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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #60 on: November 25, 2011, 10:31:15 am »
This is awesome! I wanna hear what James Cameron has to say about this though. Also, at what point in the movie does a dildo come out and slap someone in the face?
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #61 on: November 25, 2011, 12:32:47 pm »
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This is awesome! I wanna hear what James Cameron has to say about this though. Also, at what point in the movie does a dildo come out and slap someone in the face?

I know... I believe that's where WTF kicks in.
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #62 on: November 29, 2011, 06:59:59 pm »
Woman Pepper Sprays Children To Get XBox 360 On Black Friday 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrQXXqSz-kc&feature=related

Are

You

F ucking

Kidding me?

F uck this piece of sh it for doing this.


I hope she gets what's coming to her.


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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #63 on: November 30, 2011, 10:48:41 am »
There is a small contingent of people trying to start a back to simplicity movement. I would be part of that. It truly repels me how people look at this time of year. It's seriously swung into buying stuff. Even if it's not a good deal or that you have money or not.
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« Reply #64 on: November 30, 2011, 10:50:40 am »
What the f uck? Starship Jingleballs?

AWESOME!!!!!

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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #65 on: December 06, 2011, 06:36:31 am »
Feds raid million dollar home owned by welfare recipient

Nice... asshats

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Lake Washington, Seattle--In a case of unbelievable fraud, a welfare recipient lived in a million dollar home now raided by federal officers.
As reported by K 5 News in the above video, a woman lived in a beautiful Lake Washington million dollar mansion while collecting $1,272.00 a month in housing vouchers along with State and Federal welfare checks, plus money for disability and food stamps.

This woman reportedly used her real address but posed as a tenant in the home owned by she and her chiropractor husband. They both allegedly lived a lavish lifestyle and travelled the world on exotic vacations--all with the help of taxpayers mney. Her husband even drives an expensive Jaguar.

Feds raided the $1.2 million home, owned by the couple for a reported 8 years, on Friday.
Neighbors in the ritzy community were shocked to learn that the couple were welfare cheats. Records reportedly show they give to charities and do all the things the rich crowd does.

The couple's identity remains unknown because they haven't yet been charged with a crime.

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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #66 on: December 13, 2011, 11:05:20 am »
It's impossible to make this stuff up.  :-\


Hot trend: Demand for designer firewood heats up

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This year, even the old yule log is getting a makeover. Ordinary Americans can't get access to a sheik's palace or a movie star's mansion, but they can score the firewood of the rich and famous this holiday season, courtesy of firewood farms in Minnesota that ship display-worthy logs to elite addresses from New York to Saudi Arabia.

The Wall Street Journal flagged the trend with a mention of Minnesota firewood in a high-end gift roundup that also included a cashmere robe and a five-figure watch. Sellers say there's a burgeoning demand for a Minnesota firewood staple: pretty white birch logs.

"That's our largest selling item as far as what we ship out," said Sharon Wilczek, owner of Paul's Fireplace Wood, Inc. "It's gone up 50 percent at least." Paul's used to sell only 16-inch size white birch log, but it's expanded its offerings to include two larger sizes, and Wilczek said the company fields a growing number of custom orders from florists and decorators as well as homeowners.

"I don't have to worry about ugly wood," a customer enthused in a testimonial on the website of J.N. Firewood.

This high-end wood has prices to match its pedigree. At more than a dollar a pound before shipping — which can run into the thousands for big orders — this wood might seem too valuable to burn. Many customers don't burn the firewood they order. Wilczek said customers who plan to burn the logs typically order them split; people who want to display them request that they be left whole.

Even the buyers who purchase pricey logs just to take a match to them have grown increasingly choosy, said Angie Nelson, owner of J.N. Firewood. Birch is popular because "it's a fun wood," she said. "It gives you a really cool blue flame and crackling noises. It could be used for heat, but mostly, it's used for ambiance." Pinon pine and juniper, she added, are other popular varieties around this time of year because of the Christmas-tree smell they give a room when they burn. "This time of year, I do sell a lot of that."

Customers with money to burn also like varieties that give off a cedar-like aroma, according to Nelson, because they inject a note of calm into the hectic holidays. "It's like you're in a spa — that laid-back, relaxed smell," she said.
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #67 on: December 13, 2011, 11:07:03 am »
"Ugly wood"?

Clearly this person was born with a "Pretty" Silver Spoon up his ass.
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #68 on: January 06, 2012, 12:14:17 am »
Reading about the upcoming Van Halen Tour for 2012, I raed that Kool & the Gang will be opening up for them on a few dates.

What....

...The....

...F uck?!
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #69 on: January 06, 2012, 07:36:53 am »
No... seriously... where did you read that? The National Enquirer?
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« Reply #70 on: January 06, 2012, 07:56:56 am »
No... seriously... where did you read that? The National Enquirer?


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Beginning February 18 in Louisville, Kentucky, Van Halen will return to arenas in the U.S. and Canada for a lengthy tour, its first since 2008, that runs through June. Tickets go on sale beginning January 14. Kool & the Gang, who, like Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix and others played Café Wha? at the start of the start of their careers, will open for Van Halen on some dates.

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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #71 on: January 06, 2012, 08:08:36 am »
I guess that's like comedian's opening up for groups. But those 'never' go well.

I wonder if this is an Eddie idea? Sheeeesh
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #72 on: January 06, 2012, 08:11:17 am »
I guess that's like comedian's opening up for groups. But those 'never' go well.

I wonder if this is an Eddie idea? Sheeeesh

It's got fail written all over it. It's like going to see AC/DC in concert, but opening is Aretha Franklin. Come on Mr. Tour Manager! Get a proper opening band, not some relic from the disco era. You pair up a rock band with another, I dunno...a rock band.
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #73 on: January 17, 2012, 10:10:06 am »
Concrete balls threaten Indonesia train 'surfers'

Holy crap, just holy crap.

To take care of this problem...


They are trying this...

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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #74 on: January 17, 2012, 10:14:14 am »
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! That's very ballsy of them to do.
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