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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #75 on: January 31, 2012, 05:57:52 am »
Definitely WTF from the first second... and it seems to go on forever. Holy Crap

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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #76 on: February 05, 2012, 06:08:00 pm »
Man Adopts His Girlfriend



What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?!

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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #77 on: February 07, 2012, 10:14:40 am »
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Man Adopts His Girlfriend

Holy crap, I hope the hell people, yes you judge, know what to do here.

and in further WTF moments...

Report: Mexico cartel agree to ceasefire during pope visit

The Pope must be so proud of his power... that he receives... by God, er, uh, by man.
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #78 on: February 15, 2012, 10:04:43 am »
Seattle Woman Marries a Building



As seen on The Colbert Report last night. It's one thing to marry a building, it's another thing to say said building is a lesbian. Yup, this isn't a straight building. This building apparently is gay.



What the f uck!!!!!!

Personally, I think the building could do a whole lot better. She is an uggo.
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #79 on: February 15, 2012, 10:08:36 am »
Well since it's a lesbian building, then it's OK. Hope she takes photogs of the honeymoon.
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #80 on: February 28, 2012, 11:27:46 am »
Hotpoint Washer Tears Itself Apart



Crazy!

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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #81 on: February 28, 2012, 11:28:49 am »
Saw that awhile ago.  :-\
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #82 on: March 01, 2012, 06:25:46 am »
Snooki Gets Pregnant



What the  f u c k, Mac! You're suppose to double bag it!! Oh well, I guess congrats are in order. So, cheers to Mac, he's gonna be a Daddy again.


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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #83 on: March 01, 2012, 07:31:40 am »
You a funny, funny man.... NOT

I just threw up in my mouth

Who is Snooki? and where do you get a retarded name like that?
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #84 on: March 13, 2012, 11:07:23 am »
9-year-old who skipped school is Tasered

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MOUNT STERLING, Ohio -- An Ohio police officer says he used a stun gun twice on a 9-year-old who skipped school because the child refused to cooperate with his commands.

Details of the incident, which resulted in the shutdown of a village police force, were released Monday, The Columbus Dispatch reported. The Mount Sterling officer went to the boy's home on a truancy complaint last week. He says the child's mother warned the boy, who weighs between 200 and 250 pounds, to obey the officer or he'd be shocked.

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If you missed it, not that a 9 year old got tazed, which sounds like the proper solution, but a 9 year old that is 200-250 LBS!!!

WTF

Taze the parent too
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #85 on: March 13, 2012, 11:19:10 am »
What was the command given by the Cops?

Cop #1: Put....the donut.....DOWN!!

Kid: *Mumble, mumble, mumble*

Cop #2: What did he say?

Cop #1: Sounded like he said "Imma killa you Pig".

Cop #2: Taze him. NOW!!

ZAAAAPP!!!!!!

Both Cops stand over the boy and look at their handy work. The first Cop eyes something on the ground next to the boy.

Cop #1: You gonna eat that?

Cop#2: What?

Cop #1: The donut.

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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #86 on: March 13, 2012, 11:33:12 am »
Not bad
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #87 on: March 13, 2012, 11:34:36 am »
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #88 on: March 16, 2012, 08:40:10 am »
Girl, 3, Thrown From Texas Carnival Ride, Survives Caught on Tape (2012)



Why is a 3 year old even on this ride to begin with?
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #89 on: March 21, 2012, 06:58:02 am »
Dail a D-lister




What the  f u c k ! There isn't going to be one "Celeb" on that list I would call. As much as I wanna call Kristen Bell, thank God she's not a D-Lister!!!! So, I'm gonna have to figure out another way to call her.
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