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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #45 on: February 25, 2012, 09:23:56 am »
Idiots Are Paying For Service that Adds "Sent From My iPhone" Signature to Messages

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The more I read about this, the more I want to go to China and punch all these idiots out of their underpants: people paying one dollar a month to add a "sent from my iPhone" to every message they send.

The reason? They can't afford a real iPhone.

Here's the ad from one of the vendors who offers this service, as found by the Financial Times' Kathrin Hille:

   
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The iPhone is too expensive. If you don't want to spend that money, then fake it!

People who use this fake iPhone signature service are users of QQ, the world's largest messaging tool, which is extremely popular in China.

Apparently, most people there can't spend the $791 for the basic iPhone, but they want to appear as they have one. Not only they are willing to pay that money, but they are also willing to give their QQ passwords in order to make these services to work.

This kind of moronic stuff goes on all the time in some form or another. Whether it's clothes, cars, tech, what have you. Your deserve to get slammed for wasting your money.
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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #46 on: February 25, 2012, 09:28:22 am »
Fail!
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"Sent from the Playboy Mansion's Grotto". Which you were here. Not!! I don't share! Keeping Playmates all to myself.
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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #47 on: March 08, 2012, 09:38:41 am »
Parents regret baby name

No duh.

Name is a brand? WTF

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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #48 on: March 08, 2012, 10:51:22 am »
News Anchor Fail Compilation 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KNpn-XGM04
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« Reply #49 on: March 08, 2012, 11:03:21 am »
Parents regret baby name

No duh.

Name is a brand? WTF

Idiots

All babies should be named Cougar or Hulk. Courtesy of Phoebe Buffay,
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« Reply #50 on: March 08, 2012, 11:11:21 am »
Anchor: More teens are having  f u c k e d.
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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #51 on: April 05, 2012, 07:37:47 am »
Why do the Kardashians continue to exist? More s hit from them continue to clog mindless news
I guess I'm not helping by posting anything by them... even if it's a major fail on every level.

By the way, who the phuck is the chewbacca sister?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Un3-O5hDg
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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #52 on: April 06, 2012, 10:03:03 am »
Ann Curry

That's it.... just Ann Curry is a fail. Why people think she is any good on the Today show is a mystery.

Today piece about the "'Too beautiful' Samantha Brick: 'I'm not overconfident'" just made Curry unintelligent. It was obvious to me the second Samantha Brick started to talk, that she was a intelligent, bright woman with blog trying to make a point. Curry like many others misconstrued everything and did not listen to what Ms. Brick had to say.

Again, this is just one example. I find her appearance on a news show a head scratch-er.

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« Reply #53 on: April 06, 2012, 10:46:39 am »
I love me some morning Glorious Fail. Just one look at Ann Curry's face in that pic says it all. As for the interview, anyone that counts how many "I's" there are in a piece clearly has an ax to grind. That is not what I call investigative journalism.
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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #54 on: April 06, 2012, 10:51:17 am »
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I love me some morning Glorious Fail. Just one look at Ann Curry's face in that pic says it all. As for the interview, anyone that counts how many "I's" there are in a piece clearly has an ax to grind. That is not what I call investigative journalism.

yea, just goes to show she came up with questions ahead of time and damit, was going to ask them. I don't care what MS. Brick has to say. I put work into this.
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« Reply #55 on: April 06, 2012, 10:55:35 am »
yea, just goes to show she came up with questions ahead of time and damit, was going to ask them. I don't care what MS. Brick has to say. I put work into this.

I counted 2 "I's" there bub. You Sir, are full of thy self.
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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #56 on: April 06, 2012, 01:35:08 pm »
Kim Delaney - Liberty Medal Award Speech

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1sMwQEBRRI

An old clip. This is more train wreck and sad, then anything else. I like her as an actress, but I wonder just how many chances she's got left before Hollywood decides enough is enough.
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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #57 on: April 06, 2012, 08:57:48 pm »
WTF was that?
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« Reply #58 on: April 06, 2012, 09:32:50 pm »
WTF was that?

Another public train wreck where she fell off the wagon prior to the awards show, got smashed, slurred her speech, embarrassed herself, went away to rehab, came back to work, all forgotten.




Till the next time that is....................
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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #59 on: April 09, 2012, 01:13:31 pm »
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Ann Curry

That's it.... just Ann Curry is a fail. Why people think she is any good on the Today show is a mystery.

I don't wish anybody ill will, well ya I have, but anyway, this just in...

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Gawker reported almost two weeks ago that Matt wants Today to be a Curry-free zone and would only sign a new contract if the producers dropped her ass. Good Morning America has beat Today in the ratings for the first time in the history of forever and Matt is blaming the stale chemistry between him and Ann Curry for that. So since Matt has signed on, I'm guessing that Ann Curry will soon be saying "good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning" to the clerk at the unemployment office.

I liked Ann Curry before she took over for Meredith, but ever since then it's been painful to watch her. The worst is when Ann interviews a family that has just suffered a tragedy and she has to show with her face that she cares. I haven't seen that kind of blatant overacting since I watched a **** star wearing a dildo hat pretend like she was getting pleasure from another **** star humping it. I swear, a bowl of old curry has better interviewing skills than Ann Curry does.

Today should fire Ann, demote Matt to wine pourer and give Hoda & Kathie Lee all four hours. The ratings would plummet, but Joel McHale's heart would soar.
« Last Edit: April 09, 2012, 01:15:30 pm by Mac »
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