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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #105 on: March 30, 2012, 10:08:21 am »
I love Twins, but I don't know about the whole 'Triplet' scenario invovling Eddie Murphy. I wil definitely be tracking the development of this one. Will start a thread specifically for this over in Now Playing: Movies.
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« Reply #106 on: April 09, 2012, 09:27:26 am »
This leans into the movie thread, but this is so WTF, it defies any explanation. Do I have to say this is NSFW?

New International Trailer for 'Zombie @ss: Toilet of the Dead'
"the most crap-tastic zombie movie ever to emerge from Japan's cinema sewer"

I have seen plenty of phucked up things come out of the Japanese theater. This shoots right up to the top of WTF. You will stab your eyes out for even looking briefly at the trailer.

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"Wracked with guilt over the suicide of her sister Ai, who was tormented by high school bullies, pretty young karate student Megumi accompanies a group of older friends on a trip into the woods: smart girl Aya, her druggie boyfriend Tak, big-boobed model Maki, and nerdy Naoi. Things start to go badly when Maki finds a parasitical worm inside a fish they catch – and wolfs it down alive, in the hope that it’ll help keep her skinny! And then….zombies! The group is attacked by a crowd of poop-covered undead who emerge from an outhouse toilet, and seek refuge at the home of strange Dr. Tanaka and his daughter Sachi. But unbeknownst to them, Tanaka has been conducting experiments on the parasites–and the zombies!–and has another fate in mind for the five strangers from the city. What’s the connection between the parasites and the undead? And can Megumi’s karate alone help them escape, or will she have to rely on the liberating power of farts to save the day? ZOMBIE ASS is a heaping helping of bad taste that may go down rough but is guaranteed to come out smooth and regular."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8v9SS2ERBE
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #107 on: April 09, 2012, 09:57:24 am »
If they can't even do a proper narration for the trailer, how the  f u c k  do they expect me to take this seriously as an art house film? Bah!
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« Reply #108 on: April 12, 2012, 08:11:02 am »
Fake DEA Agents Scam Victims

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEUScDqAo9g


I feel bad for the guy who's wife killed herself over this. I do. But these people are missing a very important gene in their DNA. It's called common sense. A) If you are ordering drugs online, you are doing something you KNOW is illegal and B) You should know that no DEA Agent is going to leave a paper (voice) trail on a freaking phone, especially if they are extorting money from you!! Come on people!!! I do hope that the ones behind the Scam are brought to justice, but it's unlikely any of them will see the inside of a jail cell.
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #109 on: April 14, 2012, 11:10:47 am »
Life before conception: Arizona anti-abortion law defies science

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The Arizona government can now officially involve itself in your sex life. Whether it’s during sex, after sex or before you’ve ever met that special someone, state officials in Arizona have determined life to begin before conception.

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer signed her name to a controversial bill on Thursday, authorizing the state to outlaw abortion after 20 weeks of pregnancy. According to the legislation, however, the state considers the starting point of the life of a fetus to begin on the first day of the mother’s last menstrual period, essentially establishing life to begin before scientifically possible.

Weirded out? Governor Brewer says anyone with brains could get behind her reasoning in bringing pen to paper when it came to signing the bill into law.

"This legislation is consistent with my strong track record of supporting common sense measures to protect the health of women and safeguard our most vulnerable population – the unborn," Brewer insists in a statement that accompanied her signing the Women’s Health and Safety Act on Thursday, April 12.

"Knowing that abortions become riskier the later they are performed in pregnancy, it only makes sense to prohibit these procedures past 20 weeks,” says Brewer, who adds that the bill "strengthens Arizona's laws protecting the health and safety of women, and recognizes the precious life of the preborn baby."

Once a reader of the law looks into the fine print though, that 20-week mark doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. With officials now considering the gestational age of the fetus to begin on the first day of the last period, abortions can actually be banned as early as 18 weeks after conception. Lawmakers insist that complications can occur for both the mother and child if abortions are administered later than that, but the bulk of the controversy coming from Brewer’ signing isn’t about the medical consequences. Understandably, many are mad about the government getting involved between the legs and love life of everyone in Arizona.

The law “disregards women’s health in a way I’ve never seen before,” the Center for Reproductive Rights’ Jordan Goldberg explains in protest. “The women of Arizona can’t access medical treatment that other women can.”
“The point is to make it so difficult to provide abortions that no one will do it,” Elizabeth Nash of the Guttmacher Institute tells The Daily Beast of the law. “Arizona likes to thumb their nose at women. They take that as a badge of honor.”

After the 20-week mark, women will have to go out of state if they want to have an abortion. They still, of course, can stay in Arizona to receive testing to determine the health of the unborn child that might not be made available any earlier in the pregnancy. As a result, Center for Reproductive Rights President Nancy Northrup says women "will be forced to decide whether to proceed with their pregnancies in the dark, before they have all the information they need to arrive at their choices."

Supports of the bill say it’s a step in the right direction towards protecting women, even if it means eliminating their right to choose after a certain point. Cathi Herrod of the Center for Arizona Policy calls the signing a “momentous victory,” adding "Abortion not only ends the life of a preborn child, but it also seriously endangers the health and safety of women."

“Considering that it’s anti-choice nuts we’re talking about, it’s safe to assume that they’d simply prefer a situation where all women of reproductive age are considered to be pregnant, on the grounds that they could be two weeks from now,” RH Reality Check’s Amanda Marcotte responded earlier this month before Brewer inked her name to the act. “Better safe than sorry, especially if that mentality means you get to exert maximum control over the bodies of women of reproductive age.”

Under the legislation, the state will be subjecting everyone to new anti-abortion initiatives, as well. The law also includes a provision that makes it mandatory that the state establish a website that publishes images of fetuses at varying stages of development.
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #110 on: April 14, 2012, 11:14:39 am »
They did a segment on The Daily Show regarding the Life Before Conception Law and it was  f u c k i n g  FUNNY!!!!! There is on congresswoman that is crusading to make it a crime for anyone that  M a s t u r b a t e s  to be arrested and prosecuted to the full extent of the law because she feels that when true life begins. The skit on the Daily Show points out how absurd her proposed law is.
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #111 on: April 14, 2012, 02:38:38 pm »
How, just how, do people like that, continue to exist, not only in a plasma state, let alone an official capacity.
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #112 on: April 14, 2012, 02:40:17 pm »
How, just how, do people like that, continue to exist, not only in a plasma state, let alone an official capacity.

I don't know. But whatever it is, I'm sure to break the law at least 5 times before I finish typing this sentence..................
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #113 on: April 18, 2012, 11:00:09 am »
5 Year-Old Kid Brings 50 Bags of  H e r o i n  to School Show & Tell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpfF6zgvPEI

I really hope the parents are locked up forever and that the kid gets put into a home that actually cares to protect the kid. FYI, these 2 guys "reporting" on the news are idiots. I only put this video up because it was the only clip I could find about the Topic at hand.
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #114 on: April 18, 2012, 11:54:22 am »
That reminds me of this article earlier this week...
... seriously, this kid is starting off their life bad... and the parents think it's a mood?

WTF


Police handcuff Georgia kindergartner for tantrum


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ATLANTA (AP) - A kindergartner who threw a tantrum at her small-town Georgia school was taken away in handcuffs, her arms behind her back, in an episode that is firing up the debate over whether teachers and police around the country are overreacting all too often when dealing with disruptive students.

The family of 6-year-old Salecia Johnson lashed out Tuesday over her treatment and said she was badly shaken, while the school system and the police defended how they handled the episode.

Across the country, civil rights advocates and criminal justice experts say, frustrated teachers and principals are calling in the police to deal with even relatively minor disruptions.

Some juvenile authorities say they believe it is happening more often, driven by zero-tolerance policies and an increased police presence on school grounds over the past two decades because of tragedies like the Columbine High massacre in Colorado. Hard numbers to back up the assertion are difficult to come by.

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Most of the comments are what I think. The kid deserved it and more... I'm looking at you parents.
Again, all part of the moral decay... especially in parents. Gawd, we don't have to beat our kids, but we sure don't pander and make sure life is lollipops and rainbows.
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #115 on: April 21, 2012, 09:33:45 pm »
K-E Diet: Brides Using Feeding Tubes Before Wedding

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCf66ahSkjs

What

The

F*ck!


This is the dumbest thing ever! I wouldn't even want to marry a chick that did this.
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« Reply #116 on: April 22, 2012, 06:01:43 am »
Ok, I could only watch a minute of that. WTF is wrong with people? What is wrong with those doctor/Dietians? Good Gawd.
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #117 on: April 23, 2012, 05:42:25 pm »
Flash Mob gone horribly wrong

This quick story is geeky, very geeky but not cool. It is TED, but not about TED. It is a fail, but the video of the speaker is not a fail. So best place... here

Quite an engaging story and then wham

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE3azAS2e9k
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #118 on: April 25, 2012, 09:49:05 am »
I think it's almost time to put a little more chalk on the stick here. A little more definition of WTF vs. Mr. Obvious. A thread on obvious to everyone except to those doing the dumb s hit things.

NJ state troopers suspended over alleged high-speed escort for luxury sports cars


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Two state troopers have been suspended over allegations they provided an “unauthorized escort” to a group of sports cars -- including one driven by football star Brandon Jacobs -- driving at high speeds in New Jersey.

The convoy of cars, including Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Porsches and others, traveled at speeds in excess of 100 mph down the Garden State Parkway to Atlantic City last month, according to The Star-Ledger newspaper. They also traveled on the New Jersey Turnpike and Atlantic City Expressway.

The paper said witnesses had made complaints to police about the caravan -- which one witness dubbed "Death Race 2012" -- saying they saw patrol cars with emergency lights flashing at the front and rear of the sports cars.
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Re: The What The F*ck Thread
« Reply #119 on: April 25, 2012, 09:56:35 am »
Just another excuse for Cops to break the law and frame it around "doing their job" to cover their asses. This is just another reason why I don't trust people in positions of power. They all end up abusing it in one shape or another and puts the average citizen at risk.

In the words of N.W.A. " F u c k  tha Police"!
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