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« on: October 26, 2011, 10:27:58 am »
I'm really not one to talk about Politics because it's a hot button topic that leads to way too many arguments. So, I usually refrain from it. Having said that, I find a lot of humor in the Republican Presidential Candidates. And I owe it all to these guys for mining for gold in the continual phuck ups these candidates put themselves in.

So, anyone else here following the lunacy? Any favorites?
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Re: Politics
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2011, 10:42:42 am »
I refrain from talking politics in any kind of conversational mode. Sure I have opinions and will on occasion vent a rant, but beyond that I balance my life out with listening to very little political news and balance it out with great comedy points.
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Re: Politics
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2011, 07:12:23 pm »
Rick Perry (Oops)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uvmKnFY4uk

Um....uh....um.....uh.....oops.

Good Lord. Just when you think this Presidential Race can't get any funnier, along come Rick Perry....again.

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Re: Politics
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2011, 10:35:31 am »
Bullet Strikes White House Window

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtD4eW1n018

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Re: Politics
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2011, 11:28:20 am »
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Bullet Strikes White House Window

There is someone with a death wish.
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Re: Politics
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2011, 08:56:11 am »
Herman Cain Preview (The Late Show)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tBTq9cDSHI

Am I the only one in America that thinks Cain is nothing but a fraud? This guy is a clown and a joke. The only thing he is good for are the soundbites that give Colbert, Stewart, Letterman, etc...stuff to work with. But other than that..nothing. Watching him try to fake his way through interview after interview is really p*ssing me off because he thinks he can fake it with the American people and that we will buy this sort of garbage. Having said that, the Presidential Race this year is the most entertaining race I've seen...ever. Some really dumb candidates to say the least.

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Re: Politics
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2011, 09:48:53 am »
I honestly try to avoid any of this crap that is floating through the air right now. I'm aware of it, but pay it little attention. Politics is sludge and I think our founders would be mortified.
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Re: Politics
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2011, 11:33:15 am »
Herman Cain: I don't Know What I'm Doing (The Young Turks)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO-TH9kESWQ

The two commentators reaction to Cain's policy had me howling. I hope Cain himself sees this clip and comes to the realization of just how DUMB he really is.


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Re: Politics
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2011, 07:57:55 am »
Oh good lord.

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Re: Politics
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2011, 01:17:08 pm »
Herman Cain's Campaign Promises with Mike Tyson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfJCYZ06IGI

Pizza PThursday.


Technically this could also go in Comedy Gold, but since I'm actively bashing Hermain Cain, it's only fitting it finds a home right here. To hell with Cain, I'm electing Mike Tyson for President. Who knew Tyson could be so funny? I can't stop laughing.


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Re: Politics
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2011, 07:09:45 pm »
Herman Cain Sings 'Imagine There's No Pizza' With Mike Tyson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pce1Ia7OVdw

Cringe inducing, but still funny to me.

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Re: Politics
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2011, 03:38:54 pm »
Herman Cain Suspends Presidential Bid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dp6-KveQhw



Good riddance, you f ucking loser!



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Re: Politics
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2011, 11:03:41 am »
Ya, one less asshat to think about. This just hilights the whole political arena is clown show. I do not look forward to hear what comes from other 'hopefuls'.
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Re: Politics
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2011, 11:05:49 am »
I'm voting for Ficus. I might as well given that all the candidates thus far are wooden.
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Re: Politics
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2011, 10:55:33 am »
Matt Damon Rips Obama

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZheUoqt7XYo

I totally agree with Matt here. The only small "victory" I can take from this is at least I didn't vote for that numb skull that's sitting in the Oval Office right now. Not much of a victory though with him still dragging this country down. I have no idea who to vote for since the Republican Party candidates is a joke. Who's left? Argh!

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