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Re: Politics
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2011, 01:49:11 pm »
Thus the problem.

And I predict 2012 will even be worse for the Republicans. People will wind up say, aw just phuck it. They'll ignore it or say Obama still looks way better than any one of these asshats... combined.
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Re: Politics
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2011, 03:17:34 pm »
Pretty much on the nose.

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Re: Politics
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2011, 09:47:14 am »
Bachmann's Iowa Tour

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V3YU9Qn8DY

Why is she still running for President? And how come she gets to stand on the chair, yet when I do the samething at the local DQ, I'm asked to "get the phuck out?" Politicians in general make me laugh when it comes to glad-handling potential votes. "Hi, what's your name?" In her head she is "racking up the votes". If it were only that easy.
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Re: Politics
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2011, 10:35:25 pm »
Why did you waste my time allowing that to be watched? I ask ya.
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Re: Politics
« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2011, 10:39:43 pm »
Slow day in politics and I felt like bashing someone within the Republican Party. Not to worry, I will bash Obama tomorrow.

Me = Equal Opportunity Basher.
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Re: Politics
« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2012, 03:18:27 pm »
Iowa caucuses: Who will wind up ahead?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnnh6aVB2ek

There is NO ONE in the Republican race that I can illegitimately support and I certainly wouldn't be dumb enough to vote for Obama. So, I guess I will just play the Lottery that day and hope to strike it rich.

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Re: Politics
« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2012, 06:40:58 pm »
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There is NO ONE in the Republican race that I can illegitimately support and I certainly wouldn't be dumb enough to vote for Obama. So, I guess I will just play the Lottery that day and hope to strike it rich.

Good luck. I've been playing for awhile. Still not rich.
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Re: Politics
« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2012, 07:36:05 pm »
Good luck. I've been playing for awhile. Still not rich.

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Re: Politics
« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2012, 09:40:27 am »
I really try to distance myself with politics. Just let me know when it's time to vote. Despite that I can't believe all the attention to the Iowa caucus. Hell, I don't even know what a caucus means. With all the polls and who's in front... seriously. I'm sure they care, but does America really care at this point. The election is practically a year off yet and the way the candidates change their lead and their points of view, none of this, nada, nothing matters now.

And in large part I blame the news channels for enabling this coverage.

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Re: Politics
« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2012, 09:49:25 am »
I'm only interested in how many different ways Stephen Colbert can make fun of each and every politician. No lie.
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Re: Politics
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2012, 01:03:56 am »
Jon Huntsman Getting Beat by Stephen Colbert in South Carolina Polling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZVpHma6oOc

True story.


Finally a candidate I can support. Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!

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Re: Politics
« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2012, 09:41:15 am »
This is part WTF thread, but honestly highlights politicians.

Believe me, seeing pajama pants at the gas station has become more common and I just shake my head because of the numbnut wearing them. Either their stupid or lazy. But to ban or make a law... give me a break. But what this is going to do is highlight the issue and more people will jump on the fad bandwagon.  :'(

Revealing proposal: La. official wants to ban pajamas in public

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Re: Politics
« Reply #27 on: January 19, 2012, 10:47:05 pm »
Rick Perry Out; Newt Gingrich Surging

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBQpxEKWajY

Endorse anybody but Gingrich. Wait, there really isn't anyone to endorse....except....


STEPHEN COLBERT!!!!!!!!


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Re: Politics
« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2012, 08:15:17 am »
Oh gawd, I'm glad I'm not paying to much attention to these douchebags. There down to what, Santorum, Gingrich and Romney? Good Lord, I watched people say about Gingriches 'open marriage', oh well, what he does at home is not the same in office.

WHAT?

Than Romney is a poster boy of what douche looks like. Gawd, he just exudes politics and I'm gonna do what I gotta do for myself and step on the little people on the way up.

All of if very sickening.
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Re: Politics
« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2012, 08:24:15 am »
Mitt Romney: Still Hunting for a Straight Answer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUKOkvODM3M


It's all the double-speak that he does that makes me what to punch him in the face. When asked about making his Tax Returns public at the last debate and he just goes on and on and on, sidestepping the question without giving a definitive answer. Ugh. Simple question with a Yes or No answer. Just answer the damn question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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