #127 on: July 12, 2012, 05:36:35 pm »
Olympic Flame Gets Accidentally Extinguished

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9QiKe3TZJU

Who's the  f u c k i n g  idiot that thought this was a good idea?

FAIL!!


Does this mean they have to take the torch all the waaaaaaaaaay back to the starting point and do this again....the right way? If they don't, I'm always gonna know that the fire that enters the stadium is the fake fire, which can't hold a flame to the original.
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25855
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #128 on: July 20, 2012, 07:33:37 pm »

My beef isn't with Willard choking the chicken. Honestly, who cares. I have issues with the executive that decides to pass judgement on someone else for something he or she has done (and most likely still does) themselves. Having said that, why Fred? You have internet and all the free  p o r n  you can shake a stick at. I understand that before the invention of internet that the only option were theaters or rental places and most people just don't want to have to go through all that trouble of renting. It's the only thing that I can think of as to why Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) would go down that road. But today? It's literally impossible to search the web and NOT find it. It finds you. I'm actually surprised that these theaters even still exist today BECAUSE fot the internet.

Anyway, I side with Fred on this. Oh, and  f u c k  PBS!
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25855
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #129 on: July 24, 2012, 09:01:43 pm »
Firewalking Fail At Tony Robbins Event

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_YD1mmJ8O4

The title says it all.
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

Mac

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9913
  • Dewey Cheatham & Howe LLP
  • Location: Little Ol Town in the Midwest
    • View Profile
Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #130 on: July 25, 2012, 04:09:23 am »
Sorry to take a detour here, but that freakin lip piercing is a fail. I can't stand piercings. Ugly, gross and will turn a nice looking person ugly. All I could do was look at that piercing. Didn't hear a word she said. I was too grossed out.

Women... Piercings are ugly... Period
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25855
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #131 on: July 25, 2012, 06:35:48 am »
I agree that lip piercings just look ridiculous. I think TYT is trying to make a point that they are open minded and not ultra conservative like other News organizations that wouldn't allow such things on the air. It's not going well. Long before you ever brought up the topic, she has been getting reamed by viewers in how she is presenting herself on camera. At the end of the day, she looks like a clown.

Ana has been gone for 2 days now, I miss her.
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

Mac

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9913
  • Dewey Cheatham & Howe LLP
  • Location: Little Ol Town in the Midwest
    • View Profile
Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #132 on: July 25, 2012, 03:45:41 pm »
I miss her too
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25855
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #133 on: July 27, 2012, 12:39:16 am »
'Twilight' Fan Cries 'How Could You Do This Kristen Stewart?' (Emma Clark)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAa0lEmVER4

I really have to question the mental capacity of any fan that gives a flying  f u c k  about other people's social lives. Seriously, who gives a  f u c k  who is banging who. What the  f u c k  do you get out of even caring about dumb  s h i t  like this? At the end of the day, how does someone else's relationship enrich your life? Does it put food on the table for you? Does it pay your rent? Do the stars you cry over hang out with you? No. Seriously. Epic fail! In the words of Willam Shatner, "Get a life"! Please!!!!!!
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

Mac

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9913
  • Dewey Cheatham & Howe LLP
  • Location: Little Ol Town in the Midwest
    • View Profile
Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #134 on: July 27, 2012, 09:56:21 am »
I am absolutely astounded at how many people care about this stuff. Just look at reality TV. Look at the rags. People eat this s hit up.

absolutely embarrassing.
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

 

Related Topics

  Subject / Started by Replies Last post
Glorious Wins...

Started by Mac « 1 2 ... 13 14 » Off-Topic

202 Replies
3270 Views
Last post November 11, 2017, 07:39:40 pm
by Chiprocks1

Automatic Image Resize Code