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Re: Politics
« Reply #210 on: February 05, 2014, 01:56:43 pm »
Clay Aiken: There is dysfunction in Washington



What the f*ck! Could have just as well as put it in that thread too! Kelly Clarkson for President!  ;D
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Re: Politics
« Reply #211 on: May 17, 2014, 08:47:13 am »
Idaho GOP Debate Gets CRAZY!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NILTZWb0kYo&index=26&list=PLp2e7UfInEgmB-5r4rtQOEsq-H-mNmQhk

This debate is awesome! I agree with Ana and everyone else on the panel, that this is refreshing to see....in spite of it being a train wreck to watch.
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Re: Politics
« Reply #212 on: July 16, 2014, 04:12:57 pm »
TRIPLE AMPUTEE VETERAN’S “F#*K YOU” LETTER TO OBAMA GOES VIRAL!

Daaayum!

I'm sure Obama will still sleep well tonight as he always does.
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Re: Politics
« Reply #213 on: August 12, 2014, 07:20:16 am »
I don’t know if you heard but Sarah Palin has her own online subscription channel @ $9.98 a month. Yes… more than Netflix.

Anyway, a recent piece she recorded for the show is now available. A Rant that just flops around like a fish on a sidewalk, not making any sense. Is she having an aneurism?

Sarah Palin’s rant on liberals, fast food and hell makes no sense

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In a monologue reminiscent of Miss South Carolina’s verbal diarrhea during the 2007 Miss Teen USA competition, Sarah Palin has issued a nonsensical rant on liberals, fast food, Elizabeth Warren and hell.

Palin recorded the bizarre segment for her new online subscription channel, so presumably she knew that she was talking in front of a camera, to communicate with other human beings. Here are the remarks she made in response to a recent speech by Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren:

    “We believe”? Wait, I thought fast food joints…huh. Don’t you guys think that they’re like of the Devil or somethin’ I was. Liberals, you want to send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint then ya just don’t believe in, thought you wanted to, I dunno, send them to Purgatory or somethin’ so they all go VEGAN and, uh, wages and picket lines I dunno they’re not often discussed in Purgatory, are they? I dunno why are you even worried about fast food wages because…Well, we believe an America where minimum wage jobs they’re not lifetime gigs they’re stepping stone.”

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Re: Politics
« Reply #214 on: August 12, 2014, 09:46:11 am »
Stephen Colbert looks at the Sarah Palin Channel



Heard about it last week, courtesy of Stephen Colbert and he was f*cking awesome in cutting her down to size and spot-on too!!!!!!! Here's the segment. Enjoy!!
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Re: Politics
« Reply #215 on: August 12, 2014, 11:22:18 am »
I did enjoy that. I guess there are people out there taking her seriously? How is she not a living joke to every human on earth?
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Re: Politics
« Reply #216 on: August 12, 2014, 12:17:04 pm »
She was made a joke the moment Tina Fey impersonated her. But Palin has her head so far up her own ass, that even SHE doesn't realize that Fey's impersonation was mocking her. How deluded can a person be? Apparently a lot of people that follow her have the same IQ as her.....not much.
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« Reply #217 on: August 12, 2014, 12:41:05 pm »
I bet it would be a very scary thing to see the numbers who do approve and follow her.
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Re: Politics
« Reply #218 on: January 02, 2015, 08:40:11 am »
Yeon-Mi Park Stands Up To Kim Jong-Un




I didn't know where to post this, but decided that since this is about the North Korean regime and political in nature that it was appropriate to go here. What a fascinating and harrowing journey for Yeon-Mi Park. Bit of warning, you will get misty-eyed watching this. Her story isn't original and that's the sad thing. It seems like everyone that lives in North Korea has to make a life-changing decision like this if they want to actually have a life worth living. What's even sadder is that not everyone is fortunate like Yeon to break free from the regime. This is a must-watch. And before you point it out, yes, I did think that the piece had a bit of propaganda to it, intentional or not. But I think the heart of the story is there and should be shared.
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« Reply #219 on: January 02, 2015, 10:07:26 am »
It's really hard to wrap your mind around that people like her, and worse, go through that.
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Re: Politics
« Reply #220 on: January 02, 2015, 10:12:06 am »
Oh God It's Mom

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Two brothers named Brad and Dallas Woodhouse were on C-SPAN yesterday, promoting a documentary about how their political differences have affected their family life.  One of them is liberal, and the other's conservative.

And in the middle of their segment . . . their mom called in to YELL at them.

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« Reply #221 on: January 02, 2015, 10:15:21 am »
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Yeah, I caught this a couple of weeks back and thought it was very funny. The look on their faces was priceless.
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« Reply #222 on: January 02, 2015, 02:26:27 pm »
Same here. I was going through some old email and forgot I emailed this to myself.

I was debating putting this in the douche thread... for the two douches'
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Re: Politics
« Reply #223 on: January 20, 2015, 10:27:12 am »
Again, another nimrod, saying sh*t about others yet not looking at themselves when they say it.

What a douche

Is Huckabee happy about Stewart's Beyoncé slam?

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Washington — On Monday night’s “Daily Show,” Jon Stewart charged that guest Mike Huckabee is a hypocrite because the former Arkansas governor objects to Beyoncé as “crude” but happily appears onstage with vulgar shock rocker Ted Nugent.

“You excuse that type of crudeness because you agree with [Mr. Nugent’s] stand on firearms. You don’t approve of Beyoncé because she seems alien to you,” Mr. Stewart said in a face-to-face challenge to the likely 2016 GOP presidential contender.

Mr. Huckabee’s problems with Beyoncé are well known. In his new book, he charges that Beyoncé’s spouse, rapper Jay Z, is “arguably crossing the line from husband to pimp” in the way he promotes the singer’s career. Huckabee has called Beyoncé’s sexually charged lyrics “mental poison” and criticized President Obama and first lady Michelle Obama for allowing their daughters to listen to Beyoncé's music.
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On "The Daily Show,” Huckabee elaborated on his belief that the singer is not a fit role model for young girls.

“Do you know any parent who has a daughter that says, ‘Honey, if you make really good grades, someday when you are 12 or 13 we’ll get you your own stripper pole. I mean come on, Jon, we don’t do that in our culture,” said Huckabee.

Then Stewart dragged out his riposte. It was a clip of Huck himself playing electric bass on his old Fox News show with Nugent, playing the song “Cat Scratch Fever.” Nugent sang some lyrics we won’t repeat here because they put the “double” in “double-entendre.”

Huckabee’s response? He said that Nugent’s song had not been nominated for a Grammy in the year it was released. We guess the point there is that Beyoncé is way more popular and lionized, so her transgressions are worse? Also, Nugent’s song is “an adult song geared for adults, but today we have a very different kind of depiction and things that are considered perfectly OK for kids, and that’s the difference,” Huckabee said.

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Re: Politics
« Reply #224 on: January 24, 2015, 01:50:38 pm »
Jon Stewart Calls Out Mike Huckabee... To His Face

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