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« Reply #180 on: December 23, 2012, 12:45:56 pm »
Nice.... I've been saying this for years since they started the ban... WTF Wally World?

Walmart Sells Assault Weapons But Bans Music With Swear Words

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Neil DeGrasse Tyson points out a bizarre dichotomy in America:

Walmart sells assault weapons but bans music that contains swear words.

That policy tells you a lot about this country.

We can guess why Walmart sells assault weapons: Its customers want them, and the company can make a lot of money selling them.

But Walmart's customers probably also want music that contains swear words, and Walmart could probably make money selling that, too.

And music with curse words is legal (First Amendment and all that), so this isn't about legality.

So why the no-cursing policy?

Based on a description on Walmart's web site, it seems that the retailer worries that some customers might find music with swear words "objectionable":

Wal-Mart does not display album or song titles that contain profanity...Wal-Mart selects 30-second sample clips such that only clips that do not contain profanity are made available to customers. However, other portions of the recordings may contain profanity, and the 30-second sample clips or the recording as a whole may be deemed by some customers to be offensive, indecent or objectionable. Occasionally, Wal-Mart may refuse to stock music merchandise that may not seem appropriate. However, Wal-Mart may carry some recordings that some customers might find offensive, indecent or objectionable.


So Walmart bans profanity on the grounds that some people might find it objectionable, but proudly sells assault weapons that can be used to slaughter people.

Isn't Walmart worried that some people might find that objectionable?  Like the parents of children who were just murdered with an assault weapon, for example? Or the parents who worry that their children might be murdered with an assault weapon? Or anyone worried that anyone might be murdered with an assault weapon?

Apparently not.

Apparently, in America, you'd have to be, well, un-American to find that objectionable.

Here's a nice-looking assault rifle Walmart's advertising right now on Walmart.com: The Sig-Sauer M400 With Prismatic Scope. It's "designed for use in law enforcement and military operations." Just what every civilian Walmart customer needs.


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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #181 on: December 23, 2012, 01:01:01 pm »
They are a joke. But I do like to people watch the freaks that roam that place.
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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #182 on: December 23, 2012, 03:03:39 pm »
How come everywhere in the world companies are doing stupid stuff?!?!? HAHAHA!
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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #183 on: January 08, 2013, 03:40:57 pm »
Alex Jones... huh, first time I've heard of this douche. It's not hard to find info about the old boy. He apparently has a following with his uh, tactful intelligent way.

Dumbfcuk... define Nerd.

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« Reply #184 on: January 09, 2013, 11:09:56 am »
His rant makes no sense, which makes him....something.
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« Reply #185 on: January 11, 2013, 09:25:29 am »
I wasn't sure where to put this. Politics, WTF, stupid people... c'mon.

GOP congressman: Akin's **** comments were 'partly right'


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A Georgia Republican congressman said that former Missouri Senate candidate Todd Akin, R, was "partly right" in asserting that victims of "legitimate ****" rarely become pregnant.

Rep. Phil Gingrey, R-Ga., a former obstetrician-gynecologist, said at a town hall meeting that Akin was “partly right” in his controversial suggestion, which was widely cited as a factor in his loss to Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill, D, this past November.



Wow, just wow

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« Reply #186 on: January 11, 2013, 09:36:49 am »
Politicians, hell, just regular folks should know there are some things you just should not offer your opinion on because it's gonna have serious blowback on the one that says something and most often they say stupid things to pour gasoline on the fire.
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« Reply #187 on: January 11, 2013, 09:49:59 am »
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Politicians, hell, just regular folks should know there are some things you just should not offer your opinion on because it's gonna have serious blowback on the one that says something and most often they say stupid things to pour gasoline on the fire.

Yea, there are folks mission to throw gas on the fire, but I think this is just plain idiocy in any world. Even drama queens like Limbaugh, Beck and Hannity know this would be utter death.
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« Reply #188 on: January 31, 2013, 05:31:13 am »
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Gawd, these "teachers" never fail in their stupidity.
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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #189 on: January 31, 2013, 12:20:05 pm »
As they say, you can't fix stupid

But, and I say but, this is enough. Consequences folks. Stupid people just **** me off. They waste my time.
Kick her ass out of teaching.
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« Reply #190 on: February 07, 2013, 07:29:16 am »
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This isn't anything new. We all know that a majority of Cops abuse their powers at one time or another. Fail!
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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #191 on: February 17, 2013, 05:42:40 pm »
Heart Attack Grill 'spokesman' dies after apparent heart attack

Uh, Duh?



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A 54-year-old man who spent his days touting the greasy pleasures of the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas has died of an apparent heart attack, the restaurant’s owner said.

John Alleman was waiting for a bus outside the downtown grill last week when he collapsed, Jon Basso told NBC News. Alleman was hospitalized for several days, but died on Monday at Sunrise Hospital and Medical Center, a spokeswoman confirmed.

He’s the second unofficial spokesman for the unabashedly unhealthy restaurant to die in the past two years, according to press reports.

For the past 18 months, Alleman spent part of virtually every day at the grill, standing outside the doors, urging customers to come in and try the restaurant’s renowned “Coronary Dog” or a side of “Flatliner Fries.” The place is known for flagrantly fattening entrees, including the "Quadruple Bypass Burger" that weighs in at 9,983 calories.

“He did it for free,” Basso said. “He wouldn’t accept a dollar. He wouldn’t even accept a free burger.”

 Alleman was relatively slender, but had a family history of heart disease, Basso said. He apparently lost both of his parents in their early 50s. He is survived by a brother, Paul Alleman, who also lives in Las Vegas, records show.

He is the second unofficial spokesman for one of Basso’s restaurants to die, according to press reports. Blair River, who stood 6-foot-8 and weighed 575 pounds was known as the “Gentle Giant” at the Heart Attack Grill in Chandler, Ariz., according to the Arizona Republic newspaper. He died in March 2011 from complications of flu-related pneumonia. He was 29.

 Alleman was known at the Las Vegas restaurant as “Patient John,” a nod to the grill’s hospital-themed gimmick where waitresses clad in skimpy costumes are called “nurses” and Basso refers to himself as the “head surgeon.” A caricature of Alleman is a staple on Heart Attack Grill menus, clothing and other merchandise. His real job was as a security guard at a local skyscraper, Basso said.

Basso seemed shaken by Alleman’s death in a telephone interview. He said he was with Alleman before he died and didn’t know quite what to do with a bag of Alleman’s clothing and personal belongings a hospital staffer told him to take home.

The grill will go on, said Basso, who was fielding media calls during a bartending shift on Tuesday. A former owner of a diet center, he said he grew tired of lying to people about weight-loss. The restaurant may have another spokesman, but, for now, Basso said he was missing his friend.

“Normally, I’m a lot more jovial,” he said. “I’m sorry.”

Personally I find these places disgusting. It was cute for 1 millisecond when a name is Fat Joe's or Fat Face Bar-B-Que. You will never catch me eating there. And don't even get me going about the eating contests or Man vs. Food. Disgusting.[/i]
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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #192 on: March 06, 2013, 10:32:52 am »
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Oh brother! That is what you call an EPIC FAIL!!!! I feel bad for her, but damn, that was some weak sauce right there.
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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #193 on: April 16, 2013, 01:13:55 pm »
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How is it that this dumb f*ck has a career? I CAN'T stand his "music" and the "personality". Boy, would I sure like to kick his ass one day.
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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #194 on: April 16, 2013, 02:42:45 pm »
Uber douche has hit the wall.

All the things he's doing lately is just re-barrassing.

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