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Re: It's So Damn Hot!!!
« Reply #300 on: December 12, 2014, 10:03:30 am »
Sooooooooooooooooooo much rain!! It has been non-stop for the past couple of days with no end in sight. Still wearing shorts and flip flops though.  ;D
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Re: It's So Damn Hot!!!
« Reply #301 on: December 12, 2014, 01:01:37 pm »
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Sooooooooooooooooooo much rain!! It has been non-stop for the past couple of days with no end in sight. Still wearing shorts and flip flops though.  ;D

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Re: It's So Damn Hot!!!
« Reply #302 on: December 12, 2014, 04:33:44 pm »
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Ironic. As soon as you said that, the rain stopped, the sun came out and it's been a great day since then. King Mac, you ROCK!!!  ;D
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Re: It's So Damn Hot!!!
« Reply #303 on: December 31, 2014, 08:59:09 am »
It's freezing right now. Sure, you guys probably have a different definition of freezing given where you live, but here.....it's definitely on the chill side of things. Yesterday was the first day I actually wore pants outside......well, sweat pants and a tee shirt anyway. Same goes for today. Was hoping to go a full calendar year without having to wear any kind of pants.  I am surprised that it took as long as it did. Went pretty deep into the month of December.
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Re: It's So Damn Hot!!!
« Reply #304 on: December 31, 2014, 10:57:18 am »
Ya think... yea, it's a whole different ball game here in hell, I mean the midwest. Today is we got our first real shot of winter... We started with 7⁰, but the sun is shining. Woopdef*ckingdee
In my book winter came sometime in September when it dropped below 60.

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Re: It's So Damn Hot!!!
« Reply #305 on: December 31, 2014, 11:00:02 am »
yea, yea, yea, I know this should be in comedy gold. Bite me... it's to cold to think.

Canadian Cold

+70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.

+60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Canada plant gardens.

+50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Canada sunbathe.

+40 degrees
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Canada drive with the windows down.

+32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.

+20 degrees
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.

+15 degrees
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0 degrees
People in Miami all die...
Canadians lick the flagpole.

20 below
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Canada get out their winter coats.

40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Canada are selling cookies door to door.

60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

80 below
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Canada rent some videos.

100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

297 below
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.

460 below
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Canada start saying, "Eh, Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Leafs win the Stanley Cup

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Re: It's So Damn Hot!!!
« Reply #306 on: December 31, 2014, 11:45:27 am »
lol
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Re: It's So Damn Hot!!!
« Reply #307 on: January 02, 2015, 12:09:10 pm »
Sandals and shorts today, but I know that won't be anything I see in the foreseeable future. It's suppose to drop to the low 20 this weekend up in the mountains.
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Re: It's So Damn Hot!!!
« Reply #308 on: January 02, 2015, 02:29:46 pm »
In the mountains!!!

Now your sounding like George Carlin. "Temperature at the airport is 88⁰, which is stupid, because I don't anyone who lives at the airport."

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Re: It's So Damn Hot!!!
« Reply #309 on: January 02, 2015, 02:51:31 pm »
Just to clarify, I don't live in San Diego. I live in Alaska and I'm wearing shorts and sandals.  :P
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Re: It's So Damn Hot!!!
« Reply #310 on: January 02, 2015, 05:01:53 pm »
It's all cold and rainy and foggy outside, I'm honestly not sure if I've been outside since before Christmas.

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Re: It's So Damn Hot!!!
« Reply #311 on: January 04, 2015, 04:55:39 pm »
Here comes the cold. Looks like for the next week, it will not climb above 30  :'(
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Re: It's So Damn Hot!!!
« Reply #312 on: January 05, 2015, 03:01:13 pm »
Sheesh! It's hotter than hell today. Went for 2 different walks today to run errands and in both cases, completely drenched in sweat. No more walking today! Ack!
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Re: It's So Damn Hot!!!
« Reply #313 on: January 05, 2015, 05:53:30 pm »
Ugh, it's so freakin' cold here, gonna be single digits in a couple of days.  Forget that.

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Re: It's So Damn Hot!!!
« Reply #314 on: January 06, 2015, 12:58:38 pm »
Another hot day today. Too bad there aren't any hot chicks to go with it. Sigh.
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