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Re: Politics
« Reply #30 on: January 20, 2012, 10:49:08 am »
Stephen Colbert New Super PAC Ad for South Carolina

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UOGKO7tM34&feature=related

Mitt the Ripper (Stephen Colbert's Super PAC Campaign AD)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpLFjRixpKo

The Mitt The Ripper AD is particularly funny.

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Re: Politics
« Reply #31 on: January 20, 2012, 11:25:09 pm »
Comedian Colbert Campaigns Day Before SC Primary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z13EB5ah2uw

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Re: Politics
« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2012, 07:37:37 am »
This is what we will have on Election Day:

Newt Gingrich

or

Mitt Romney

or

Barack Obama


This

Is

So

Depressing!!!!





This could be the first time I refuse to vote. This is not good. Not good at all.

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Re: Politics
« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2012, 07:43:45 am »
Newt Gingrich Attacks CNN's John King Over Open Marriage Question

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To_g23JkXnU&feature=related

What a bunch of f ucking sheep. Do they even know what it is they are applauding? Gingrich is a hypocrite to say that asking that question is "despicable". Really dude? That's the despicable thing here?

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Re: Politics
« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2012, 09:55:04 am »
Yea, saw that. Jaw dropping to hear the applaud.

I wish the media would have stepped up instead of back off.
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« Reply #35 on: January 24, 2012, 10:10:41 am »
If I was in the audience, when it was quiet enough that you could hear a pin dropped, I would have yelled out that he was a hypocrite for talking about 'Family Values' when he had none. For someone that cheats on his wives, he is the LAST to be pointing the finger.
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Re: Politics
« Reply #36 on: January 24, 2012, 10:15:17 am »
But he found religion... He's a changed man.

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Re: Politics
« Reply #37 on: January 24, 2012, 06:43:16 pm »
JFK tapes reveal final days of presidency

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nCWWNDQj74

I feel embarrassed putting JFK in the same thread with these other clowns. Sorry.
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Re: Politics
« Reply #38 on: January 26, 2012, 10:00:28 am »
Gingrich promises US moon colony by 2020

Wow, just wow. WTF Newt. So this a pressing concern on people's minds. Really? Your running with that? Not that I care a flying flip what these politicians say, but I think it's important we highlight the ridiculous... for the laughs.
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Re: Politics
« Reply #39 on: January 26, 2012, 10:04:17 am »
The guy is an idiot and he just gave me even more reasons to make fun of him. Seriously, I can't see myself voting for anyone during the next election which is absolutely shameful.
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Re: Politics
« Reply #40 on: January 31, 2012, 10:40:39 am »
What a colossal douche and really, just about everything under Politics should be under Glorious Fail (except Colbert)

This has happened time and time again, but especially with Gingrich knowing copyright laws. Good lord Butt munch.

Gingrich sued for using 'Eye of the Tiger'

Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich faces a lawsuit over his use of "Eye of the Tiger," the theme song to the movie "Rocky III," court documents show.

The claim for copyright infringement, lodged on Monday by Rude Music Inc in an Illinois federal court, relates to Gingrich's use of the song at his political rallies.

Rude Music Inc is owned by Frank Sullivan, who co-wrote the Grammy-award winning song. In addition to Gingrich, the complaint names his campaign, Newt 2012 Inc, and the American Conservative Union, an advocacy organization, as defendents.

The complaint states that the violation it alleges is intentional since Gingrich is "sophisticated and knowledgeable" concerning copyright laws. Rude Music Inc has requested the court to order an end to unauthorized use of the song by the defendents, and to award Rude Music Inc damages.
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A Gingrich campaign spokesman could not immediately be reached for comment.
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Re: Politics
« Reply #41 on: January 31, 2012, 10:44:14 am »
Gingrich's mindset and one of the reasons why I detest him as much as I do is that he thinks the law doesn't apply to him.
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Re: Politics
« Reply #42 on: February 01, 2012, 07:30:34 am »
KISS Republican Party Band (The Colbert Report)



As seen on The Colbert Report on Monday, a suggestion by Stephen that the remaining Republican Candidates form a band (KISS) to combat Obama's singing that's sure to win him the Presidency again. Newt was chosen as Gene Simmons because......

...I'll let you guess.

FYI, if you're asking yourself why this isn't in the KISS thread, then you don't know me very well. I wouldn't dare tarnish that thread with these bozo's.

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Re: Politics
« Reply #43 on: February 01, 2012, 09:41:34 am »
Let's give equal time. From one douche to the next. If I were a staunch republican, I would think I'd be thinking, aw crap, this is what I have to choose from?

Romney: 'I'm not concerned about the very poor'

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All political candidates -- just like all non-politicians -- make verbal gaffes.

On Monday, for example, Republicans jumped on President Obama for saying the word "interesting" when a woman asked him a question about her unemployed husband. (In that exchange, Obama asked the woman to send her husband's resume to him.)

But in politics, what becomes damaging is when a verbal gaffe fits a pre-existing narrative. And that's what happened today when Mitt Romney uttered the words: "I'm not concerned about the very poor."

In an interview this morning, CNN's Soledad O'Brien asked Romney about perceptions that he doesn't understand the needs of average Americans. In response, Romney said:

    This is a time people are worried. They're frightened. They want someone who they have confidence in. And I believe I will be able to instill that confidence in the American people. And, by the way, I'm in this race because I care about Americans.  I'm not concerned about the very poor. We have a safety net there. If it needs repair, I'll fix it.

    I'm not concerned about the very rich, they're doing just fine. I'm concerned about the very heart of the America, the 90, 95 percent of Americans who right now are struggling and I'll continue to take that message across the nation. 

When O'Brien followed on Romney's I'm-not-concerned-about-the-very-poor comment, the presidential candidate responded:

    The challenge right now – we will hear from the Democrat Party the plight of the poor, and – and there’s no question, it's not good being poor and we have a safety net to help those that are very poor.

    But my campaign is focused on middle income Americans. My campaign – you can choose where to focus. You can focus on the rich. That's not my focus. You can focus on the very poor. That's not my focus.

(In fact, according to the non-partisan Tax Policy Center, the largest benefits of Romney's tax plan go to the wealthy, not the middle class.)

Romney's comment about not being concerned about the poor is his latest statement that his rivals -- either Democratic or Republican -- could use to portray Romney as being out of touch with average Americans. Other examples:

-- his $10,000 bet with Rick Perry (at December GOP debate)
-- "I like being able to fire people," even though he was referring to insurers (at speech in New Hampshire)
-- "There were a couple of times I wondered if I was going to get a pink slip" (during remarks in New Hampshire)
-- saying that questions about economic inequality are "about envy" (on "TODAY" back in January)
-- and the ultimate release of his 2010 tax returns, which showed him paying an effective tax rate of less than 15%
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Re: Politics
« Reply #44 on: February 04, 2012, 05:37:37 pm »
Prostitutes Donating To Ron Paul

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