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Glorious Fail
« on: December 01, 2011, 08:58:32 am »
I noticed we on occasion talk about something failed, and I know there are sites out there dedicated to FAIL, well, because it's fun and sometimes allows us to feel better, it's not us failing.

Anyway, a recent discussion of Billy Squire and his ill conceived notion of a dance video forever cemented FAIL to a very successful artist. No doubt he continued on and did more great songs. He just made this minor hiccup in the rock world.

Please... add more as you see fit.

Billy Squire - Rock Me Tonite



Note: I'm tired of the tiresome 'Epic fail' overly used term
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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2011, 09:32:17 am »
Dude, this isn't FAIL. This is AWESOME!! Always has been, always will be!! You need to redefine what is technically a fail.
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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2011, 09:37:31 am »
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Dude, this isn't FAIL. This is AWESOME!! Always has been, always will be!! You need to redefine what is technically a fail.

Maybe I'm missing what awesome means.
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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2011, 09:49:45 am »
Maybe I'm missing what awesome means.

It's not that your "missing" what awesome means, it't that you not admitting to it's awesomeness.
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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2011, 01:46:59 pm »
Jesse Eisenberg's a HUGE Star, Sues Over 'Camp Hell' Cover Art!

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I'm willing to bet that when Jesse Eisenberg was cast in George VanBuskirk's Camp Hell (now on DVD from Lionsgate), he was beyond ecstatic. I'd even go as far as to say he called his parents and said, "Mom, Dad, guess what? I'm gonna be in another movie!"

But now he's a big star, you know, the guy from Zombieland and The Social Network. And being a big star, it's damaging to your reputation to be featured in a crappy direct-to-disc title. I understand it stings, especially now, but Jesse is the one who accepted money, signed a contract and agreed to take part in the indie production.

Yet, Eisenberg has decided to play the "douche card" and is suing both Lionsgate and Grindstone for featuring him on the cover even though he only cameos for about 5 minutes. So what? You can read all about the breaking news inside.

Via THR:

"Jesse Eisenberg has filed a lawsuit against Lionsgate and Grindstone Entertainment for allegedly turning his less-than-five-minute cameo in the horror flick Camp Hell into an above-the-title star turn. The actor is using the Los Angeles Superior Court to make a point. According to the complaint, "Eisenberg is bringing this lawsuit in order to warn his fans and the public that, contrary to the manner in which Defendants are advertising the film, Eisenberg is not the star of and does not appear in a prominent role in Camp Hell."

And oh yeah, he demands $3 million in damages, more than the budget of the film.

Eisenberg's lawsuit starts out with a prologue worthy of the horror genre: "No good deed goes unpunished."

According to the lawsuit, filed by Marty Singer, Eisenberg agreed to perform for one day at minimal compensation (about $3,000) as a favor to friends, who were producing and directing the low budget film.

That happened in 2007, before Eisenberg garnered an Academy Award nomination for his role in The Social Network as Mark Zuckerberg, a guy who builds a website that redefines publicity and privacy before getting sued by his best friend and some Winklevii.

Eisenberg's own friends allegedly couldn't resist the temptation of using the actor's newfound fame to advertise Camp Hell."

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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2011, 07:45:28 am »
Yes I concur with Chip the Billy Squier video is WIN, however when his career tanked for wearing a dress in a video THATS fail. This..... also fail



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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2011, 07:49:02 am »
Ha. That's on par with those thieves that break into houses and sue the owners for falling through the roof or slipping on the kitchen floor. I did remember hearing that one of the thieves actually won their case, which is nuts.
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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2011, 02:19:38 pm »
Most Awkward Wheel Of Fortune Moment Ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMghvnqDhT8&feature=related

Talk about epic fails. This guy is beyond stupid.

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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2011, 05:54:15 am »
AWK-WARD!!!!!
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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2011, 12:26:54 pm »
Students Suspended For Tebowing



This could have gone anywhere, especially in Comedy Gold since it's funny with regards to how to pronounce the word "Tebowing". But in the end, I feel that the "suspension" of the students was what brought this to Glorious Fail, even if I do think "Tebowing" is about the dumbest thing I've seen since Planking.

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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2011, 01:42:44 pm »
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even if I do think "Tebowing" is about the dumbest thing I've seen since Planking

yes... it is
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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2011, 03:58:41 pm »
Sinead O'Connor ends marriage after just 16 days



Title says it all, but the Tattoo's takes this one from Glorious to EPIC FAIL heights. Gross. Some chicks just can't pull off the Bald Priest/Biker Chick look. Just sayin'.

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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2011, 03:49:28 pm »
The Mystery of Al Capone's Vault Geraldo Rivera 1986



Glorious Fali? Yep. Epic  Fail? Oh, heeeeeeeeeeell yeah!!! Me actually watching this when it aired? No comment. BIGGEST FAIL OF ALL TIME!!

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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2012, 07:51:38 am »
Grizzly bear destroys car

apparently the kid left a sandwich in the car?

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Re: Glorious Fail
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2012, 07:55:58 am »
How do they know it was a bear? It could have been Iggy looking for beer for all we know.
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