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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #525 on: January 01, 2017, 06:10:12 pm »
Okay, this is one that happened to me earlier today:

I had to do my whole section of the store by myself for the last hour, in places where I didn't have much training.  So I've been told when in doubt, call for help.  Makes sense, right?  I've only been there since Thanksgiving, and I get questions that pros here don't know the answer to (I get a lot of weird questions).

Anyway, five minutes in, I get this customer with a very soft voice, thick Spanish/Mexican accent and missing his front four teeth.  VERY hard to anyone to understand him, especially me.  So I call it in and get the typical "look it up" response.  I answer saying "I can't understand what he's saying" and my boss, my F*CKING BOSS calls back, on the radio that every employee in the store can hear, "OH, you want someone to do it FOR you!"

WTF!?  Am I crazy or was that incredibly inappropriate?

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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #526 on: January 02, 2017, 05:06:31 am »
His reaction was uncalled for.

This time of year, I think folks are just so stressed. Not an excuse and definitely something they should be aware of and deal with it better.
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #527 on: January 13, 2017, 07:13:37 am »
Wow, we have lost our damn mind...

https://youtu.be/m2eoRZlebBg

and this ridiculous recent bit of police work...

https://youtu.be/-hGx6yYYzT0
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« Reply #528 on: January 13, 2017, 11:26:36 am »
Cops will say and do anything to meet their monthly quotas when issuing citations. Proven fact and not just some random BS I pulled out of thin air. This is just beyond ridiculous.
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« Reply #529 on: January 25, 2017, 06:27:07 pm »
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #530 on: March 05, 2017, 03:42:13 pm »
Vocal Fry (aka creaky voices)

funny, but sadly true stuff...

https://youtu.be/w7BBNEwyOjw
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #531 on: March 05, 2017, 04:07:28 pm »
I've never heard of these video's up to last week when our local radio drive time was bringing these up and making us all laugh.

ASMR videos But this one is a guy trying to watch them.. with a straight face

https://youtu.be/kKCbOZm8-UY

sorry guys, you can't unheard or unlearn this once you see it.
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« Reply #532 on: June 04, 2017, 12:57:47 pm »
Evan Longoria - Crazy barehanded catch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WOO38BrC8U

Didn't know where to put this. The video is old (6 years old I believe) and I'm just now seeing it for the first time. I will admit that I flinched when the ball came at  the viewer (me), believing it to be real. Part of me wants to believe this is real....but the more I keep watching it, I'm dubious about this being legit. Real or fake....it's still an awesome clip to watch.
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« Reply #533 on: October 02, 2017, 05:36:28 am »
Just woke up to the news about the mass shooting in Vegas (50+ Dead, 200+ Wounded). Seriously, what the hell is happening with this planet? Stunned and horrified at the news.
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« Reply #534 on: October 02, 2017, 06:19:09 am »
It's now 400+ wounded. Sheesh.
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #535 on: October 30, 2017, 08:12:53 pm »
This feels like a real WTF kind of thing... I certainly had that reaction watching, an AI creates new faces.


Just imagine this being used to create background characters (or even main characters) in video games and animated features!  We already have computers that can simulate crowd movements, imagine if they can create crowds!

They also show off the ability to blend other points of reference together, like cars and bedrooms and so on.  This is reminding me of the holodeck from Star Trek, once it learns motif and context you could have a computer create anything for you just based on your description.

This is actually making me really want to draw some mash-up faces... I happen to have a copy of Vogue I got the other day, I'm sure there's some reference in there I could play with.

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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #536 on: October 30, 2017, 08:52:02 pm »
Nice find. This is the first I'm hearing anything about this.
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