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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #300 on: August 31, 2015, 08:16:46 am »
MTV 2015 Video Music Awards Show

Normally I would post this in the Music Section, good and bad. But this was so atrociously awful that it HAS to go in the Glorious Fail thread. But where to begin? Who gets the top prize? Well, I gotta go with Kayne West. What a colossal hypocrite. The guy receives the Video Vanguard Award and then goes on an epic meltdown slamming Awards shows as pointless, and yet he attends each and everyone one of them to keep his name in the papers. I agree, awards shows are pointless. But if you want to be taken seriously, don't attend them you dumbf*ck. If that wasn't enough, he ran his mouth for what seemed like 20 minutes and made no f*cking sense whatsoever. He called out Justin Timberlake for something that happened 6 years ago, he admitted he was high, he kinda slammed Taylor Swift in a roundabout way in spite of her just giving him the award. Oh and to top it off, he announced that he will be running for President in 2020. This has to be taken with a grain of salt. He was high after all. All of this, especially his video montage intro was specifically to remind people is that he is a martyr for all artists out there and yet the music he makes is sh*t. Go figure. Hey Kanye, next time you get an award, just thank your wife, your kids, your fans and then get the f*ck off the stage. Idiot.

Justin Bieber was good for a laugh as his "performance" just further cemented the fact that he is a talent-less hack that has duped millions of girls into believing he is somehow legit. What a pile of sh*t he is. His singing had me laughing hysterically. But it was his dancing that really had me in stitches last night. To top it off, he gives a mini pep talk at the end that is meant to "inspire" but only made him look even dumber than he is. The kicker is that he starts to "cry" when all said and done. Well, fake cry that is as he's trying to create a buzz-worthy moment.

Miley Cyrus. What a f*Cking joke. As host for this years VMA, she went out of her way to really "shock" people. Her costumes were just dumb and did nothing to shock, but more to point out that she is going off the rails in her stupidity. She's not controversial, but just boring. Lady Gaga has been doing this for the last 5 years and Madonna has been doing this for the last 30 years. Speaking of Cyrus, I gotta give Nikki Minaj an A for effort in trying to start a war with her by calling her *bleep*. Still came off as staged, clearly a moment that Nikki wanted to be talked about the next day.

Overall, the show was a disaster from start to finish. I'd say 90% of the performances were awful. Unmemorable to say the least. I hope that MTV will cancel this redundant shows once and for all. On that, I agree with Kayne. KAYNE FOR PREZ!!! NOT!!!

Rant over.
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