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Title: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 07, 2011, 06:58:27 pm
Street Cup Stacking

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaGqRMMY-gg

This thread pays homage to Mac's world famous "You've Got To Be Kidding..." Thread. My apologies Sir.  ;D

Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on August 08, 2011, 09:43:01 am
No apologies. This is cool. There are far to many WTF moments to not capture  ;D
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 08, 2011, 01:15:15 pm
Drinking Fire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U01EK76Sy4A

Be glad that YOUR water is not contaminated with gas.

Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: dekkerbasser on August 08, 2011, 03:11:45 pm
Woohoo! I got an animated GIF as an avi!!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on August 08, 2011, 04:15:25 pm
Woohoo! I got an animated GIF as an avi!!!

Well, that's just creepy as ****
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 08, 2011, 04:38:11 pm
Woohoo! I got an animated GIF as an avi!!!

Well, that's just creepy as ****

Creepy as what? That censor is making this sh*t hard for me to crack the code.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on August 09, 2011, 06:25:55 am
Woohoo! I got an animated GIF as an avi!!!

Well, that's just creepy as ****

Creepy as what? That censor is making this sh*t hard for me to crack the code.

No wingnut, I was speaking of the animated face... creepy
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on August 09, 2011, 09:40:28 am
Arizona man hospitalized after shooting **** (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44074637/ns/us_news/)

ah, it's little news articles like this that allow me to grin (hee-hee-hee) once in awhile. I'm not as stupid as some other people.  ;)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 09, 2011, 09:53:27 am
Arizona man hospitalized after shooting **** (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44074637/ns/us_news/)

ah, it's little news articles like this that allow me to grin (hee-hee-hee) once in awhile. I'm not as stupid as some other people.  ;)

When did Iggy get a license to own a gun?  ;D No mo Big Balls.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 15, 2011, 05:49:40 am
Poor Man's Tattoo Removal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PAexXAT_JA

What the f*ck indeed!! I do believe there are better ways to go about this. (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/LoserYahooMessengersVersion.gif)

Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on August 17, 2011, 10:02:14 am
WTF, Abercrombie and Fitch will pay those assholes from Jersey shore not to wear their clothes (http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/44174635/ns/today-entertainment/).

That's **** up
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Queenie on August 21, 2011, 09:59:39 pm
this is creepy... dekk's avi


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Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 21, 2011, 10:07:09 pm
this is creepy... dekk's avi


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I prefer is last Avatar from last week. The one he was told to "cover" up. Pfftt!! (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/HTL_mad.gif)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 22, 2011, 12:36:52 pm
Poop Power Lights Night At Local Park

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut6j7OYkGa0

This is actually a sound invention worth looking into. That is until someone gets the novel idea of climbing up the lamp post and trying to take a whiz in it.


Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: dekkerbasser on August 22, 2011, 01:11:04 pm
Poop Power Lights Night At Local Park

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut6j7OYkGa0

This is actually a sound invention worth looking into. That is until someone gets the novel idea of climbing up the lamp post and trying to take a whiz in it.

Yeah, somebody got mad that Thunderstruck's avi was removed by mine wasnt. Go figure....

Picture is unrelated:

Shoot....can I even post a pic??

[IMG]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSimo4W12epm1okly-LDyL9dTVgTomxfZPJaJLVUL5K4VZoiUYhNw[IMG]
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 22, 2011, 01:13:25 pm
You can post pics if they are hosted by sites like Photobucket.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: dekkerbasser on August 22, 2011, 01:23:04 pm
imgur > photobucket

Anyway, I was trying to figure out the coding....



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Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 26, 2011, 09:54:12 am
Suspected meteorite caught on tape in Peru

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBnjvYQg22s

Where's Bruce Willis when you need him?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on August 29, 2011, 08:43:14 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6b54bZepoA
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 08, 2011, 09:06:17 am
Woman called ex 65,000 times in one year

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCzFwuVT0mY

What the f*ck indeed. Cuckoo!! (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/nutso.gif)

Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 10, 2011, 11:00:54 am
The Smoking Baby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmoVHjgzfCs

This is still pretty disturbing to see and pretty f*cked up. (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/HTL_mad.gif)

Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 13, 2011, 10:23:21 am
Mom accused of gluing girl to wall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksC-GSJ_u_k

(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/HTL_mad.gif)

Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on September 15, 2011, 09:22:21 am
Pat Robertson: Divorcing a spouse with Alzheimer's is justifiable (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44530424/ns/health-alzheimers_disease/)

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Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson told his "700 Club" viewers that divorcing a spouse with Alzheimer's is justifiable because the disease is "a kind of death."

More... (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44530424/ns/health-alzheimers_disease/)

I'm speechless once again. Not really because cursing this waste of plasma will do nothing.

This fucker just may get an earful when God is tired of putting up with his ****.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 15, 2011, 09:25:19 am
He is a hypocrite and is only saying it's justifiable in the event that he is faced with the same situation and wants a younger, perkier chick on his arm. I have zero tolerance for any TV Preacher who's sole mission in life is to rake in the bucks to finance their lavish lifestyle.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 16, 2011, 06:28:57 am
Air Swimmers - Awesome RC Flying Shark and Clownfish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIJINiK9azc

Is this a "what the f*ck" clip? Who knows, but I think this is hella cool.

Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on September 16, 2011, 07:29:32 am
Very cool. I want those
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on September 16, 2011, 09:40:31 am
Pair took dead pal to strip club

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DENVER — In a real-life version of the movie "Weekend at Bernie's," two men drove around with a dead friend's body, used his ATM card and visited a strip club, police said.

Robert Jeffrey Young and Mark Rubinson were charged with abusing a corpse, identity theft and criminal impersonation. They were freed on bond, according to the Denver Post.

It's unclear how Jeffrey Jarrett died, but the men were not charged in his death. The cause has not yet been determined as toxicology tests are still under way, the paper reported.

More... (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44547904/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 16, 2011, 10:08:47 am
I'm sure they were watching Weekend At Bernie's when they got the idea.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 16, 2011, 01:26:38 pm
Nice Baked Beans Bomb Explosion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f198VkOLI6w

Huh?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 16, 2011, 01:34:42 pm
Train Stunt In India

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpQ6Ziqd90s

Holy sh*t!!! Dangling is all fine and dandy. But when he flips himself up and runs along the top of the wall. Holy sh*t indeed!

Yes, this is a What The F*ck moment. But it's also Extreme. See you over there in that thread too.  ;D
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 16, 2011, 01:40:07 pm
Double Suicide Slide Into Empty Pool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbqPaKMOf6w

Maybe I need to start a Stupidity Thread?
(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/headslap2.gif)

Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on September 16, 2011, 02:41:43 pm
Yea, a Stupidity Thread and that sombitch will be easy to fill
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: renojim on September 17, 2011, 10:22:03 am
What a couple of dumb asses.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Queenie on September 18, 2011, 06:06:56 pm
WTF why didnt the bolts win??
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 18, 2011, 06:08:37 pm
WTF why didnt the bolts win??

There isn't enough bandwidth here to tell you. Ugh. Another game...another loss. Bah!!!!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on September 21, 2011, 09:14:38 am
Parents call for boycott of Ben & Jerry's Schweddy Balls flavor (http://bites.today.com/_news/2011/09/21/7876625-parents-call-for-boycott-of-ben-jerrys-schweddy-balls-flavor)

OK, this is a WTF moment and funny as hell moment. C'mon folks, lighten up.

(http://hookworldwide.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/schweddy-balls-flavor1.jpg)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 21, 2011, 09:29:01 am
How did the Ice Cream Chefs come up with the flavor for Schweddy Balls? On second thought, I don't wanna know.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on September 22, 2011, 09:29:38 am
Young boys cage-fighting in UK prompts outcry (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44623486/ns/world_news-europe/)

Have parents and people in general lost their **** minds. Good gawd, between this and Toddler's and Tiera's and other 'reality' shows with kids in them, Parents have totally lost their ethics and morality.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 22, 2011, 09:37:34 am
It's all about the Benjamin's. If they think there is a way to make "easy" money, then they won't care how they go about it.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on September 27, 2011, 09:47:14 am
**** Rihanna shocks Northern Irish farmer

What in the **** is wrong with this guy
**** idiot

Rihanna... ****... in your yard. And you have issues? Whadda ya a **** moron?

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DUBLIN — Northern Ireland farmer Alan Graham says he doesn't know who Rihanna is but she must keep her top on while performing on his land.

Graham says he enforced a dress code as he watched Rihanna shoot a video Monday in his wheat field east of Belfast for her new single, "We Found Love." She's in Northern Ireland this week to perform three concerts.

The 23-year-old switched from a flannel checked shirt into a stars-and-stripes bikini, a red bra, a mesh black top, and finally went **** before Graham climbed off his tractor to protest.

Graham says "I had a conversation with Rihanna. I hope she understands where I'm coming from. We shook hands."
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 27, 2011, 10:24:02 am
**** Rihanna shocks Northern Irish farmer

Hahahaha. I do believe this belongs in the Joke thread.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on October 07, 2011, 09:27:10 am
Dutch trains substitute plastic bags for bathrooms

WTF???
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AMSTERDAM — The Dutch national railway has an unusual solution for passengers who need the bathroom on a train line designed without them: plastic bags.

The rail operator underlined that the bags, introduced Friday, are for use in emergencies only, when a train has stopped and passengers can't be evacuated. The idea has been met with incredulity by politicians and the general public already unhappy with the short-haul "Sprinter" trains' bathroomless design.

NS spokesman Eric Trinthamer confirmed Friday the "pee-bag" plan is not a joke. The bags are kept out of sight in the conductor's booth.

The bags have a cup-shaped plastic top and contain a highly absorbent material that turns urine into a gel-like mixture. After use the bags can be sealed and thrown in the trash.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 07, 2011, 09:43:12 am
Phuck plastic bags. Aisles are where you can find me.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on October 07, 2011, 10:50:22 am
WTF

I don't even know what to say

Baddass Cop
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/8544.gif
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 07, 2011, 10:52:16 am
I don't even know what to say

How about....AWESOME!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on October 08, 2011, 06:48:12 am
Awesome was not the word I was thinking of [headslap]
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 08, 2011, 07:02:18 am
Awesome was not the word I was thinking of [headslap]

To infinity ... and beyond!!




How's that for something even further than what you had in mind?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on October 08, 2011, 07:18:39 am
yeaaaaaa.... NO!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on October 10, 2011, 10:40:42 am
Is woman justified in suing over 'Drive' trailer? (http://scoop.today.com/_news/2011/10/10/8252235-is-woman-justified-in-suing-over-drive-trailer)

WTF... are you kidding me. I think the courts should immediately counter and make the woman and lawyer pay for every freakin cent wasted on this stupid law suit.

Sure, we hate getting tricked by the trailers. Move on. Do something about it. Do research on a movie before you go so the dang thing.

**** idiot who wrote this article too. To EVEN propose she may have justification.

Assclowns
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 19, 2011, 12:37:43 am
Fla. Woman Gets $200K Cell Phone Bill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3xYwDdAzH4

Just more proof that A) Corporations will butt phuck you anyway they can and B) are so stupid to think that anyone can accrue 200k in a month surfing the net and checking emails. And another thing, they all but admitted at the outlandish bill and then cut it down to $2,500. How do you come up with that number after the initial 200k?


Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on November 11, 2011, 05:47:47 am
Be careful when Christmas shopping this year… falling off curbs can be dangerous!

Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on November 11, 2011, 06:01:40 am
All this for a Laptop? Poor thief. (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/LoserYahooMessengersVersion.gif)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on November 11, 2011, 10:55:02 am
Bird makes some extensions  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRigNKGQUAI
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on November 11, 2011, 11:01:45 am
Mac, how much does your current job pay you for finding these videos at work, just so that you can entertain me? (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/HTL_wink.gif)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on November 11, 2011, 11:13:15 am
Billions and Billions
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on November 18, 2011, 12:47:46 pm
Teens Using Vodka Soaked Tampons To Get Drunk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaL6LPhAI08

As original seen in The Colbert Report (http://pennycan.createaforum.com/tv/the-daily-show-vs-the-colbert-report/msg3746/#msg3746)

Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on November 18, 2011, 12:58:42 pm
I've heard about this. Years ago it was through the butt... now this?

Jeeeeez

edit: Nevermind, I just watched it and the colbert report.

Still... Jeez
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on November 18, 2011, 01:01:57 pm
Years ago it was through the butt.

TMI, Mac. I really don't need to know your hobbies.

BOOM!(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/mooning.gif)



Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on November 18, 2011, 01:20:04 pm
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TMI, Mac. I really don't need to know your hobbies.

BOOM!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

(http://www.phoenixrealestateguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jack-20nicholson-20truth.jpg)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on November 25, 2011, 10:26:18 am
Ok, this just pegs the weird ****-O-meter

Aliens on Ice


Looks so stupid, it looks fun. Wish I would have caught it.

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First, The Old Murder House Theater took to the Chaparral Ice November 18th and 19th in Austin Texas to perform "Aliens On Ice". Yes, you read that correctly. I hate plays, but I definitely would have made my out to see Ripley beat down some Queen ass live on ice. We posted a montage of scenes in the above video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tnuthMhAR0
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on November 25, 2011, 10:31:15 am
This is awesome! I wanna hear what James Cameron has to say about this though. Also, at what point in the movie does a dildo come out and slap someone in the face? (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/lol.gif)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on November 25, 2011, 12:32:47 pm
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This is awesome! I wanna hear what James Cameron has to say about this though. Also, at what point in the movie does a dildo come out and slap someone in the face?

I know... I believe that's where WTF kicks in.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on November 29, 2011, 06:59:59 pm
Woman Pepper Sprays Children To Get XBox 360 On Black Friday 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrQXXqSz-kc&feature=related

Are

You

F ucking

Kidding me?

F uck this piece of sh it for doing this.
(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/HTL_mad.gif)

I hope she gets what's coming to her.


Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on November 30, 2011, 10:48:41 am
There is a small contingent of people trying to start a back to simplicity movement. I would be part of that. It truly repels me how people look at this time of year. It's seriously swung into buying stuff. Even if it's not a good deal or that you have money or not.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on November 30, 2011, 10:50:40 am
What the f uck? Starship Jingleballs?

AWESOME!!!!!

(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/lol.gif)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on December 06, 2011, 06:36:31 am
Feds raid million dollar home owned by welfare recipient

Nice... asshats

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Lake Washington, Seattle--In a case of unbelievable fraud, a welfare recipient lived in a million dollar home now raided by federal officers.
As reported by K 5 News in the above video, a woman lived in a beautiful Lake Washington million dollar mansion while collecting $1,272.00 a month in housing vouchers along with State and Federal welfare checks, plus money for disability and food stamps.

This woman reportedly used her real address but posed as a tenant in the home owned by she and her chiropractor husband. They both allegedly lived a lavish lifestyle and travelled the world on exotic vacations--all with the help of taxpayers mney. Her husband even drives an expensive Jaguar.

Feds raided the $1.2 million home, owned by the couple for a reported 8 years, on Friday.
Neighbors in the ritzy community were shocked to learn that the couple were welfare cheats. Records reportedly show they give to charities and do all the things the rich crowd does.

The couple's identity remains unknown because they haven't yet been charged with a crime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZxXbFSddCY
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on December 13, 2011, 11:05:20 am
It's impossible to make this stuff up.  :-\


Hot trend: Demand for designer firewood heats up

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This year, even the old yule log is getting a makeover. Ordinary Americans can't get access to a sheik's palace or a movie star's mansion, but they can score the firewood of the rich and famous this holiday season, courtesy of firewood farms in Minnesota that ship display-worthy logs to elite addresses from New York to Saudi Arabia.

The Wall Street Journal flagged the trend with a mention of Minnesota firewood in a high-end gift roundup that also included a cashmere robe and a five-figure watch. Sellers say there's a burgeoning demand for a Minnesota firewood staple: pretty white birch logs.

"That's our largest selling item as far as what we ship out," said Sharon Wilczek, owner of Paul's Fireplace Wood, Inc. "It's gone up 50 percent at least." Paul's used to sell only 16-inch size white birch log, but it's expanded its offerings to include two larger sizes, and Wilczek said the company fields a growing number of custom orders from florists and decorators as well as homeowners.

"I don't have to worry about ugly wood," a customer enthused in a testimonial on the website of J.N. Firewood.

This high-end wood has prices to match its pedigree. At more than a dollar a pound before shipping — which can run into the thousands for big orders — this wood might seem too valuable to burn. Many customers don't burn the firewood they order. Wilczek said customers who plan to burn the logs typically order them split; people who want to display them request that they be left whole.

Even the buyers who purchase pricey logs just to take a match to them have grown increasingly choosy, said Angie Nelson, owner of J.N. Firewood. Birch is popular because "it's a fun wood," she said. "It gives you a really cool blue flame and crackling noises. It could be used for heat, but mostly, it's used for ambiance." Pinon pine and juniper, she added, are other popular varieties around this time of year because of the Christmas-tree smell they give a room when they burn. "This time of year, I do sell a lot of that."

Customers with money to burn also like varieties that give off a cedar-like aroma, according to Nelson, because they inject a note of calm into the hectic holidays. "It's like you're in a spa — that laid-back, relaxed smell," she said.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on December 13, 2011, 11:07:03 am
"Ugly wood"?

Clearly this person was born with a "Pretty" Silver Spoon up his ass. (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/facepalm_anim_test-03.gif)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on January 06, 2012, 12:14:17 am
Reading about the upcoming Van Halen Tour for 2012, I raed that Kool & the Gang will be opening up for them on a few dates.

What....

...The....

...F uck?!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on January 06, 2012, 07:36:53 am
No... seriously... where did you read that? The National Enquirer?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on January 06, 2012, 07:56:56 am
No... seriously... where did you read that? The National Enquirer?

Van Halen and David Lee Roth Rock Greenwich Village (http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2012/01/05/van-halen-and-david-lee-roth-rock-greenwich-village/)

Near the bottom of the review.

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Beginning February 18 in Louisville, Kentucky, Van Halen will return to arenas in the U.S. and Canada for a lengthy tour, its first since 2008, that runs through June. Tickets go on sale beginning January 14. Kool & the Gang, who, like Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix and others played Café Wha? at the start of the start of their careers, will open for Van Halen on some dates.

Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on January 06, 2012, 08:08:36 am
I guess that's like comedian's opening up for groups. But those 'never' go well.

I wonder if this is an Eddie idea? Sheeeesh
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on January 06, 2012, 08:11:17 am
I guess that's like comedian's opening up for groups. But those 'never' go well.

I wonder if this is an Eddie idea? Sheeeesh

It's got fail written all over it. It's like going to see AC/DC in concert, but opening is Aretha Franklin. Come on Mr. Tour Manager! Get a proper opening band, not some relic from the disco era. You pair up a rock band with another, I dunno...a rock band.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on January 17, 2012, 10:10:06 am
Concrete balls threaten Indonesia train 'surfers'  (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46021563/ns/world_news-asia_pacific/)

Holy crap, just holy crap.

To take care of this problem...
(http://media.katu.com/images/120117_Indonesia_Train_Roof_Riders_6.jpg)

They are trying this...

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Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on January 17, 2012, 10:14:14 am
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! That's very ballsy of them to do. (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/rimshot.gif)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on January 31, 2012, 05:57:52 am
Definitely WTF from the first second... and it seems to go on forever. Holy Crap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ-JcGMgqko
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on February 05, 2012, 06:08:00 pm
Man Adopts His Girlfriend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZqE9fEdrgM

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?!
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Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on February 07, 2012, 10:14:40 am
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Man Adopts His Girlfriend

Holy crap, I hope the hell people, yes you judge, know what to do here.

and in further WTF moments...

Report: Mexico cartel agree to ceasefire during pope visit (http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/02/07/10340923-report-mexico-cartel-agree-to-ceasefire-during-pope-visit)

The Pope must be so proud of his power... that he receives... by God, er, uh, by man.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on February 15, 2012, 10:04:43 am
Seattle Woman Marries a Building

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV8ew4aafN4

As seen on The Colbert Report last night. It's one thing to marry a building, it's another thing to say said building is a lesbian. Yup, this isn't a straight building. This building apparently is gay.

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What the f uck!!!!!!

Personally, I think the building could do a whole lot better. She is an uggo.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on February 15, 2012, 10:08:36 am
Well since it's a lesbian building, then it's OK. Hope she takes photogs of the honeymoon.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on February 28, 2012, 11:27:46 am
Hotpoint Washer Tears Itself Apart

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_PLnInsh7E

Crazy!

Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on February 28, 2012, 11:28:49 am
Saw that awhile ago.  :-\
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on March 01, 2012, 06:25:46 am
Snooki Gets Pregnant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YI4geDy7y4

What the  f u c k, Mac! You're suppose to double bag it!! Oh well, I guess congrats are in order. So, cheers to Mac, he's gonna be a Daddy again.

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Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 01, 2012, 07:31:40 am
You a funny, funny man.... NOT

I just threw up in my mouth

Who is Snooki? and where do you get a retarded name like that?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 13, 2012, 11:07:23 am
9-year-old who skipped school is Tasered

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MOUNT STERLING, Ohio -- An Ohio police officer says he used a stun gun twice on a 9-year-old who skipped school because the child refused to cooperate with his commands.

Details of the incident, which resulted in the shutdown of a village police force, were released Monday, The Columbus Dispatch reported. The Mount Sterling officer went to the boy's home on a truancy complaint last week. He says the child's mother warned the boy, who weighs between 200 and 250 pounds, to obey the officer or he'd be shocked.

More... (http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/13/10669114-report-9-year-old-who-skipped-school-is-tasered)

If you missed it, not that a 9 year old got tazed, which sounds like the proper solution, but a 9 year old that is 200-250 LBS!!!

WTF

Taze the parent too
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on March 13, 2012, 11:19:10 am
What was the command given by the Cops?

Cop #1: Put....the donut.....DOWN!!

Kid: *Mumble, mumble, mumble*

Cop #2: What did he say?

Cop #1: Sounded like he said "Imma killa you Pig".

Cop #2: Taze him. NOW!!

ZAAAAPP!!!!!!

Both Cops stand over the boy and look at their handy work. The first Cop eyes something on the ground next to the boy.

Cop #1: You gonna eat that?

Cop#2: What?

Cop #1: The donut.

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Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 13, 2012, 11:33:12 am
Not bad (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/evilgrin.gif)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on March 13, 2012, 11:34:36 am
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Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on March 16, 2012, 08:40:10 am
Girl, 3, Thrown From Texas Carnival Ride, Survives Caught on Tape (2012)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbX9qKEZUTU

Why is a 3 year old even on this ride to begin with?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on March 21, 2012, 06:58:02 am
Dail a D-lister

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnDK5pSOB_s


What the  f u c k ! There isn't going to be one "Celeb" on that list I would call. As much as I wanna call Kristen Bell, thank God she's not a D-Lister!!!! So, I'm gonna have to figure out another way to call her. (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/HTL_biggrin.gif)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 24, 2012, 07:08:09 pm
Well here two WTF articles related to cinema...

Young movie goers are totally OK with texting in movie theaters

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Well, I guess this means I’m officially old. I detest any cell phone use while out to see a movie but apparently them youngins’ think it’s just swell. The Hollywood Reporter conducted a poll to figure out how Americans discover and consume entertainment and found out social media is huge (obviously) and that a lot of people would prefer a theater in which you were not only allowed, but encouraged, to text. And to them I say, “Get off my lawn!”

THR asked the market research firm Penn Schoen Berland to help them conduct the poll on entertainment. The write, “Nine of 10 respondents view social networking sites like Twitter and Facebook as a new form of entertainment, and more than half say social media sites are important tastemakers in determining what to watch and buy. Perhaps more surprising, 80 percent of television viewers visit Facebook while they watch.”

The first part certainly makes sense to me. You see what your friends and family are talking about and if it sounds interesting to you, you’ll probably give it a try. But why are people on Facebook while they’re watching television or movies? It just sounds distracting to me.

The findings were based on a survey of 750 social network users ages 13 to 49. But “the poll found that a majority of 18-to-34-year-olds believe using social media while watching a movie in a theater would add to their experience, and nearly half would be interested in going to theaters that allowed texting and web surfing,” they write. Coincidentally, there’s a concert hall being built in Washington state that is planning on allowing texting during their performances.

Theaters will charge premium on 2D movies to recoup expense on 3D movies

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Writing for Screen Trade Magazine Joe Paletta, CEO of Spotlight Theaters, announces that cinemas will begin to eliminate the premium charges on 3D movies and raise the prices of 2D movies to make up the difference. This gives me the rage. 3D movies give me a headache and eye-strain, and I actively avoid them. I hate the idea that I'd be charged a premium on the few 2D movies I can find in order to subsidize 3D screenings.

As Roger Ebert put it, "Oh, no! In a move to recoup their unwise investment in 3D, theaters discuss, and I quote, 'patrons will have a single price for both 2D and 3D films. 2D prices will increase and 3D prices will decrease.' In other words, punishing those who dislike 3D."
Among the bigger changes will probably see the 3D-upcharge disappear. 3D charges will help increase the overall ticket-price but, as an industry, I think we’ll see a blend begin to emerge in 2012, where patrons will have a single price for both 2D and 3D films. 2D prices will increase and 3D prices will decrease.


Again, I don’t get it but maybe I’m just the old fart who doesn’t understand technology. Are we going to have to have texting and no-texting showings now? I know there’s still a lot of people who are opposed to cell phone use in theaters but if the trend continues I wouldn’t be surprised if things eventually went that route.

“Millennials want their public moviegoing experience to replicate their own private media experiences,” said pollster Jon Penn.“Having dedicated social-media-friendly seats, or even entire theaters, can make the moviegoing experience more relevant and enjoyable for them.”
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on March 24, 2012, 07:16:56 pm
If people are THAT  f u c k i n g  gung-ho to text during a movie, then you have to ask yourself "why the  f u c k  are you paying money to watch a movie that you're not even watching"?  F u c k i n g  idiots!!!! It has nothing to do with being old and everything to do with stupidity.

Example Text: OMG!! I'm in the theater and I'm not even watching it!!! I know, I'm so fly!!! LOL! What u doin' 2nite?

Me: Shut the  F U C K  up and spell like a normal person! And if you can't understand that, then let me retort you this, you  f u c k i n g  imbecile........I H8 You!!!

As for raising prices for 2D movies, go for it. I don't  f u c k i n g  care because I don't go to movies anymore, so there is no way they are getting my money anyway. Suck it "Big Chain Movie Theater"!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 24, 2012, 07:24:58 pm
I think the texting thing goes back to short attention span, but more to the idea they think they can multi-task.

I still contend they cannot.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on March 24, 2012, 07:26:46 pm
I still contend they cannot.

QFT!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on March 28, 2012, 08:06:43 am
Inside a Russian Billionaire's $300 Million Yacht

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbucJO3zDCE

This video could have gone anywhere. Cool Geeky Stuff? Check. Glorious Win? Check. Glorious Fail? Check. In the end, anyone that spends $300 Million on a boat gets a 'What The  F u c k'  from me.
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Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 28, 2012, 10:03:44 am
Good gawd!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 28, 2012, 10:16:53 am
WTF Spike Lee?

Couple lives in fear after their address tweeted as George Zimmerman's

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A couple in Sanford, Fla., is afraid for their lives after people posted their home address on Twitter and said it was that of George Zimmerman, the neighborhood watch captain who shot dead Trayvon Martin.

The mistake reportedly has forced David and Elaine McClain, a couple in their 70s whose home is about four miles from where Martin was shot, to flee to a hotel.

"My youngest son, his last name is Zimmerman and his middle name is George," Elaine McClain told ClickOrlando.com, but that's all they have in common.

Among those retweeting the couple's address was film director Spike Lee, who has nearly 250,000 followers on Twitter.

"He definitely owes a big apology," McClain added. "All this is really scary and it's a shame. There's no reason they put our address out there without checking to see who lived there."

On Monday, the McClains called police after receiving an envelope with writing that tied it to the Martin case.

Police promised to increase patrols in their Sanford neighborhood, the McClains said. But as a precaution, they have fled to a hotel, Chip Humble, one of their sons, told the Orlando Sentinel.

"We're afraid for our lives," Elain McClain said.

William George Zimmerman, the son whose name led to the errant tweet, said he wasn't sure how his parents' address was tracked down, but he noted that he lived there briefly after college and had used the address to register a car, get a driver's license and vote, according to the Sentinel.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on March 28, 2012, 11:04:23 am
F u c k  Spike Lee!! I enjoy most of his movies, but I hate the guy and the "moral" high ground he professes to stand on.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 29, 2012, 09:52:38 am
Spike Lee apologizes to Florida couple for retweeting their address

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Film director Spike Lee has apologized to a Florida couple after he retweeted an address that was described as the home of George Zimmerman, the neighborhood watch captain who shot Trayvon Martin.

The mistake forced David and Elaine McClain, a couple in their 70s whose home is about four miles from where Martin was killed, to flee to a hotel.

The McClains demanded an apology of Lee, who has nearly 250,000 followers on Twitter.

Technolog: How did Spike Lee get it wrong?

"He definitely owes a big apology," McClain told the Orlando Sentinel. "All this is really scary and it's a shame. There's no reason they put our address out there without checking to see who lived there."

Late Wednesday, Lee made the apology via Twitter, saying he deeply apologized and urged people to "leave the McClain's [sic] in Peace."

Some Twitter members have been sending Lee angry and often racist tweets in response to his sharing of the address, many of which he has retweeted.

I can't help to think how 'tweeting' is so shallow. Not only on the mind numbing statements, but the horrible comments made too without any thought.

Which pushed further, the apology means zip and it's insincere.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 29, 2012, 10:06:10 am
School bans disabled girl from using walker

WTF!!!

Is our country losing it's mind. People melting down. Stupid @ss responses from a school?

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Kristi Roberts was stunned when school officials insisted that her disabled 5-year-old daughter switch to a wheelchair from the walker she’d been using for the previous two years. Little LaKay had battled cerebral palsy and epilepsy since she was born, and Kristi had worked hard to get her little girl up out of the wheel chair and walking – she couldn’t believe that the school was now taking away their hard-earned progress.

Kristi explained her position to NBC’s Janet Shamlian.

“If she can walk now, please let her walk,” Kristi said. “Don’t strap her in a wheelchair. We’ve worked so hard. She has worked so hard.”

When Kristi tried to make her case, officials from the New Caney Independent School District weren’t moved. They insisted that because LaKay had fallen down in the school’s parking lot – when she was with her mom – it wasn’t safe for the little girl to use a walker.

The Texas mom wasn’t going to take no for an answer. She recorded a conversation with a school official (with his knowledge) and then posted the conversation on YouTube for the world to hear:

“Basically she can’t use the walker because we don’t believe it’s safe,” the school official explained on the tape.

When Kristi pushed for an explanation, the official got huffy and responded derisively, “We’re gonna not do what the mother wants us to do – be sure to get this on tape.”

Kristi was astounded. “I am a parent and you are an employee that’s supposed to be an advocate for this child,” she said. “And from day one, you have not.”

The school official wasn’t budging.

“It’s up to a court to decide then,” he said.

“Oh, you really want to go there?” Kristi retorted.

“Yes ma-am. Yes ma-am.”

Kristi adopted LaKay at birth and was told shortly after that the little girl would probably never walk or talk. Kristi wasn’t going to stop at that prognosis. She took it as a challenge and worked with her little girl -- and her efforts have paid off.

Kristi says that LaKay’s language skills are developing and for the past two years she’s been using the walker instead of a wheelchair.

For its part, the New Caney school district argues that it has always had LaKay’s best interests at heart. They say they have not yet received her doctor’s OK for the little girl to use the walker without the leg braces she used to wear.

“The decision was arrived at by this child’s special education team was that the child would be evaluated further and that there would be more information forthcoming from her private physicians and therapists to make sure she was being served safely and appropriately before the use of the walker continued,” said the district’s attorney, Paula Roalson.

Kristi vows to continue to fight for her daughter.

“She deserves the best life she can live,” Kristi told Shamlian. “And nobody can define that but her.”
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on March 29, 2012, 10:32:09 am
S h i t  like this would send me over the edge. If that were my child and somebody said that to my face, you can believe I would have dropped the  f u c k e r  right then and there. (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/HTL_mad.gif)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on March 30, 2012, 06:28:00 am
Batman Pulled Over

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlOi2pXrcX8

It's nice to know that our tax dollars goes to paying for their photo ops.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 30, 2012, 07:39:06 am
Too funny... that is great.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 30, 2012, 09:54:20 am
more are you kidding me s hit

Roseanne Barr tweets George Zimmerman's parents correct address

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Apparently Roseanne Barr didn't learn anything from the Twitter misadventures of Spike Lee. More (http://todayentertainment.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/30/10940735-roseanne-barr-tweets-george-zimmermans-parents-correct-address)...
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 30, 2012, 09:57:53 am
What a sad, sad day for movie news...

Good Lord

This is worse than the 3 Stooges actually being made... wait, no it's not. OK, maybe this should go under "FAIL", but then again, some of the public may think this is 'hilarious'.

'Twins' sequel in works with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito, Eddie Murphy
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Is the world ready for a sequel to "Twins"?

Universal and Montecito Picture Co. are hoping to develop a doozy of a follow-up to the 1988 hit comedy that starred Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito that would reunite the two stars.

But wait, there’s a twist: In the new scenario, Eddie Murphy would act as a third brother.

Titled "Triplets," the story would see Schwarzenegger and DeVito as brothers Julius and Vincent, conceived experimentally, who discover they have third sibling.

The project doesn’t have a director at this early stage -- Ivan Reitman, who helmed the original, would only act as a producer with his Montecito Picture Co. cohorts Joe Medjuk, Tom Pollock and Ali Bell, according to sources -- but the hunt is on for writers to develop the idea. Insiders caution that no substantial creative discussions have taken place between Universal and Montecito.
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The actors are attached to star.

This wouldn’t be the first sequel to an 1988 film that Universal is working. The studio is developing a sequel to "Midnight Run" that sees Robert De Niro, one of the film’s two original stars along with Charles Grodin, returning in an incarnation to be directed by Brett Ratner.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on March 30, 2012, 10:08:21 am
I love Twins, but I don't know about the whole 'Triplet' scenario invovling Eddie Murphy. I wil definitely be tracking the development of this one. Will start a thread specifically for this over in Now Playing: Movies (http://pennycan.createaforum.com/movies/).
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 09, 2012, 09:27:26 am
This leans into the movie thread, but this is so WTF, it defies any explanation. Do I have to say this is NSFW?

New International Trailer for 'Zombie @ss: Toilet of the Dead'
"the most crap-tastic zombie movie ever to emerge from Japan's cinema sewer"

I have seen plenty of phucked up things come out of the Japanese theater. This shoots right up to the top of WTF. You will stab your eyes out for even looking briefly at the trailer.

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"Wracked with guilt over the suicide of her sister Ai, who was tormented by high school bullies, pretty young karate student Megumi accompanies a group of older friends on a trip into the woods: smart girl Aya, her druggie boyfriend Tak, big-boobed model Maki, and nerdy Naoi. Things start to go badly when Maki finds a parasitical worm inside a fish they catch – and wolfs it down alive, in the hope that it’ll help keep her skinny! And then….zombies! The group is attacked by a crowd of poop-covered undead who emerge from an outhouse toilet, and seek refuge at the home of strange Dr. Tanaka and his daughter Sachi. But unbeknownst to them, Tanaka has been conducting experiments on the parasites–and the zombies!–and has another fate in mind for the five strangers from the city. What’s the connection between the parasites and the undead? And can Megumi’s karate alone help them escape, or will she have to rely on the liberating power of farts to save the day? ZOMBIE ASS is a heaping helping of bad taste that may go down rough but is guaranteed to come out smooth and regular."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8v9SS2ERBE
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 09, 2012, 09:57:24 am
If they can't even do a proper narration for the trailer, how the  f u c k  do they expect me to take this seriously as an art house film? Bah!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 12, 2012, 08:11:02 am
Fake DEA Agents Scam Victims

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEUScDqAo9g


I feel bad for the guy who's wife killed herself over this. I do. But these people are missing a very important gene in their DNA. It's called common sense. A) If you are ordering drugs online, you are doing something you KNOW is illegal and B) You should know that no DEA Agent is going to leave a paper (voice) trail on a freaking phone, especially if they are extorting money from you!! Come on people!!! I do hope that the ones behind the Scam are brought to justice, but it's unlikely any of them will see the inside of a jail cell.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 14, 2012, 11:10:47 am
Life before conception: Arizona anti-abortion law defies science

WTF


The Arizona government can now officially involve itself in your sex life. Whether it’s during sex, after sex or before you’ve ever met that special someone, state officials in Arizona have determined life to begin before conception.

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer signed her name to a controversial bill on Thursday, authorizing the state to outlaw abortion after 20 weeks of pregnancy. According to the legislation, however, the state considers the starting point of the life of a fetus to begin on the first day of the mother’s last menstrual period, essentially establishing life to begin before scientifically possible.

Weirded out? Governor Brewer says anyone with brains could get behind her reasoning in bringing pen to paper when it came to signing the bill into law.

"This legislation is consistent with my strong track record of supporting common sense measures to protect the health of women and safeguard our most vulnerable population – the unborn," Brewer insists in a statement that accompanied her signing the Women’s Health and Safety Act on Thursday, April 12.

"Knowing that abortions become riskier the later they are performed in pregnancy, it only makes sense to prohibit these procedures past 20 weeks,” says Brewer, who adds that the bill "strengthens Arizona's laws protecting the health and safety of women, and recognizes the precious life of the preborn baby."

Once a reader of the law looks into the fine print though, that 20-week mark doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. With officials now considering the gestational age of the fetus to begin on the first day of the last period, abortions can actually be banned as early as 18 weeks after conception. Lawmakers insist that complications can occur for both the mother and child if abortions are administered later than that, but the bulk of the controversy coming from Brewer’ signing isn’t about the medical consequences. Understandably, many are mad about the government getting involved between the legs and love life of everyone in Arizona.

The law “disregards women’s health in a way I’ve never seen before,” the Center for Reproductive Rights’ Jordan Goldberg explains in protest. “The women of Arizona can’t access medical treatment that other women can.”
“The point is to make it so difficult to provide abortions that no one will do it,” Elizabeth Nash of the Guttmacher Institute tells The Daily Beast of the law. “Arizona likes to thumb their nose at women. They take that as a badge of honor.”

After the 20-week mark, women will have to go out of state if they want to have an abortion. They still, of course, can stay in Arizona to receive testing to determine the health of the unborn child that might not be made available any earlier in the pregnancy. As a result, Center for Reproductive Rights President Nancy Northrup says women "will be forced to decide whether to proceed with their pregnancies in the dark, before they have all the information they need to arrive at their choices."

Supports of the bill say it’s a step in the right direction towards protecting women, even if it means eliminating their right to choose after a certain point. Cathi Herrod of the Center for Arizona Policy calls the signing a “momentous victory,” adding "Abortion not only ends the life of a preborn child, but it also seriously endangers the health and safety of women."

“Considering that it’s anti-choice nuts we’re talking about, it’s safe to assume that they’d simply prefer a situation where all women of reproductive age are considered to be pregnant, on the grounds that they could be two weeks from now,” RH Reality Check’s Amanda Marcotte responded earlier this month before Brewer inked her name to the act. “Better safe than sorry, especially if that mentality means you get to exert maximum control over the bodies of women of reproductive age.”

Under the legislation, the state will be subjecting everyone to new anti-abortion initiatives, as well. The law also includes a provision that makes it mandatory that the state establish a website that publishes images of fetuses at varying stages of development.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 14, 2012, 11:14:39 am
They did a segment on The Daily Show regarding the Life Before Conception Law and it was  f u c k i n g  FUNNY!!!!! There is on congresswoman that is crusading to make it a crime for anyone that  M a s t u r b a t e s  to be arrested and prosecuted to the full extent of the law because she feels that when true life begins. The skit on the Daily Show points out how absurd her proposed law is.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 14, 2012, 02:38:38 pm
How, just how, do people like that, continue to exist, not only in a plasma state, let alone an official capacity.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 14, 2012, 02:40:17 pm
How, just how, do people like that, continue to exist, not only in a plasma state, let alone an official capacity.

I don't know. But whatever it is, I'm sure to break the law at least 5 times before I finish typing this sentence..................
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 18, 2012, 11:00:09 am
5 Year-Old Kid Brings 50 Bags of  H e r o i n  to School Show & Tell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpfF6zgvPEI

I really hope the parents are locked up forever and that the kid gets put into a home that actually cares to protect the kid. FYI, these 2 guys "reporting" on the news are idiots. I only put this video up because it was the only clip I could find about the Topic at hand.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 18, 2012, 11:54:22 am
That reminds me of this article earlier this week...
... seriously, this kid is starting off their life bad... and the parents think it's a mood?

WTF


Police handcuff Georgia kindergartner for tantrum (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47079770#.T48NKKGk-So)


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ATLANTA (AP) - A kindergartner who threw a tantrum at her small-town Georgia school was taken away in handcuffs, her arms behind her back, in an episode that is firing up the debate over whether teachers and police around the country are overreacting all too often when dealing with disruptive students.

The family of 6-year-old Salecia Johnson lashed out Tuesday over her treatment and said she was badly shaken, while the school system and the police defended how they handled the episode.

Across the country, civil rights advocates and criminal justice experts say, frustrated teachers and principals are calling in the police to deal with even relatively minor disruptions.

Some juvenile authorities say they believe it is happening more often, driven by zero-tolerance policies and an increased police presence on school grounds over the past two decades because of tragedies like the Columbine High massacre in Colorado. Hard numbers to back up the assertion are difficult to come by.

more...  (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47079770#.T48NKKGk-So)

Most of the comments are what I think. The kid deserved it and more... I'm looking at you parents.
Again, all part of the moral decay... especially in parents. Gawd, we don't have to beat our kids, but we sure don't pander and make sure life is lollipops and rainbows.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 21, 2012, 09:33:45 pm
K-E Diet: Brides Using Feeding Tubes Before Wedding

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCf66ahSkjs

What

The

F*ck!


This is the dumbest thing ever! I wouldn't even want to marry a chick that did this.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 22, 2012, 06:01:43 am
Ok, I could only watch a minute of that. WTF is wrong with people? What is wrong with those doctor/Dietians? Good Gawd.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 23, 2012, 05:42:25 pm
Flash Mob gone horribly wrong

This quick story is geeky, very geeky but not cool. It is TED, but not about TED. It is a fail, but the video of the speaker is not a fail. So best place... here

Quite an engaging story and then wham

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE3azAS2e9k
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 25, 2012, 09:49:05 am
I think it's almost time to put a little more chalk on the stick here. A little more definition of WTF vs. Mr. Obvious. A thread on obvious to everyone except to those doing the dumb s hit things.

NJ state troopers suspended over alleged high-speed escort for luxury sports cars


NSFW (Language)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkENygLPRIM

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Two state troopers have been suspended over allegations they provided an “unauthorized escort” to a group of sports cars -- including one driven by football star Brandon Jacobs -- driving at high speeds in New Jersey.

The convoy of cars, including Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Porsches and others, traveled at speeds in excess of 100 mph down the Garden State Parkway to Atlantic City last month, according to The Star-Ledger newspaper. They also traveled on the New Jersey Turnpike and Atlantic City Expressway.

The paper said witnesses had made complaints to police about the caravan -- which one witness dubbed "Death Race 2012" -- saying they saw patrol cars with emergency lights flashing at the front and rear of the sports cars.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 25, 2012, 09:56:35 am
Just another excuse for Cops to break the law and frame it around "doing their job" to cover their asses. This is just another reason why I don't trust people in positions of power. They all end up abusing it in one shape or another and puts the average citizen at risk.

In the words of N.W.A. " F u c k  tha Police"!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 25, 2012, 10:13:00 am
Sometimes I'm saddened that it seems so easy and constant the stupidity of people in the news. I say let 'nature' run it's course and let these waste of plasma leave this earth.

'Dangerous' trend: Teens guzzling hand sanitizer (http://vitals.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/04/24/11370274-dangerous-trend-teens-guzzling-hand-sanitizer?lite)

Good Gawd you IDIOTS. I've been hearing about this for a few days now. I just shake my head.
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There's a new dangerous trend among teenagers -- trying to get drunk by guzzling hand sanitizer, the Children's Hospital of Los Angeles reports. Recently, 16 teens in the Los Angeles area have been treated for alcohol poisoning after drinking the cheap liquid.

More... (http://vitals.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/04/24/11370274-dangerous-trend-teens-guzzling-hand-sanitizer?lite)



Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 25, 2012, 10:18:23 am
Seriously, why even go with hand sanitizer? Why not chew on Sex Wax if you are going to randomly choose something to put in your mouth for a "buzz"?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 25, 2012, 11:11:44 am
uh, sex wax?

Are you about to open my brain to a whole new wonder of the world?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 25, 2012, 11:13:15 am
uh, sex wax?

Are you about to open my brain to a whole new wonder of the world?

Google it and then come back and do this (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/facepalm_anim_test-03.gif)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 25, 2012, 07:55:50 pm
More on texting in theaters

The debate on texting at the movies continues! Last December I covered the discussion in a Conversation post rouding up people's reactions to news that some establishments, mainly live entertainment venues, were starting to allow cell phone use during shows. And last month we ran word of a study claiming that most young adults would prefer to be allowed to use social media and texting while they watch a movie, whether at home or the cinema. Today we are reacting, via Deadline Hollywood, to a panel discussion on the subject at CinemaCon, during which the heads of Regal and IMAX admitted lifting bans on cell use could be a way to woo younger audiences back to theaters by making them feel "less handcuffed."

Obviously there are many people who frown at this idea, including Alama Drafthouse CEO Tim League, who was there with the following retort: “Over my dead body will I introduce texting into the movie theater. I love the idea of playing around with a new concept. But that is the scourge of our industry….It’s our job to understand that this is a sacred space and we have to teach manners.” 

Fortunately, League owns his own chain and can do as he wishes there, such as offer an enormous selection of beer and delicious meals. People who like it his way can patronize his theaters, more as the franchises increase. Meanwhile, if Regal wants to test a texting-allowed experience at its multiplexes, say only during films aimed at tween and teen audiences, that may be their prerogative as well. Maybe they'll lose customers as a result. Maybe they'll increase attendance. Sadly, such a huge chain may be the only option for many suburban and rural folk. But we live in a country that allows the minority opinion to just suck it up regarding whatever the majority wants.

Last month, a friend in Austin (I'll let him be anonymous) noted, perhaps jokingly, that he would love for a cinema to allow smoking in the auditorium again. Maybe in just one auditorium. I understand the desire, as I enjoyed smoking during the movies back when I was a smoker and had access to theaters after hours, when me and my smoker friends were the only ones present. What other sorts of accomodations might be allowed? Theaters that allow talking for those who like to discuss things throughout the show? Musical instruments, for anyone wishing to play along to the score? Fighting? Woodworking? Pets? Babies? Giving birth?

Well, they've done the babies thing already (bringing, not birthing), and boy was it terrible when I unknowingly attended a screening of Synecdoche, New York, that catered to that exception. And yet strangely enhancing, as well, but only because I'd already seen it. 

I guess if you're against the idea, just hope that it doesn't happen to all of the movie theaters near you. And if not, just avoid the ones that do. Meanwhile, fellow critics: I bet this ironically still won't keep the studios from confiscating (and sometimes losing) our phones during press screenings.  

Here's what people are saying about today's debate, including some responding to my poll on Twitter (conducted not inside a cinema):

Should Cinemas Allow Texting for Certain Shows or Movies?

To quote Chief Wiggum on The Simpsons when asked if he saw Tron: "Yes! Uh, no. I mean no." - Josh Spiegel, @mousterpiece

Hell no! It's atrocious to even consider that as an option, just wrong. Undermining the integrity of theatrical cinema. - Alex Billington, @firstshowing

Movie lovers should not be punished because morons cannot respect a movie and watch without texting. - Adrian Charlie, @Adrian_Charlie

No. Horrible idea. This has me curious though. As an experiment, offer a "texting-designated" theatre akin to a smoking area. - Dominic, @Count3D

What's next? IMing on tablets? If we're making demands I want to smoke (which I think would actually bother people less). - Jesse A Carp, @jessecarp

Theater owners want to appeal to what kids are into these days, like texting. Maybe they should also hand out percocet & oxycontin too! - Erik Davis, @ErikDavis

Yes. It's very important to let others outside the theater know right away how delicious your Icee and pretzel are. - John Gholson, @gholson

Only if they also allow me to operate my blender whilst in the theatre to make mixed beverages. - Alex Carlson, @filmmisery

If they can do it while wearing a large paper bag over them, sure. - The Almost Film Critic, @almostfilmcritic

"Why does he get to text? If he texts, we'll all text. It'll be anarchy!" -John Bender as a middle-aged man. - Bernardo Villela, @BernardoVillela

Let's compromise: when a film is popular enough to be on multiple screens in one theatre, have POLITE screenings & JERK shows - nixskits, @nixskits2

There's no room for compromise here. Compromise allows people to get comfortable not paying attention to the movie. To think that those people would then willingly restrict themselves to "phones allowed" screenings or rows is ludicrous and ignorant. I don't understand why there's even a discussion on this. Movies are God, the theater is church, and you shut the **** up on sacred ground - Luke Mullen, @ldmullen

With Tim Alamo on this one. What the f*ck is wrong with theater chain owners? "I don't know, kids are used to texting and talking to each other during movies now... They paid $14 to watch the movie..." What about the $14 I paid? What gives them the right to intrude on my movie-going experience? It's a debate that's been had for a while, but to hear theater chain owners use those arguments really pisses me off. For the record, most theater talkers I've experienced aren't teenagers. They're college dude-bros, families and elderly. If theater owners really gave a **** about keeping their audience they'd focus on their presentation: loud, crisp sound and bright picture. - Eric Vespe, @ericvespe

How dare theater owners consider texting during films. I've defended the moviegoing experience above ALL home exhibition and this SUCKS C*CK. You're there for a movie, ****. Go LOL on your own time. "What's a good way to bring more people into theaters? Discounts for heavy farters, yes. Oh, and allow texting." I tweet a lot! I'm king phone use advocate! But really, not during a film. Respect what little art you get, heathens. "Oh, we allow texting during movies, so the guy who got HIS ASS BEATEN for asking someone not to text, yeah, he's at fault." -- manager. I find it hilarious that the Drafthouse is now becoming known as the WILD CARD because they have a staunch no-disturbance policy. F*ck. Dear museums of America, I'd be more likely to visit if I was allowed to **** on certain artworks. Thanks for considering it. Coke dealers have more respect for their product than theater owners do these days. Like they're selling nails or something. Amazing that we have to rally together to point out something so **** obvious. - Scott Weinberg, @scottEweinberg
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 25, 2012, 08:01:25 pm
That's a lot of texting in that post Mac!! I hope no one kicked you out of the building!

Dude, texting doesn't belong anywhere that interferes with those that pay their money for an experience like watching a movie. If someone texts and disturbs me in my paid moment moving watching, then I as a consumer have every right to take their phone and smash it on the ground.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 26, 2012, 07:46:13 pm
Another perspective on texting in theaters

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"Taxi Driver." This isn't strictly a film-criticism-specific news item, but it's a big enough issue to warrant discussion in this context. At CinemaCon in Las Vegas this week, several movie exhibitors exhibited a willingness to relax their restrictions on cell phone use in their theaters. The kids today, you see, with their iPhones and iPads and IDon'tCareIfIRuinTheMovieForYous, want to be allowed to text and tweet and talk everywhere. Exhibitors worried about the loss of their core audience, are considering caving to their demands. At Movieline, Jen Yamato compiles theater owners' comments on the subject and adds her own outraged voice to the mix. First, here's IMAX's Greg Foster on allowing cell phone use in the movie theater:
"His 17 year old son 'constantly has his phone with him,' he says. 'We want them to pay $12 to $14 to come into an auditorium and watch a movie. But they’ve become accustomed to controlling their own existence.' Banning cell phone use may make them 'feel a little handcuffed.'

And here's Yamato in response:

"To which I say: Handcuff those kids! Teach them some self-control, for goodness sake... The thing is, texting in a movie isn't just an issue of allowing overstimulated kids needing to be plugged into their apps and social networks and conversations at all times; it's a far more problematic issue of engagement at the movies... By encouraging texters to engage half-way with a film and allowing their bad behavior to ruin fellow moviegoers' ability to escape into the magic of the movies, we'd be killing the sanctity of film culture. Audiences will learn not to pay full attention to a film -- and if you can't focus on a film, how are you to appreciate it? Why come back to the movies every week if you care less and less about movies themselves?"

Exactly. Teenagers may be obnoxious, but they're not stupid. Eventually they're going to realize they're wasting $14 to not watch a movie, and they're going to find some other way to spend their time and money. By that point, though, they'll have driven away all the considerate customers who just want to enjoy a film in peace. Then who's left to go to the movies? Permitting texting might boost attendance in the short-term and destroy it in the long-term.

I understand exhibitors' concerns and I recognize this is a complicated issue. Supposedly, the customer is always right, but in this case, you've got two sets of customers and what's right for one is wrong for the other. So how do you satisfy everyone?  Setting aside special phone-friendly screenings is an option that gets tossed around a lot, but that idea seems fraught with peril. How will you demarcate phone-friendly screenings from phone-not-so-friendly screenings? Will people be able to easily recognize that when they're looking up showtimes? What happens when someone accidentally buys a ticket for one type of screening when they actually want the other? This system seems likely to generate as many complaints as satisfied customers.

The only thing that exhibitors care about -- and with good reason -- is money. So the only way people who hate in-theater texting are going to win this war is by voting with their dollars. Someone needs to develop a method for the cell phone averse to financially reward chains that police their customers' behavior. If theaters do split their screens along cell phone usage lines, and the screens where cell phones are banned make a lot more money than the screens where they're allowed, that will get people's attention.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 28, 2012, 10:17:35 am
Van Drags Woman Across Parking Lot by Purse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWOmulBQGak

I could post this in Glorious Win for putting up a fight, but in the end it's a WTF clip, as in What The F*ck is so important in your purse to risk your life over?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 02, 2012, 07:50:04 am
5-Year-Old Burns at Tanning Salon, Mom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1EDzdye2mU

What

The

F*ck!

My response upon seeing what the Mother looks like......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1wzQNzttSk

(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/facepalm_anim_test-03.gif)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on May 02, 2012, 03:20:48 pm
44 eh? Completely clueless and I wouldn't trust a word she says. She can NOT be in her right mind. Good lord.

and this totally unrelated but still a WTF moment.

Extremely rich guy says inequality is good

(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/biz-120502-Conrad.photoblog600.jpg)
Le Douche

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Maybe economic inequality isn’t such a bad thing after all.

At least that’s what a new book written by a rich, former Bain Capital managing director espouses. Even though the economic manifesto about how the 1 percent benefits the 99 percent hasn’t hit bookstores yet, it’s already getting heat from the 99-percent crowd and beyond.

“Unintended Consequences: Why Everything You’ve Been Told About the Economy Is Wrong,” by Edward Conard, 51, comes out next week. According to his publicist the book offers:  “A contrarian analysis of the recent economic crisis by a close associate of Mitt Romney. (It) promises to be one of the year's most talked-about books on the subject.”
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Indeed, social media is already lighting up over the book, prompted mainly by an article in the New York Times Magazine, published online Tuesday, titled: “The Purpose of Spectacular Wealth, According to a Spectacularly Wealthy Guy.”

The writer of the magazine piece, Adam Davidson, founder of NPR’s Planet Money blog and podcast, surmised: “This could be the most hated book of the year.”

This from his article:

Conard understands that many believe that the U.S. economy currently serves the rich at the expense of everyone else. He contends that this is largely because most Americans don’t know how the economy really works — that the superrich spend only a small portion of their wealth on personal comforts; most of their money is invested in productive businesses that make life better for everyone. “Most citizens are consumers, not investors,” he told me during one of our long, occasionally contentious conversations. “They don’t recognize the benefits to consumers that come from investment.”


As for the argument that spreading the wealth helps society, Conard's book turns that on its ear, taking positions that would make even Tea Party members bristle, Davidson writes.

More... (http://bottomline.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/02/11504858-former-bain-honcho-says-economic-inequality-is-ok?lite)

I'm lost for words, but I just hope this kind of thinking does not continue to escalate. I honestly think we will have problems with Mit Romney if elected. The Wealthy do not have one clue to those who don't. Unless they want to give my their money, I don't want to hear anything from them.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 02, 2012, 06:13:35 pm
Parents Should 'Punch' Gay-Acting Children, Says Pastor Sean

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gjm7W-hDLc

Is this guy for real?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on May 02, 2012, 08:35:43 pm
Scary people out there...and some like this AH, are leaders and role models? I don't think so jack
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 02, 2012, 09:21:15 pm
What's scarier is that the people he is preaching too are just encouraging the dumb  f u c k .
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on May 03, 2012, 09:24:05 am
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What's scarier is that the people he is preaching too are just encouraging the dumb  f u c k .

Well, I could talk all day long about this kind of stuff, but it's just not worth it.

I have the view, congregations are more like sheep than activists. I could be wrong. That's just an observation. You will have plenty of folks who do take this to heart and think it the gospel.

I wish more people would call B.S.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on May 06, 2012, 02:23:49 pm
Backyard amusement park rides

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwnHpPEhuUw
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 07, 2012, 08:04:54 pm
Octomom  P o r n

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBOLCf14WQQ

Can also be in Glorious Fail. Seriously? Who would even want to watch her in  p o r n  ? She is ugly and has one of the most messed up faces ever. WTF!!!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on May 08, 2012, 04:21:50 am
Yet another example of people continuing to make bad decisions for their lives. We seem to see that a lot in these past few years. They have thoughts of this other reality and continue to pursue it. She may get 15 minutes of fame... Again, but she will not be able to continue that.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on May 21, 2012, 10:09:03 am
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Can also be in Glorious Fail. Seriously? Who would even want to watch her in  p o r n  ? She is ugly and has one of the most messed up faces ever. WTF!!!!

Apparently it went well. She enjoyed it. Then again it was a solo thing.

pa-shaw
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 21, 2012, 10:10:06 am
I'm sure she did. How else to explain all dem kids?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on May 21, 2012, 10:21:21 am
New York City parking spot goes for $1 million

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In many parts of the country, a million bucks will buy you a mansion. In New York City, you can get a 12-foot by 23-foot slab of concrete. Yes, Manhattan's first $1 million parking space is scheduled to go on the market this fall.

More... (http://bottomline.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/21/11791721-new-york-city-parking-spot-goes-for-1-million?lite)

More reasons never to visit NYC. Have we lost our minds
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 21, 2012, 10:22:25 am
I hope a bunch of homeless people set up camp on the spot.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on May 21, 2012, 10:23:04 am
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I'm sure she did. How else to explain all dem kids?

Her v agina must of looked like a bunch of circus clowns exiting their car

good gawd, this site censors the word va gina?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 21, 2012, 10:24:13 am
Her v agina must of looked like a bunch of circus clowns exiting their car

That's assuming that said clowns know how to juggle ping pong balls.............
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on May 22, 2012, 10:18:00 am
Vial of Ronald Reagan's blood up for sale

Seriously? Really? Your serious. WTF

So there's two kinds of idiot thinking in the world. Those that want to sell vials of Reagan's blood and those who want to buy vials of Reagan's blood.

WTF!!!

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If you’ve ever wanted a vial of Ronald Reagan’s blood, now’s your chance -- although this sale is being called unethical.

More... (http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/22/11811386-vial-of-ronald-reagans-blood-up-for-sale-uk-auction-house-claims?lite)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 22, 2012, 10:31:40 am
Why hasn't he been cloned yet?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on May 22, 2012, 11:26:36 am
Because Duh

End of the world....

... Duh
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 24, 2012, 07:44:30 am
Stuntman Makes Skydive Without Parachute in UK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93lIvWFYfPs

Balls the size of Grapefruits!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 24, 2012, 09:18:18 am
Hustler Photoshopped X-Rated S.E. Cupp's Image

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzBVJA7Y5Yo

I side with Ana on this one with regards to why its crossing the line. This "freedom of speech" loophole doesn't apply if it's used to maliciously assassinate another person's character. S.E. Cupp is the only one that can and should have control over her image. Having said that, people with Photoshop have been doing this since Version 1 first came out. There is nothing new about Celebs and Sex and combining the two. But when a publication with a huge following like Hustler does it, they are crossing a line and should definitely be held accountable for damages, which is sure to follow with a huge payday for S.E. and rightly so.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on May 24, 2012, 09:30:39 am
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Stuntman Makes Skydive Without Parachute in UK

Good gawd, the size of that land pad of boxes... cripes.

Was this done for a movie?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 27, 2012, 02:33:34 pm
How Are Companies Fined for Workplace Deaths?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba7USLhxEBo

Both the yearly death rate and the final total for fines is alarming. It's unbelievable and unforgivable.

(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/HTL_mad.gif)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 29, 2012, 07:11:27 pm
Cannibal Attack (Miami Zombie)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVhQWQSvwEw

What

The

F*ck!!

I was originally going to post this in The Walking Dead (http://pennycan.createaforum.com/tv/the-walking-dead-(season-3)/msg3072/#msg3072) thread since it could technically go there as well.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 30, 2012, 08:17:54 pm
'Naked Cannibal' Attack Victim Ronald Poppo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9SO4NAc88Q

A followup to the "Zombie" attack.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 01, 2012, 03:27:10 pm
Man Eats Roommate's Brain, Heart ('Zombie' Attack)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eQ39wxAjXw&feature=relmfu

What the hell is up with all of these cannibal attacks this week?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 04, 2012, 06:48:45 pm
Bath Salts Craze Caught on Tape

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXo-0iFj8Ys
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 07, 2012, 08:59:30 am
Student Denied Diploma, Woman Arrested for Cheering

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B-dvH0zdTU

Okay, I get that maybe the cheering was excessive and the other parents absolutely have a right to want their kids names heard when being called out. But to deny diploma's and arresting parents is even MORE excessive. Seriously, What The F*ck!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 07, 2012, 09:30:17 am
I need to know more. What I read, she was unbelievably obnoxious and ruined it for everybody else. Is this any different than Westboro church demonstrations at funerals or the little boy on the flight going ape s hit. I'm asking. I would find these completely unacceptable.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 08, 2012, 01:05:13 am
Solution to Problems.....

1. Bury them at the funeral.

2. Push Boy out of plane mid flight.

3. Have a 7-Up! (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/drinkingbeer.gif)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 12, 2012, 08:43:21 am
Stuntman's Big Jump Goes Horribly Wrong: Caught on Tape

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh55zvXg8vE

BAM!!!

Not sure if he can sue unless he was working for Sony at the time. If not, the case is baseless and is reaching here.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 12, 2012, 09:52:17 am
Maybe he learned a lesson, and will continue to learn lessons as he tries to sue.

Again, take responsibility for your own actions.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 12, 2012, 09:54:44 am
Actually, having thought a bit more about the lawsuit, the Stuntman may in fact have a legit case because Sony still used part of the footage to promote the movie. So, that in a way does make them liable....after the fact.

Agree? Disagree?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 12, 2012, 09:58:10 am
That could be an opening. I don't know enough about law and rights.

Accidents happen, but does using the actual footage make the company responsible for the outcome?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 12, 2012, 10:00:24 am
That could be an opening. I don't know enough about law and rights.

Accidents happen, but does using the actual footage make the company responsible for the outcome?

I don't the in's and outs of law, but I would say YES they are responsible because by using the footage, they have profited from it. Does it change the fact that the Stuntman is still dumb? No. But I see that there is a case to be made here. Had Sony refused to use said footage, they would be sitting pretty right now.
Title: Re: Cool Techie Geeky Stuff...
Post by: Mac on June 14, 2012, 10:05:09 am
Freedom Flask

Not really that techie, in fact leaning way into redneck territory. I wanted to put this in the comedy section, but unfortunately this is serious and unintentionally funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ5-M0CmYTs
Title: Re: Cool Techie Geeky Stuff...
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 14, 2012, 10:46:56 am
Belongs in the What The F*ck (http://pennycan.createaforum.com/general-discussion/the-what-the-f*ck-thread/msg435/#msg435) thread if you ask me because those were the words that came out of my mouth while watching this. Man, people will "invent" anything to give their lives meaning, even if said invention serves no practical purposes other than to make it's way here to Penny Can for ridicule. (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/HTL_biggrin.gif)
Title: Re: Cool Techie Geeky Stuff...
Post by: Mac on June 14, 2012, 12:06:38 pm
I agree. Move it. It's not techie at all.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 14, 2012, 12:33:24 pm
....done.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 16, 2012, 06:45:39 pm
HIV Cure?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_iGA4ToEZo

The fact that no one else is reporting on this specific case gives it a What The F*ck. It's a pretty big case if they have in fact **** it.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 19, 2012, 09:34:29 am
Highway Robbery Caught on Camera (Fast and Furious Style)

Unbelievable....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFklKIE1BWk
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 19, 2012, 09:40:52 am
Vin Diesel looks fat in that video.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 19, 2012, 10:31:12 am
Fla. Teen Survives 3-foot Spear to the Head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLDNSfcu3V8

The fact that the boy survived and doesn't seem to have any major problems makes this a Glorious Win, but it's still a What The F*ck moment for most people that hear about this.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 19, 2012, 10:48:18 am
Truly a WTF moment
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 20, 2012, 07:18:29 pm
Nadya Suleman  P o r n  "Octomom: Home Alone" Trailer (NSFW)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NL-bj0dik8

A followup with a Trailer!

Still not hot enough to make me wanna see this. Knowing what her face really looks like just kinda ruins it for me.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 20, 2012, 11:16:15 pm
100 Pound Scrotum Man Turns Down Dr. Oz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpZKaLQ6lfY

I'm.......speechless.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 21, 2012, 03:57:47 am
Good lord
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 22, 2012, 12:30:53 am
Road Rage Fight In LA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhmOzhPRxQs

Stay all the way to the end of the video for the punchline (pun not intended....okay, maybe it is intended) Just watch it all the way to the end!!

(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/slap.gif)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 22, 2012, 04:09:18 am
I kinda get road rage, but to actually stop, get out, and fight... Wtf.

Just this past week there was a road rage incident with a motorcycle. Guess what, the car driver had conceal and carry. Motorcyclist got shot. Lived, but still, got shot.

No charges against the older gentlemen. Know why? The driver is protected under the castle doctrine. Here, your car is considered like your house. Your life in danger, you protect it by any means.

So again, with conceal and carry, why would you get in that position?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 27, 2012, 07:17:16 pm
Man Almost Shot Over Fart?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8scUyuTP-k

(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/IDontWantToSee-1.gif)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 02, 2012, 01:32:50 pm
Xenu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu)

So as a Christian, I’m in constant search of truth and understanding. I figure this will really take the rest of my life. I don’t live or die by it, but it is a part of my life.

In our last set of Bible studies, we focused on the Major World Religions. Hindu, Islam, Judism, etc. It was fascinating to say the least. There are amazing similarities among them all. And then there are major divergents as well.

Recently Tom Cruise and his divorce are in the news… as is his ‘religion’ Scientology. I read the whole wiki posting and found it soooo complicated. But what I found funny was L. Ron Hubbards statements about the how scientology began with Xenu. You have to read it to believe it. I know there are lots of organized religious historical incarnations that hard to swallow, but Xenu is really out of left field, for anyone to believe.

Prometheus, the sci-fi film, throws a lot at the audience, and just a smidgen, but important part reflects the core of Xenu. At least that what it appears to me at this point.

Anyway, I’m rambling. I find Scientology just another very absurd view of explaining things. Humans are very easily influenced and scammed. I just say… be aware.

But Xenu... WTF!!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 02, 2012, 01:49:18 pm
Volcano's!!!

I hope they are hollowed out for Dr. Evil's sake.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 02, 2012, 03:05:10 pm
not only that, but....

"forced to watch a "three-D, super colossal motion picture" for thirty-six days" (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/RollingOnTheFloor.gif)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 02, 2012, 03:18:54 pm
I'd join Scientology if they would ever convert Battlefield Earth into 3D. No lie.

















(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/DayDreaming.gif)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 02, 2012, 08:02:19 pm
Is This Woman A Sexual Predator?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STMFv5TeVgA

Love their "debate" over this issue. Most of their debates end up like this. It's a wonder Ana hasn't quit TYT yet.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 02, 2012, 08:41:26 pm
Quote
I'd join Scientology if they would ever convert Battlefield Earth into 3D. No lie.p

Careful what you wish
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 02, 2012, 08:48:21 pm
Quote
Is This Woman A Sexual Predator?

 

Love their "debate" over this issue. Most of their debates end up like this. It's a wonder Ana hasn't quit TYT yet.

That was funny.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 05, 2012, 05:43:41 am
A lifeguard is fired after saving a life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c5RGQCPwoo

What the f*ck!! This is dumb. I can imagine the person that did the firing knew how dumb he sounded when saying the words "You're Fired".

(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/LoserYahooMessengersVersion.gif)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 05, 2012, 06:42:11 am
What they haven't mentioned yet, is what if he did do nothing... Or the 911. That would have been a hailstorm.

I tell ya, we are losing our common sense.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 06, 2012, 05:45:06 am
LIfeguard says not thanks to offer of coming back to work

No thanks and f uck you very much (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/FU.gif)

Quote
> lifeguard who was fired for performing a lifesaving rescue outside his coverage area is looking for a new job this morning. this time it's his choice. nbc's mark potter explains. mark, good morning.

>> reporter:  good morning to you, willie. lifeguard tomas lopez was fired for helping a man down the beach. he's been offered his job back now but has said no thank you. 21-year-old tomas lopez said he got an apology and had a cordial talk with the lifeguard company that fired him earlier this week. but when he was offered his job back decided not to take it.

>> i prefer not to work for the company. there's no malace with the company. i'd rather not work there.

>> reporter:  a man told him he was struggling in the water at a swim at your own risk area 100 miles away. he ran to help the man. when he got there, other swimmers were pulling the man out of the water.

>> we met about halfway in the water. i grabbed him and another guest grabbed him by the feet. we lifted him out of the water.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 06, 2012, 05:54:52 am
Whites-only Christian gathering riles some Alabama neighbors

(http://urbanchristiannews.com/ucn/all-white-christians-invited-CONFERENCE.jpg)

un-phucking-believable. I bring this subject up on occasion in bible class. It just takes one thought like this to place a huge black mark on religion. I know religions have their issues, which I'm still reconciling, but it's people like this that just does not help the religious cause. What I think is more funny is I believe Christ was pretty dark skinned. My human condition wishes they could see the look on their face if they ever come to see the truth.

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A three-day whites-only religious conference — which will conclude with a flaming cross — in Lamar County, Alabama, has some residents upset at the racist implications while the minister complains that his freedom of speech is being violated.

"Yes, we believe that the Europeans and their descendants are the chosen people of God," according to the website for Christian Identity Ministries, which is holding the event with Church of God’s Chosen. "We believe this, not because we think that the white race is superior, but because there is overwhelming proof in support of this belief. We do not back down from this belief, because we are certain."

Some local residents learned of the July 4-6 gathering after the group posted fliers promoting their fourth annual pastors conference, announcing "All White Christians Invited," according to a report by WBRC in Birmingham.

"It was put up throughout the town in the middle of the night. (It was) when everyone was asleep without the permission of the business owner," said Tyler Cantrell, manager of Norris Music in nearby Winfield, Ala., the report said.

According to the flier, the three-day conference, being held in a rural area, will end with a "Sacred Christian Cross Lighting Ceremony."

"Business people are upset. The city is upset,” Winfield Mayor Wayne Silas told the TV station. "The city of Winfield does not condone this."

Christian Identity Ministries founder Mel Lewis, who spoke to a reporter from WAFF TV of Huntsville, charged that the Winfield mayor was violating his flock’s right to free speech.

"The mayor ordered our fliers to be taken down," he said. "When did they start religious censorship?"

"We are not breaking any laws. We're not violating any ordinances. We're bringing the Word of God to people who want it, obviously, or they wouldn't be here," said Lewis at the rural venue, decorated with Confederate flags and KKK banners.

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The cross-burning ceremony planned for Friday — reminiscent of the Ku Klux Klan practice used to intimidate blacks — was especially troubling, said Hezekiah Jackson, president of the Birmingham Metro Chapter of the NAACP. 

"The only context that I'm familiar with is one that is not very positive. And one that really symbolizes an era that many of us have hoped to put behind us," Jackson told WIAT TV of Birmingham. "And that is this whole era of Jim Crow, this whole era of white supremacy, this whole era of discrimination and racial hatred."

Lewis said the "cross lighting" ceremony is a symbolic rite of purification that long predates the Klan's inception, according to the report.

Some of the participants in the conference are Ku Klux Klan members, organizers said, though that was not a requirement.

"We don't have the facilities to accommodate other races, and we have nothing, not one bit of animosity, no racism whatsoever," Christian Identity Ministries Pastor William J. Collier told WIAT.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 06, 2012, 05:56:03 am
With the publicity this story has generated, he will have a lot of options now. The only reason why the company even offered the job back was to 'save face' and lock down a new "celebrity" for themselves. I'm glad he in a roundabout way told them to  f u c k  off by declining their offer.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 06, 2012, 05:59:23 am
Whites-only Christian gathering riles some Alabama neighbors

Whatever credibility they had just went right out the window.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 06, 2012, 06:04:56 am
I would hope this is just a handful of people (like the Westboro clan). I hope there are not that many who buy into this.

Sad, sad, sad
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 08, 2012, 10:49:34 am
Double-Amputee Duckworth Not A 'True' Military Hero - Rep. Joe Walsh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCI4edSrrPc


F u c k  this clown! The guy has never served in the Military, but he she has a lot to say about who is and isn't a hero. And lets not forget that he is a deadbeat father that owes 100K to his own family. Douche.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 08, 2012, 02:16:10 pm
Loser... More reasons to hate politicians.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 09, 2012, 09:15:32 am
3-year-old Child Gets Fingers Stuck in Escalator

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anjH3D5FWME

Ouch!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 09, 2012, 09:27:13 am
Man Pulls Out Gun on TV

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g_hcYtaEOs&feature=relmfu


WTF!!! Do they not do any kind of security checks before letting people in the studio any more? The producer knew there would be a debate and a heated one at the beforehand.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 13, 2012, 09:48:05 am
Wow, just wow. If it get's you through the day... OK then I guess.

I'm not saying they are wrong... it's just not for me.

Virgin Mary image on tree in New Jersey? Crowds say yes

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WEST NEW YORK, N.J. -- Hundreds of Catholic faithful and curious onlookers descended on a West New York street Thursday, eager to visit a tree that many are convinced bears an image of Our Lady of Guadalupe, the Virgin Mary as worshipped in Mexico.

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The crowds gathered around the tree on Bergenline Avenue, leaving piles of flowers and praying as they touched the tree.

More... (http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/07/13/12723230-virgin-mary-image-on-tree-in-new-jersey-crowds-say-yes?lite)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 13, 2012, 07:59:08 pm
Look, I'm all for spiritual enlightenment and being as close to God as you can get. I myself am very spiritual. But to go and worship a tree that doesn't bare any resemblance to the Virgin Mary is pushing it. The store owners "see" it because they want the foot traffic and will gladly hype it up as such. Mo people mo money.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 14, 2012, 04:51:36 am
I don't get the fanaticism towards an image. On a tree, toast, or doorknob. Really?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 19, 2012, 10:47:46 pm
Walmart Toe Sucker and Bookstore Foot Licker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gl4Djztvt4

What The F*ck! There are some crazy ass people out in the world.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 20, 2012, 09:28:41 am
Ok, it's stories like this that make this thread so big. Everyday we could some weird @ss s hit on here.

I don't whether to laugh or cry at the toe sucking story. Again, common sense out the window.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 20, 2012, 09:56:47 am
Pacu fish With Testicle-Eating Tendencies Caught In Illinois’ Lake Lou Yaeger

Them sonsabitches have human like teeth, WTF
http://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/4255_vampire-fish-02_04700300.jpg (http://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/4255_vampire-fish-02_04700300.jpg)

And why are balls out where they can be munched on? WTF people

Quote
An Amazonian Pacu fish was caught by anglers in Lake Lou Yaeger, Illinois, prompting fears from some anglers about the so-called testicle-eating monster.

The Huffington Post reports that lake superintendent Jim Caldwell responded to a report on June 7th that a group of anglers had reeled in a piranha. He took the fish to the Illinois Department of Natural Resources, where biologists identified it as a Pacu.
More... (http://www.inquisitr.com/271591/pacu-fish-with-testicle-eating-tendencies-caught-in-illinois-lake-lou-yaeger/)

Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 20, 2012, 10:05:12 am
WHAT THE F*CK!

That fish needs to floss more!

Balls and toes in the same thread! We got a winner!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 22, 2012, 12:11:04 pm
Mashed Potatoes Vending Machine at 7-Eleven

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFqyfjeDlho

Ewwwwwwwww!

(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/puke.gif)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 22, 2012, 12:37:29 pm
What? I haven't been to a 7-11 in forever.... must find one now.

Best chemicals money can buy. Mmmmmmmmmmm

Hey can't be any worse than the 3 minute Pizza vending machine coming our way... right?

(http://www.geekologie.com/2007/02/pizza-vending-machine-01.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BaVwlEcxcM
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 22, 2012, 12:41:47 pm
I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally don't get how people can be that lazy as to not walk across the street to a legit fast food joint like Mickey D's or Jock In Da Boch. Come on people! Walk across the street and get real fake food instead of just eating regular fake foods.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 24, 2012, 10:25:47 am
Let me just say, today July 24, 2012, just about every news article is a WTF moment. To Many to even begin to list here.

W-T-F is going on?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 24, 2012, 10:49:15 am
It's been a slow week...........
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 25, 2012, 09:56:53 pm
Man Slaps Female Host (Egyptian 'Israeli' TV Prank Goes Bad)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqIasODAPy8

Dude needs to get his ass kicked by a bunch of women. Whoever came up with the idea of this prank is just downright dumb.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on August 10, 2012, 09:44:54 am
Today in the news is another day full of WTF news. Too many to list and just too much to shake me head at.

Gahhhhhhh
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 10, 2012, 10:15:09 am
Oh, do tell!! Gimme one!!!! (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/NailBiting.gif)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on August 10, 2012, 03:54:32 pm

WTF
'Elders React' shows older audience envious of, repulsed by 'Jersey Shore' (http://theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/08/10/13217042-elders-react-shows-older-audience-envious-of-repulsed-by-jersey-shore?lite&__utma=14933801.1677623670.1343010989.1343624691.1344638708.3&__utmb=14933801.3.10.1344638708&__utmc=14933801&__utmx=-&__utmz=14933801.1344638708.3.2.utmcsr=google|utmccn=%28organic%29|utmcmd=organic|utmctr=%28not%20provided%29&__utmv=14933801.|8=Earned%20By=msnbc|cover=1^12=Landing%20Content=Mixed=1^13=Landing%20Hostname=www.nbcnews.com=1^30=Visit%20Type%20to%20Content=Earned%20to%20Mixed=1&__utmk=85094809)

WTF
Sleeping traveler caught on airport X-ray (http://todaytravel.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/08/10/13218474-sleeping-traveler-caught-on-airport-x-ray?lite&__utma=14933801.1677623670.1343010989.1343624691.1344638708.3&__utmb=14933801.4.10.1344638708&__utmc=14933801&__utmx=-&__utmz=14933801.1344638708.3.2.utmcsr=google|utmccn=%28organic%29|utmcmd=organic|utmctr=%28not%20provided%29&__utmv=14933801.|8=Earned%20By=msnbc|cover=1^12=Landing%20Content=Mixed=1^13=Landing%20Hostname=www.nbcnews.com=1^30=Visit%20Type%20to%20Content=Earned%20to%20Mixed=1&__utmk=121155976)

Ewwwwww

Nail-like growths erupt from skin (http://video.msnbc.msn.com/nbc-news/48613695)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 13, 2012, 09:47:37 pm
Boy Fined For Vet Fundraiser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FoeyZqV3dw

What The F*ck and Fail!!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 13, 2012, 09:59:31 pm
'CSI' Actor Cuts Ties to Veterans Charity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R390k43F50M

This is disgusting and burns me up.  F u c k  the piece of  s h i t  that's running this scam!  F u c k  you!!
(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/HTL_mad.gif)

Marg Helgenberger ftw!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on August 14, 2012, 05:42:48 am
People just lose their common sense  :-\
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 14, 2012, 07:01:40 am
People just lose their common sense  :-\

From what I gather, they had no sense to lose. Straight up Scam. Bah!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on August 14, 2012, 07:30:04 am
I was talking about the kid getting fined by some freakin dumbass
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 14, 2012, 07:32:37 am
Yeah, they (TYT) said it best when the guy should have just issued a warning and had him apply for a license. Who fines a kid $170?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on August 14, 2012, 07:34:32 am
a dumbass
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on August 20, 2012, 05:25:18 pm
So this was sent to me at work the other day...
... let post it

(http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2010/12/23/ae3778b7-3421-4ca8-97b8-bf49d6a09440.jpg)

But I tell you what... I did a google image search on WTF... holy crap... WTF
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 20, 2012, 05:44:15 pm
Hahahahahahahahaha! Awesome!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 23, 2012, 05:00:57 pm
Rapists Get Custody, Visitation Rights

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdSIHzeFPgo

This is  b u l l s h i t !!  How can they get any rights? What judge willingly gives a kid to a Rapist? Seriously, this is  f u c k e d  up!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on August 23, 2012, 05:24:00 pm
WHAT!!!

THE

F UCK

Seriously are these the people from the backwoods?

C'mon ladies...can they be called ladies?
We already know what subhuman the men are.

I don't get this kind of thinking. Keep the baby of the rapist? Wtf

We've got some strange posts here, but this is a gem
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 23, 2012, 06:34:17 pm
Zhang Ziyi Investigated For Prostitution

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO_Ht43nF-0

You know her best from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and Rush Hour 2 (http://pennycan.createaforum.com/dvd's-blu-rays/rush-hour-2-(2001)/msg10587/#msg10587).
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 24, 2012, 06:57:13 pm
Limbaugh Links Obama to Empire State Shooting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X663AdAR8eY

What the  f u c k !  Rush needs to shut the  f u c k  up! I'm not a fan of Obama, but this is just dumb.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on August 24, 2012, 08:42:42 pm
What, was Rush fading out of the public mind again?

Assclown
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 25, 2012, 07:40:10 pm
The  P o r n  Star Behind The Syphilis Outbreak

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aySSwXcyCLI

Question: Who the f*ck brags about spreading diseases?

Answer: A f*cking idiot.

Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 29, 2012, 07:58:30 pm
100-year-old Driver Hits 11 Near LA School

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeJGg7I4U3U

This should NEVER have happened. There is no reason on Earth someone over the age of 75 should be driving. Period. I would actually have it at 70 max.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 30, 2012, 02:44:22 am
Hitler Store In India Sparks Outrage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZfGAXtBiZ8

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Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on August 30, 2012, 03:22:07 pm
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This should NEVER have happened. There is no reason on Earth someone over the age of 75 should be driving. Period. I would actually have it at 70 max.
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Yea, I'm not sure anyone thought once you got your license to drive, it was good for the rest of your life. I just don't think people think. I'll bet we see some changes come about.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 03, 2012, 07:22:39 am
Reaction to The Odd Life of Timothy Green

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aFV1r45sAQ

I'm pretty sure that the father of these 2 kids is posting this up on YouTube because of the massive amount of hits and very famous video of.....

David After Dentist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs

....David After Dentist became. What the f*ck are these parents doing using their kids for notoriety? Are parents that hard up for attention these days?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on September 03, 2012, 08:56:50 am
Must be a slow day on news because I saw this reported on our local news show. Really? Seriously?

Someone somewhere spent money to research this. Gawd, I get so sick of these stupid research initiatives.

Drinking Too Much? Blame Your Glass

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Before you down that pint, check the shape of your glass — you might be drinking more beer than you realize. According to a new study of British beer drinkers, an optical illusion caused by the shape of a curved glass can dramatically increase the speed at which we swill.

Binge drinking is a growing problem in the United Kingdom, particularly among young people, says experimental psychologist Angela Attwood of the University of Bristol. The rise in drinking and associated criminal activity is so severe, she says, that “people are getting more and more reluctant to venture into city centers at night.” Aside from increases in crime, binge drinking is a public health risk: According to the World Health Organization (WHO), the harmful use of alcohol — defined as drinking that damages health and has negative social repercussions — results in 2.5 million deaths per year worldwide and is the third largest factor in the global burden of disease. Although WHO describes legislative solutions such as raising the price of alcohol and increasing the drinking age as effective interventions, such measures are so unpopular that many governments are reluctant to implement them.

More... (http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/09/drinking-glass-psychology/)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 05, 2012, 10:20:19 pm
Ozark Boat Crash Video - What Would You Do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhbe0yfo1YE

What would I do? I'd push the driver over the side, take control of the boat and slow it down to a crawl. It's ridiculous no one said anything.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 15, 2012, 07:20:25 pm
America's Next Top Model Now Meth Addict

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_MhGEkHpCw


If there was ever a case to scare anyone straight on the dangers of using Meth, just look at the before and after shot of the model. Good Gawd. That is horrible. What a shame. As far as the rest of the discussion about "Dr." Phil, they bring up the point of exploitation and over dramatizing their soundbytes and it's because of these things as to why I hate Phil and other shows of the same ilk (Jerry Springer, etc....)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 16, 2012, 09:20:53 pm
Animal Activist Records Video of his Child With 300 Pound Animal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u46IH8-cjFw


F u c k  the parent that put their kid in a kid with a Gorilla. I don't care if nothing bad happened to the kid. You just don't put someone in a position that is extremely harmful and deadly. Infants can't discern that this is a dangerous thing. If the father wants to jump in a cage, by all means have at it. Just leave the kids out of this and make your point another way. Ugh.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on September 17, 2012, 01:42:40 pm
Every day we see how people are really f ucked up.
Now that's f ucked up.  :-\
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 17, 2012, 01:44:02 pm
Very  f u c k e d  up!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 20, 2012, 07:33:27 pm
Donkey Sex Aficionado Defends Zoophilia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTZw18TKZk8

What the f*ck is wrong with this guy? Everyone knows that if your gonna get your groove on with a Donkey, you give the Jackass a trenchcoat, fedora and sunglasses and sneak them into a cheap Motel. Sheesh!!

Seriously. This guy is all shades of 'f*cked up'.

On a lighter note, I think the screencap "Neigh Means Neigh!" is funny.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 21, 2012, 11:24:25 pm
The Only Man In The World Who Can Swim With A Polar Bear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7rZTZBOrqQ&feature=related

You gotta have balls the size of grapefruits to do this, Yikes.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 21, 2012, 11:26:10 pm
What the f*ck! This thread is turning into an animal party.

Gorillas!
Donkey's!
Bears!

All that's missing is Paris Hilton.

ZING!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 27, 2012, 06:43:39 am
Would you pay $250,000 for a manicure?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeLFo1oNhwU

If she did pay for this, I would be obligated to hate her for life.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on September 27, 2012, 04:14:47 pm
Stupid
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 09, 2012, 11:36:59 am
Man Dies After Live Roach-Eating Contest in Fla.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVZEeDna-Qc

2 WTF's in the same category. First, What The F*ck are you eating  c o c k r o a c h e s  for? Second, What The F*ck.......
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on October 09, 2012, 05:40:59 pm
Darwin Award winner
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 13, 2012, 09:23:27 am
Chinese Sex Fair and Sexual Openness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohsg0aeb26s

What The F*ck! How did they get my likeness down to a T for that statue?  I am forever immortalized!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on October 13, 2012, 03:15:06 pm
I didn't know you were a short black Asian.... Huh
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on October 13, 2012, 04:04:23 pm
Movie Theater Encourages Patrons to Play With Their iPads During the Movies

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As the debate over what to do about cell phone usage in movies rages on, one theater isn’t just tolerating those awful glowy screens, but actively encouraging them. ArcLight Cinemas has teamed up with SeeItFirst for Second Screen Live!, an event series in which patrons are invited to toy with their iPads while The Nightmare Before Christmas plays on the big screen. Just what we need. More after the jump.

The event description, posted by Movies in LA, promises “fun challenges, speed trivia, sing-alongs,” prizes and more at the planned screenings, which are happening October 22 in Sherman Oaks and October 24 in Pasadena. So this isn’t a normal screening — it’s not like the ArcLight is bringing iPads into the Saturday matinee showing of Seven Psychopaths. The Nightmare event is more akin to the Disney movie sing-alongs hosted at a bar in my neighborhood. I wouldn’t normally tolerate drunken idiots yelling at the screen, but in that context I’ll happily make an exception.


On the other hand, if this event goes well, you can bet there’ll be many more like it. And the more common iPads become in movie theaters, the more normalized that kind of despicable behavior becomes. Some exhibitors have already floated the idea of separate “text-friendly” screenings for those who can’t bear to turn off their precious iPhones for 100 minutes, and this seems like a step in that direction. Pretty soon, not even an army of theater ninjas will be enough to stave off the hordes of iPhone-wielding assholes.

Where this is happening matters as well. The ArcLight has a great reputation for giving patrons an enjoyable theater experience, but this is exactly what I don’t want moviegoing to become. At least we’ll always have the Alamo Drafthouse — Tim League would probably rather die than let people fool around with gadgets during a movie.

If, after all that, you’re still interested in attending Second Screen Live!, head to SeeItFirst.com and enter code 950452 for more details. Just promise me your iPad use will be limited to this one event, though, okay?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 13, 2012, 04:06:08 pm
Movie Theater Encourages Patrons to Play With Their iPads During the Movies

And yet they have issues with Paul Rubens playing with something else. Double standards.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on October 13, 2012, 04:08:16 pm
Yea, what IS the difference?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 13, 2012, 04:09:30 pm
Yea, what IS the difference?

Nothing. They both break if your to rough with it.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on October 14, 2012, 10:26:14 am
Why are there so many weird and inappropriate science fiction and fantasy toys?

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The toy world is full of epic miscalculations. There are so many squicky, inappropriate action figures and other toys, after a while you start to wonder if the toy industry is some sort of bizarre joke. Who signed off on the masturbating Batman doll, or the Wolverine toy with the blow-up nozzle in Logan's crotch?

In a nutshell, why are there so many weird and unfortunate science fiction and fantasy toys? We decided to talk to an expert, Mike Mozart from Jeepers Media, and he explained the secret origin of squick.

Mike Mozart is sort of an internet legend. He's a toy designer himself, who owns something like 300,000 toys — in part because he also does consulting with toy companies on patent and copyright lawsuits, so he needs to maintain lots of examples of prior art. He's been doing toy-related videos for years, but he found that his "Fail Toy" reviews of horrendous and quasi-obscene toys were becoming much more popular, so he developed Jeepers Media to promote the "Fail Toy" brand. At this point, his videos — full of silly sound effects like "BOING" and his goofy riffing on the weirdly sexual toys — have gotten a quarter billion views on Youtube alone, and he's featured tons of other places.

We spoke to Mozart on the phone about just why there are so many weird, messed up toys out there.

Some classic 1960s and 1970s toys were obscene on purpose.

One of the most famous "WTF" toys of all time is the Batman squirt gun, where Batman is bent over. You remove a plug in Batman's rear end and fill the Caped Crusader with water, and then squeeze a trigger in his crotch, so that water sprays out of Batman's mouth. What on Earth were they thinking?

More.. (http://io9.com/5949721/why-are-there-so-many-weird-and-inappropriate-science-fiction-and-fantasy-toys).

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Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 14, 2012, 10:28:36 am
Hahaha. Why am I NOW just seeing this for the first time?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 22, 2012, 02:27:57 pm
Stagehand Sues  P o r n  Company Over **** Injections

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79QpzBEpZ14

Firing the guy because he refused to do injections. I hope he sues their asses off! With that out of the way, the conversation was funny.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 22, 2012, 02:32:27 pm
Woman Breastfeeds Dog to 'Feel Like a Better Mother'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH9zMX1xTPI

What

The

F*ck!!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on October 22, 2012, 05:31:00 pm
No f*cking way.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 22, 2012, 05:33:23 pm
Way.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 27, 2012, 10:38:48 am
Arby's Manager Fired for Escaping Armed Robber

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSua7oeiIDQ

And people wonder why Corporations as a whole are spineless f*cks that don't care about any person other than the man printed on their money. F*ck Arby's!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on October 27, 2012, 01:26:06 pm
Nice one Arby's

(two thumbs up)

Douche bags
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on November 03, 2012, 02:49:42 pm
Boy Tasered For Not Washing Cop's Car Sues

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmofinlDg0U

....speechless.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on November 21, 2012, 07:22:48 am
Yet Another perspective on texting in theaters

Cinemark to reward you for not texting during movies, even though you're the only real person on Earth and can do what you want

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Despite this ostensibly being a free country, in which everyone has the right to live as the only actual human being on Earth adrift in a sea of hallucinations who are just there to test him, it is somehow still frowned upon for someone to pull out their phone in the middle of a movie theater and light up their entire row with a little glowing box—even if they're only doing so to ask some of the friendlier hallucinations what's up and holla at them for a bit, even though this is the entire point of "life." Some theaters have attempted to shame this behavior out of existence; others have resorted to more threatening tactics. None of them have bothered to consider that they are just figments of the texter's imagination, and therefore insignificant.

But finally, Cinemark has hit upon the most effective strategy for enforcing the basic standards of politeness, as dictated by the meaningless ghosts who insist on having their own, precious movie-going experiences: Bribing, with money. Or coupons that will save money, anyway, as Cinemark encourages attendees to use its new CineMode app during screenings, which will dim their phones and send digital coupons to those who leave them untouched for the whole, interminable length of a film. These coupons can then be exchanged for discounts on tickets and concessions, should you still be interested in watching movies when you can't also use your phone. If you can even call that "watching movies."

Of course, some would say that "not being an inconsiderate shi t-stain who embodies everything wrong with the selfish, solipsistic, attention-deficit-addled society in which we live now" is its own reward. But then, these people are just wraiths and specters floating around your orbit, the rise and fall of their chattering forming the orchestral score of your own personal movie. Get your popcorn coupons, at least.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on November 21, 2012, 08:04:07 am
Yeah, I don't like the idea of rewarding someone for something they shouldn't even be doing in the first place. And to drive it home further, they may have freewill to do whatever they want as humans on planet Earth, but the moment you pay for a ticket, you forfeit your right to be able to do what you want if the rules clearly state in big bold letters: NO TALKING OR TEXTING DURING THE MOVIE.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on November 29, 2012, 04:25:53 pm
Butt Implant Disaster Goes Viral (Graphic Video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djiXv2cIc20

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Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on November 30, 2012, 01:42:10 pm
Dumbass... You see how big they are? Good gawd.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on December 07, 2012, 09:41:11 pm
The Sexxxtons - Mother-Daughter  P o r n  Duo Film Together

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEGcj0ZuUM4

You gotta be at your lowest point to agree to this. Yikes.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on December 07, 2012, 09:43:33 pm
Nurse in Royal Baby Prank Dead in Apparent Suicide

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVN27IhnDvY

This is a followup to this Prank (http://pennycan.createaforum.com/stand-up-comedians/pranks/msg14449/#msg14449). It's a shame that it even came to this.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on December 08, 2012, 09:02:48 am
Burglar Calls 911 To Save Himself From Gun-Wielding Homeowner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSfiZAlHX44


Not sure where to post this. Do I post it in Glorious Win because the Homeowners caught the Burglar? Do I post it in Glorious Fail because the Burglar calls for help once he realized he was in danger of being shot? In the end I went chose this thread because of both of them calling to report the same crime.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on December 08, 2012, 09:36:41 am
Major fail in my book. Gawd crooks are idiots
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on December 12, 2012, 11:38:04 pm
Black Meteorologist Fired For Defending 'Ethnic' Hair

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsDONCt6cng

Oh brother! I just don't get these firings lately by big name corporations. Do they not stop to think what the fallout will be from their stupidity?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on December 19, 2012, 10:17:23 am
Eagle's terrifying attempt to snatch a child

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0JiDaFf_VE

When animals attack: birds of prey edition (http://now.msn.com/eagle-tries-to-snatch-child-in-viral-video)

What the F*ck!! Off with that Eagle's head!!!!

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Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on December 20, 2012, 10:17:11 am
Women Sue for Humiliating Cavity Search From State Troopers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oONF84y1cx8

This is so wrong. Come on, that video shows that they are taking this a bit too far in how to search, and in public no less. Having said that, nothing and I mean NOTHING will come of this. The Police protect their own and whoever rules on the video will say it was "within guidelines, blah blah blah...."
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on December 20, 2012, 10:18:53 am
Crazy Eagle Grabbing Baby Viral Video is Fake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxdZ8dlj90g

The video certainly had me fooled. Gah!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on December 20, 2012, 10:54:20 am
Baby Grabbed By Eagle Video Exposed as a Hoax, Students Discuss Creation of Viral Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTegtQgrX_A

...and more.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on December 20, 2012, 04:21:35 pm
Nice... almost a good job. All that work and they make simple mistakes like the wing and shadow.

Still nice. I think it's fun to punk people.... especially the gullible ones.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on December 23, 2012, 01:05:13 pm
Man Fires Assistant For Being Too Hot and "Irresistible," Iowa Court Says He's Within Legal Rights

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A warning to women and girls everywhere, via the AP:

    A dentist acted legally when he fired an assistant that he found attractive simply because he and his wife viewed the woman as a threat to their marriage, the all-male Iowa Supreme Court ruled Friday.

    The court ruled 7-0 that bosses can fire employees they see as an "irresistible attraction," even if the employees have not engaged in flirtatious behavior or otherwise done anything wrong. Such firings may be unfair, but they are not unlawful discrimination under the Iowa Civil Rights Act because they are motivated by feelings and emotions, not gender, Justice Edward Mansfield wrote.

    An attorney for Fort Dodge dentist James Knight said the decision, the first of its kind in Iowa, is a victory for family values because Knight fired Melissa Nelson in the interest of saving his marriage, not because she was a woman.

    [...]

    Nelson, 32, worked for Knight for 10 years, and he considered her a stellar worker. But in the final months of her employment, he complained that her tight clothing was distracting, once telling her that if his pants were bulging that was a sign her clothes were too revealing, according to the opinion.

    He also once allegedly remarked about her infrequent sex life by saying, "that's like having a Lamborghini in the garage and never driving it."

    [...]

    Mansfield noted that Knight had an all-female workforce and Nelson was replaced by a woman...Knight is a very religious and moral individual, and he sincerely believed that firing Nelson would be best for all parties, [his attorney] said.

(Read the whole AP story, which is equal doses tragic and hysterical. Read the court's decision [PDF].)

Sadly, this nonsense isn't anything new. The 8th Circuit Court of Appeals had previously upheld a business owner's right to fire an employee because the business owner's wife found her threatening. And a couple of years ago, a woman named Debrahlee Lorenzana sued a Citibank branch in Manhattan, alleging that her superiors canned her for looking too much like a supermodel.

Just to be clear, the lesson here is that if you are an accomplished, intelligent, diligent, and thoughtful female professional who's done absolutely nothing wrong, and you happen to look like this:

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...and you work for this:

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...then this can legally happen to you:

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This is the legal reality of fireable hotness in America today.

The comments tend to balance the absurd story out a little (http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2012/12/man-fires-assistant-being-hot-and-irresistible-iowa-courts-says-he-legally-can#disqus_thread)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on December 23, 2012, 01:17:39 pm
If I had a hot dentist assistant like that, I'd purposely be eating nothing but sugar and making appointments 4 times a month.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on January 04, 2013, 07:42:14 am
KDOC Los Angeles Had The Most Disastrous New Year's Special In The History of Television

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3FIefVTikw

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! I can't believe this aired live on TV as is! Yikes!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on January 04, 2013, 12:53:41 pm
Good lord, what a cluster. Bad day for someone (producer, director) to stop taking Meth.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on January 13, 2013, 10:01:12 am
11 Bizarre and Dangerous Items Sold by Sears in 1902

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The 1902 edition of the Sears, Roebuck catalogue offers items of particular interest and questionable health benefits—everything from the latest fashions to the “surest” cures. Here are some highlights.

1. Dr. Rose’s French Arsenic Complexion Wafers

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These poisonous wafers were advertised as being “simply magical” for the complexion, their most striking effects “being brought about by their steady use.” They were guaranteed to improve “even the coarsest and most repulsive skin and complexion”—especially if you’re into the lurid pallor of death.

2. The Toilet Mask

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At first glance, a toilet mask doesn’t sound so bad. But this mask doesn’t use soothing cucumber extracts to beautify the complexion—it’s an “acid cured” rubber mask coated with “healing agents” meant to eradicate “freckles, liver spots, and other facial blemishes.” Who needs microdermabrasion when you can just use trace amounts of acid?

3. Magic Flesh Builder and Cupper

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This toilet accessory looks more or less like an oversized suction cup. Its purpose? To “rebuild the shrunken tissues of the bust, neck, arms, and the only method which permanently removes wrinkles,” assumedly by sucking things back into place. We’d hate to be the guinea pig who tested this thing out.

4. Spirits of Turpentine

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This elixir was ingested to kill intestinal parasites—and hopefully not their human host. Turpentine still has modern medicinal uses, but usually in chest rubs (Vicks, for example) and not drinkable medicines.

5. Aconite

This herb is advertised as a homeopathic medicine, and while it has a long history of medicinal use, it’s better known by another name: wolfsbane, a known poison and neurotoxin. Though the plant can be used as an anesthetic, it works because it damages the nerves around a treated area.

6. Kerosene Emulsion

To be used as an insecticide on crops and animals, this product promises to kill “plant lice, red spiders, scales, and mealy bugs,” among other pests. It also offers strong motivation for washing your fruits and veggies very well before eating.

7. (Veterinary) Castrating Knives

While many parents might argue that castrating knives pose no lasting danger to male infants, the horse that came under this knife would probably disagree. Knives come with a choice of one, two, or three blades of varying sizes to meet all of your gelding needs.

8. Giant Power Heidelberg Electric Belt

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Suffering from a nervous disease? Infertility? A “weakness peculiar to men?" Then this electric belt may be for you! In cases of sexual weakness, “a cure is certain.” This belt promises “the best, most reliable, most harmless yet powerful, cheapest cure possible.” Just shock yourself back to health!

9. Opium

Marketed as a homeopathic remedy, opium was available by mail order to your doorstep. If you happened to form an addiction, never fear—you could always order more!

10. Nitric Acid

Though nitric acid has some medicinal purposes when used with extreme caution—from addressing potassium deficiencies to its use as a cauterizing or diuretic agent—it’s also a highly poisonous substance. The National Library of Medicine suggests seeking medical attention if you so much as inhale any fumes from nitric acid. However, in 1902, it was listed as a homeopathic medicine.

11. The Set of McKinley Assassination Slides


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Though this item isn’t particularly dangerous, it is particularly curious. You could order a lecture set of slides for your Stereopticon (a home slide projector) depicting “realistic views of the assassination,” including images of McKinley’s attacker “taken within ten minutes of his capture by the police.” Who needs Tarantino movies when you can view real footage of a national tragedy?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on January 13, 2013, 10:06:23 am
Hahaha. Yeah, the mindset of inventors back in the day really were reaching with regards to "cures" that ail others. Well, the same can be said for today's market as well. Anything to make a buck.......
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on January 13, 2013, 10:10:44 am
Yea, that's what I was thinking. Different s hit, different day.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on January 25, 2013, 03:35:00 pm
Disgusting - Artist Sells Ring Made of Own Skin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn-c7aML81I

What

The...

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Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on January 25, 2013, 03:41:56 pm
Barf
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on January 26, 2013, 06:57:44 am
Are you kidding me...
... this can only make Apple more appealing. I've used Windows since forever, but I never made a big deal about it. It's like necessary tool. Just do what it's supposed to do. Since I've had my iPad, I do notice the differences now. I'm telling ya, Apple is looking very appealing.

I don't think this is a internet hoax...

People Hate Windows 8 So Much They’ll Pay $125 To Downgrade To Windows 7

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You just got a new laptop with Windows 8 pre-installed. The new UI is beautiful, but you’re confused. Everything’s weird. You can’t find any of your files and apps. Things don’t work the way they have for the past 20 years. It’s a nightmare and you just want the old Windows back.

Don’t worry, there are Microsoft Certified Professionals out there who will help you out. And by help you out, I mean they will charge you $125 to downgrade your PC to Windows 7 so you don’t have to have Microsoft’s latest and greatest operating system. This can’t be a good sign for Microsoft.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on January 26, 2013, 07:00:37 am
Win98 ftw!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on January 28, 2013, 11:04:48 am
Bill criminalizing abortions after **** causes an uproar in New Mexico

Ya know one of the good things coming out of the internet and social networks is that a lot of people are now carefully watching all things in news, politics and law making.

It's time our lawmakers get off their lazy ass and start doing something productive. This crap about authoring bills that no one reads or can read because it's so twisted with lawyer talk has got to stop.




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One day after proposing a bill that would classify having an abortion after **** or incest as "tampering with evidence," a Republican legislator in New Mexico said Thursday she is clarifying the intent of the legislation.

New Mexico Rep. Cathrynn Brown on Wednesday introduced House Bill 206, which would criminalize "procuring or facilitating an abortion," or "compelling or coercing" someone else to get an abortion after **** or incest, as destroying evidence.

More... (http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/24/16681099-bill-criminalizing-abortions-after-****-causes-an-uproar-in-new-mexico?lite)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on January 28, 2013, 11:07:31 am
Ireland in uproar over call for 'drink-driving permits' to combat depression What? What the... WTF

This guy has lost his freakin mind... no, he's losing business.

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Permits allowing people to drink alcohol then drive should be issued to make it easier for those in isolated, rural areas to visit the pub, according to a motion passed by a local government in Ireland.

Kerry County Council, which governs an area with a population of more than 120,000, is to formally ask the Irish government to allow some drivers to have the equivalent of up to three pints of beer.

The motion -- passed by five votes to three with seven abstentions –-- said this would “greatly benefit people living alone looking at four walls and restore some bit of social activity in local pubs and may also help prevent depression and suicide.”

The idea has been condemned by leading politicians, including Ireland's Transport Minister Leo Varadkar, so it appears unlikely to be adopted. Kerry does not have the power to change the law itself, the country's justice department stressed.

However, Danny Healy-Rae, the councilor behind the motion, was sticking to his guns Thursday.

Healy-Rae, who runs a pub in the village of Kilgarvan, said because people couldn’t drink alcohol in pubs then drive home, they were instead buying it in supermarkets and drinking at home. This could lead to a downward spiral that ended with some taking their own lives, he argued.

“I know of instances where the local garda [police] have to call out to these people to see if they are all right, to see if they are still there,” he said.

More... (http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/24/16678640-ireland-in-uproar-over-call-for-drink-driving-permits-to-combat-depression?lite)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on January 28, 2013, 02:34:45 pm
**** and Drunk Driving Permits. It must be an election year. Sheesh!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 15, 2013, 04:15:12 pm
Sleight of Hand: Stanford Student Solves Rubik’s Cube While Juggling!

You might want to turn off the sound so you don't have to listen to the airhead chick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAIPL5O9Uwk
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on March 15, 2013, 05:01:56 pm
What the f*ck! I hate that guy! I'm still working on the same Rubik's Cube.....25 years later and still only have one side complete! Ack!! Hate him I say!!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 17, 2013, 10:59:18 am
Making It Illegal To Fail Science Students Who Argue Humans Co-Existed With Dinosaurs

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As American science students struggle to compete with the global competition, Oklahoma is moving forward with a law that could ban Biology teachers from failing students who argue that humans co-existed with dinosaurs. The state legislator’s committee in charge of education standards has approved a law that would forbid teachers from penalizing students who argue against widely accepted scientific theories, such as evolution and climate change.

“I proposed this bill because there are teachers and students who may be afraid of going against what they see in their textbooks,” said Republican State Representative Gus Blackwell who sponsored the Scientific Education and Academic Freedom Act, which can now go the state legislature for a vote.

Students are not exempt from being tested on textbook material, “but no student in any public school or institution shall be penalized in any way because the student may subscribe to a particular position on scientific theories,” reads the bill [PDF].

Not everyone is ecstatic about the bill, however. “An extremely high percentage of scientists will tell you that evolution doesn’t have scientific weaknesses,” said education director of the National Center for Science Education, Eric Meikle, to Mother Jones. “If every teacher, parent, and school board can decide what to teach on their own, you’re going to have chaos. You can’t deluge kids with every theory that’s ever been considered since the beginning of time.”

Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on March 17, 2013, 11:05:46 am
Very, very interesting and one that I never expected to see.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 07, 2013, 11:16:07 pm
Car flips over open Man Hole

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gizv8KD-qqA

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 08, 2013, 03:06:37 am
Wow, I wonder how many times that happens?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 16, 2013, 01:15:06 pm
Snorting Condoms: Gross or Sexy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQjFHaDG7Qw

Really? This passes for using your time wisely?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 16, 2013, 02:38:18 pm
What part of that would even entertain sexy.

I just mark it up to stupidity.

Guys stay away.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 20, 2013, 08:28:22 pm
The Ancient Art of...Eyeball Shaving?! (Disturbing Pictures)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4of8Q3vl3S8

What the fuuuuuuuuuuck! This is insanely stupid.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on May 22, 2013, 09:44:31 am
Going to the store with Meshuggah [NSFW]

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There are things on the internet that defy the possibility of explanation. Things that make one raise an eyebrow and simply say, “Okay. You win.” Today brought me one of those moments. Below is a video of a human-esque “person” on their way to some undisclosed location whilst dancing to Meshuggah‘s “Straws Pulled At Random”. I can’t really explain anything else as it’s just one of the most bizarre and hilarious videos I’ve seen in a while. Check it out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sje7VlYPnI8
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 22, 2013, 10:05:22 am
I found that to be hilarious. Weird....but hilarious.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on May 31, 2013, 09:18:20 am
OHMYGAWD on so many levels...

Prancercise (http://www.today.com/health/its-time-prancercise-horse-inspired-fitness-workout-goes-viral-6C10145091)

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If you haven't already seen the Internet's current favorite exercise phenomenon, do yourself a favor and watch "Prancercise: A Fitness Workout." It is worth every minute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew

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Joanna Rohrback's YouTube video, uploaded on Christmas Day last year, become a sensation this week, topping 2 million views today as bewildered viewers passed the video on to each other. Was the skinny lady in the salmon cardigan and uncomfortably tight white pants for real?

Apparently, yes. Rohrback Prancercised her way across the Plaza today, guiding TODAY anchors Natalie Morales and Al Roker through the moves, saying that she is totally "flabbergasted" and "thrilled" by her new status as an Internet celebrity.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 31, 2013, 09:21:49 am
This is dumb. Why is it that anyone can make sh*t up and then give it a name to "legitimize" it? Now she is a celebrity? Ugh. I want off this planet.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 01, 2013, 10:36:25 am
Was a Baby 'Accidentally' Lodged Under a Toilet in China?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h29Vm5VpYfQ

I wasn't entirely convinced this was real and that the shot of the baby being pried from the drain pipe was CGI. Well, it appears to be real. At least the story has a happy ending. Still bone-chilling to even think about what that baby went through. Yikes.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 05, 2013, 09:13:26 am
Look, I'm sorry for your tragic loss, but you parents are truly *&^%% UP

Parents sue Pittsburgh zoo in boy's mauling death

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PITTSBURGH — The parents of a 2-year-old boy who fell into a wild African dogs exhibit and was mauled to death last fall have sued the Pittsburgh zoo.

The lawsuit filed Thursday claims that officials had ample warning that parents routinely lifted children onto a rail overlooking the exhibit for a better view.

Jason and Elizabeth Derkosh seek unspecified damages in the Nov. 4 death of their son, Maddox. He fell from the wooden railing after his mother lifted him up to get a better look at the painted dogs.

According to the lawsuit, other zoos have more and better safeguards in place to keep children safe while viewing the dogs.

A zoo spokeswoman did not immediately comment.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 13, 2013, 07:12:29 am
Are Guys Really Ironing Their Balls Because Of George Clooney?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZIBp0_VFYE

I'm still waiting on the day when Ana talks about my balls.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 13, 2013, 10:13:59 am
Please mark this as one of the strangest video's evah

Check please
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 14, 2013, 09:37:35 am
Yet another reason to be embarrassed as being human as this numbskull is.

'Happy Birthday' song belongs to us all, lawsuit says

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NEW YORK -- "Happy Birthday to You," the ditty sung around the world in tribute to everyone from toddlers to centenarians, belongs to the public, according to a lawsuit filed on Thursday.

The proposed class action asks a federal court to declare the song to be in the public domain and that Warner/Chappel Music, the music publishing arm of Warner Music Group, return "millions of dollars of unlawful licensing fees" it has collected for reproductions and public performances of the song.

"More than 120 years after the melody to which the simple lyrics of 'Happy Birthday to You' is set was first published, defendant Warner/Chappell boldly, but wrongfully and unlawfully, insists that it owns the copyright to 'Happy Birthday to You,'" the lawsuit said.

A representative of Warner/Chappell was not immediately available to comment on the lawsuit.

The plaintiff is Good Morning To You Productions, a New York company that says it is making a documentary about the song. Facing a penalty of $150,000 if it used "Happy Birthday" without permission, the company said it paid a $1,500 licensing fee in March.

Warner/Chappell has collected at least $2 million annually in licensing fees for the song, according to the lawsuit.

The song was first published in 1893 as "Good Morning to All," and was written by sisters Patty and Mildred Hill, according to the lawsuit. The public began singing the words to "Happy Birthday to You" soon after.

Warner/Chappell's copyright claim stems from its acquisition in 1998 of Birch Tree Ltd, a company that traces its roots to Clayton Summy, according to the lawsuit. Summy bought the rights to "Good Morning to All" from the Hill sisters in 1893.

Robert Brauneis, a professor at George Washington University Law School, said he searched nationwide for evidence of a copyright for a combination of the melody for "Good Morning to All" with the lyrics for "Happy Birthday to You" for an article published in 2009 but did not find any.

Investors led by Edgar Bronfman Jr. bought Warner Music Group from Time Warner in 2004 and sold it to its current owner, privately held Access Industries, in 2011.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 14, 2013, 09:45:04 am
Haha, perfect timing Mac. In the most recent episode of That Metal Show, the question was posed to the two guest, 'Which Song would you have liked to have written' and Josh Rand (http://pennycan.createaforum.com/music/that-metal-show-(season-12)/msg19825/#msg19825) emphatically says he wished he had written 'Happy Birthday To You' for the very reason you mentioned. Untold Billions of dollars!!! Ka-Ching!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 14, 2013, 09:59:23 am
Well, I was taken back the song is bringing in 2 million dollars a year.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Neumatic on June 18, 2013, 08:42:21 pm
I, of course, CAN'T hear "birthday song" without bringing this up... which I actually do try to listen to on my birthday.  When I feel like celebrating it.  So usually a month early or late.

http://www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/xir8t6
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 18, 2013, 08:46:14 pm
Jack Black rules all!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 21, 2013, 09:42:31 am
I about fell out of my chair when I read this. How could this be?
So a third of American's have a disease?


AMA is considering calling Obesity a disease

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The American Medical Association’s announcement this week that it regards obesity as a disease is terrible news for food companies, public health advocates, and, most of all, the very people it intends to help, obese Americans. It could ignite new wars between the food industry and its antagonists; provide destructive new tools to **** food activists; derail the progress that the food and restaurant industries already have made in introducing healthier and lower-calorie options; and give consumers one more reason not to care about what they consume.

It’s still too early to tell how the disease badge might ultimately affect medical research, treatments, insurance payouts, and public policy, since the AMA has no legal power. But like a promising new medicine, the decision is likely to have unintended side effects.

For one, calling obesity a disease gives health activists and policymakers a new blunt instrument to use against the food industry. Food and beverage companies are already bedeviled by accusations in a 2013 bestselling book by New York Times reporter Michael Moss (Salt, Sugar, Fat: How the Food Giants Hooked Us) that they purposely concoct addicting products. The accusations have helped revive calls for such measures as Twinkie taxes, soda cup size bans, and restrictions on full-fat pizza.

More.. (http://).

Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 24, 2013, 09:27:12 am
Zero sympathy....
Just sadness at the stupidity

The 'comments' put it into perspective

One American among 9 foreign tourists, 2 others shot to death at camp in northern Pakistan

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PESHAWAR, Pakistan -- Armed men entered a camp in northern Pakistan and killed nine foreign tourists, including one American citizen, as well as a tour guide and a guard, police and government officials said Sunday.

More... (http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/23/19095714-one-american-among-9-foreign-tourists-2-others-shot-to-death-at-camp-in-northern-pakistan?lite)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 25, 2013, 08:31:22 pm
'Senseless' is the only word that comes to mind.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 28, 2013, 09:38:44 am
WTF is wrong with people...

Fake illegal border crossing is real Mexican theme park attraction

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A Mexican amusement park lets visitors play the role of immigrants trying to cross Mexican-U.S. border illegally. KGNS's Lauren Kendrick reports not everyone thinks the attraction sounds like fun.

When it comes to scaring visitors, amusement parks traditionally vie to outdo each other with extreme roller-coasters and ever-spookier haunted houses.

But an amusement park in the central Mexican state of Hidalgo has been successfully frightening park visitors – at about $20 a pop – with a three to four hour “Night Walk” that simulates an illegal border crossing from Mexico into the United States.

During the experience, visitors at Parque EcoAlberto, located about 800 miles from the actual Mexico-U.S. border, are led by fake smugglers on a seven mile hike that includes climbing over fences and trying to steer clear of barking dogs, flashlight beams and other obstructions in an effort to elude fake border patrol officers.

More... (http://www.nbcnews.com/travel/fake-illegal-border-crossing-real-mexican-theme-park-attraction-6C10476514)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 28, 2013, 09:56:05 am
Well now I've heard EVERYTHING!!!!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 28, 2013, 09:59:01 am
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Well now I've heard EVERYTHING!!!!!

Everything up to today. Tomorrow will bring more unique bizarre news  :o
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 28, 2013, 10:17:08 am
Tomorrow will bring more unique bizarre news  :o

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Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 28, 2013, 10:34:29 am
Did you add something, beyond the quote?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 28, 2013, 11:12:11 am
Yeah, a smiley with falling bricks. Is nothing showing up? I'm still having Photobucket issues.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 28, 2013, 01:18:27 pm
Gots nuttin

Yea, the smiley's don't work. Nor do the stars.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 28, 2013, 01:39:22 pm
So nothing shows up then? As in blank? No Photobucket 'Warning' Image of any kind?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 28, 2013, 06:55:29 pm
Correct, for the smileys. I'm getting a photobucket image above my avatar. The PennyCan logo I take it?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 28, 2013, 07:05:07 pm
Yeah, that's where the Penny Can Logo goes. This is beyond frustrating. I shouldn't have to 'wait' for it to reset. I think if I dump a lot of unused images in my Photobucket account, that it should automatically reset.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 29, 2013, 05:51:53 am
Now viewing Penny Can on my desktop at home, nothing but Photobucket stuff.  :-\

Note: The smiley is working though.  :)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 29, 2013, 06:00:52 am
I'm currently moving the Penny Can Icon stuff over to another hosting site. Been at it all morning. Not sure how it's gonna go as the codes will be different, which opens itself to host of other problems. Stay tune......
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 29, 2013, 04:21:56 pm
Terrifying Border Crossing For Fun & Amusement

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxiM2omSYz8

Mac gets all the credit for bringing attention to this one.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 16, 2013, 05:34:51 am
I do not understand the folks in the United States who find violence more acceptable than beauty. Skin folks.

This is ridiculous. That woman is beautiful and at a freakin' pool, you wear a swimming suit. She SHOULD be encouraged.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYHTKn7IbLQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBnLUvJ8pfk
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 16, 2013, 05:52:59 am
Saw this last week and meant to post it here. Totally agree that its dumb they decided to single her out.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 21, 2013, 11:24:53 am
Jaw dropping unbelievable

(http://stream.aljazeera.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/story_big_thumbnail/marte.jpg)

Norwegian woman jailed in Dubai after reporting ****
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On Wednesday, a Norwegian expat was sentenced to 16 months in jail by a court in the United Arab Emirates after she reported being raped. Twenty-five-year-old Marte Deborah Dalelv was charged for having extramarital sex, drinking alcohol without a license and perjury.
 
Dalelv was allegedly raped in March and says police confiscated her passport and imprisoned her for four days after she reported the incident. She has since sought refuge in a Norwegian church in Dubai.
 
Speaking to the Associated Press, Dalev said that her alleged rapist, a work colleague, received a lesser sentence of 13 months for extramarital sex and alcohol consumption.
 
Online, Norwegians and supporters around the world expressed outrage and came to her defence.
 
Many flooded a Dubai tourism Facebook page with angry messages calling for Marte to be freed.

Shortly after, the Dubai Facebook group posted a message calling for Marte to be freed. Other groups such as Release Marte and Release Marte Deborah Dalelv were created to put pressure on the UAE and Norwegian governments to free her.

Trude says: "I did not think this was possible in the world in 2013! Complete violation of all human rights! Hope the issue gets spread around to all parts of the world and the foreign ministry gets Marte home."
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 21, 2013, 12:11:35 pm
And people wonder why the majority of the public out there are anti-authority. It's sh*t like this that makes me wonder how certain people got into office, let alone the ability to become judge, jury and executioner. Bogus! F*ck whoever handed this "verdict" down.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 22, 2013, 09:11:28 am
'I have my life back': Alleged **** victim's 16-month jail term axed

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By Brian Murphy, Associated Press

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates -- A Norwegian woman at the center of a Dubai **** claim dispute said Sunday that officials have dropped her 16-month sentence for having sex outside marriage and she is free to leave the country.

"I am very, very happy," Marte Deborah Dalelv told The Associated Press. "I am overjoyed."

The sentence against the 24-year-old Dalelv last week stirred widespread outrage in the West and highlighted the frequent clash between Dubai's Western-friendly image and its Islamic-based legal codes.

Dalelv claimed she was raped in March by a co-worker, but was charged with having sex outside marriage after going to the police. Her decision to go public about the sentence last week in a series of interviews appeared to put pressure on authorities in Dubai and tarnish the city's reputation as a cosmopolitan hub, including possible fallout on its high-profile bid for the 2020 World Expo.

"I have my passport back. I am pardoned," said Dalelv, who worked for an interior design firm in Qatar and was in Dubai for a business meeting when the alleged **** took place.

More... (http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/22/19614040-i-have-my-life-back-alleged-****-victims-16-month-jail-term-axed?lite)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 29, 2013, 09:37:50 am
I am NOT going to put this under techie or inventions or anything but WTF.

Seriously... a jar to get all the peanut butter out (http://video.today.msnbc.msn.com/today/52610349). WTF

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf1eEN7JHRQ
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on August 08, 2013, 09:57:45 am
I only say WTF, because I'm not the person selling that ground. Hey, the rich can do whatever they want, even stupid **** like this. But I would love to be the one selling the land.

What does $465,000 buy you in London? A parking space (but just for 91 years)

(http://media2.s-nbcnews.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/2013/August/130807/130808-parking-space-02.photoblog600.jpg)

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LONDON -- A parking spot has been put on the market in Britain's capital for an eye-watering $465,000.   

Measuring just 11 feet by 12 feet, the space is located in the exclusive Hyde Park Gardens neighborhood near Buckingham Palace, where houses often cost millions of dollars and parking is also at a premium.

Despite costing almost twice as much as the average U.K. home, real estate agents Kay and Co said several people have already expressed interest in the six-figure spot, which is being sold with a 91-year lease.

"We anticipate that the space will attract interest from local residents eager to secure parking close by," associate director Mathew Abernethy said. He added that the company had sold two spaces in the same row for more than $387,000 in the past 18 months.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on August 12, 2013, 09:36:10 am
Not the brightest of decisions for a baby name, but damn if 'anyone' tells me what I can and can't do with regards to someone else's faith. This judge needs go.

Baby can't be named 'Messiah,' judge rules

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A Tennessee judge has ordered a baby boy’s name to be changed from “Messiah” after deciding it is a title that has “only been earned by one person and that one person is Jesus Christ.”

NBC station WBIR reported that the parents of the 7-month-old went to a child support hearing in Cocke County Chancery Court because they could not agree on his surname.

However, Child Support Magistrate Lu Ann Ballew decided Thursday that the baby, Messiah DeShawn Martin, should be renamed “Martin DeShawn McCullough.”

“The word Messiah is a title and it's a title that has only been earned by one person and that one person is Jesus Christ,” Ballew said, according to WBIR-TV.

She said she made the decision in the best interests of the child.

Seven-month-old Martin DeShawn McCullough is held by his mom Jaleesa Martin after a judge ruled he could not be called "Messiah."

“It could put him at odds with a lot of people and at this point he has had no choice in what his name is,” Ballew said.

On Sunday, Jaleesa Martin, the baby’s mother, told the station that she planned to appeal the decision.

“I never intended on naming my son Messiah because it means God and I didn't think a judge could make me change my baby's name because of her religious beliefs,” she said.

Martin said she liked how the name sounded alongside her two other children, Micah and Mason.

“Everybody believes what they want so I think I should be able to name my child what I want to name him, not someone else,” she said.

The appeal will go before the Cocke County chancellor on Sept. 17.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on August 13, 2013, 09:43:57 am
Good for the Power of People...

I tell ya, it's people/judges like this that make Christians appear evil. I get so ticked at this kind of thinking and then saying it out loud. Holy crap, what are you thinking? 1 step forward, 10 steps back. Good lord.

Mom of baby Messiah: 'I refuse' judge's name change

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A Tennessee woman is vowing to keep calling her infant “Messiah” in a case that has legal experts puzzled and many parents wondering how far the government can go in deciding what they can call their babies.

“I refuse to call my child Martin. His name is Messiah,” Jaleesa Martin said. “If I have to do what I have to do for my child and my rights, then I will.”

NBC station WBIR reported that Martin and the father of the 7-month-old went to a child support hearing in Cocke County Chancery Court because they could not agree on his surname. But Child Support Magistrate Lu Ann Ballew decided Thursday that the baby, Messiah DeShawn Martin, should be renamed “Martin DeShawn McCullough.”

“The word Messiah is a title and it's a title that has only been earned by one person and that one person is Jesus Christ,” Ballew said, according to WBIR-TV.

She said she made the decision in the best interests of the child, but observers predicted it’s not likely her order will hold.

“I think this judge is going to have to revise her decision,” said Randall Kessler, a family law expert. “It’ll probably go before her to give her a chance to correct her own mistake.”

An appeal has been scheduled for next month.

Martin said her two older children are named Micah and Mason and she was simply continuing the pattern of naming her kids with a name that starts with an M.

“I wanted to keep my ‘M’s’ going,” she said.

While it might not be the first choice for most moms and dads, “Messiah” is not even that rare of a baby name and it’s been gaining momentum in recent years. The moniker ranked at No. 387 on the Social Security Administration’s list of the most popular baby names in 2012, up from No. 904 in 2005. (Jacob topped the list of most popular boys’ names last year.)

Of course, when it comes to baby names, there seems to be no limit to parents’ creativity and taste. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have named their baby daughter North West, Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter goes by Apple and guitarist Frank Zappa famously named his daughter Moon Unit.

Some unusual names at the bottom of the Social Security Administration’s list last year included Ikea, Vegas and Vader.

Online database Nameberry.com recently reported that Katniss and Django are getting lots of attention from new parents looking for baby names.

So can the courts dictate what you call your child?

While the U.S. does not legislate baby name choices, some countries do maintain lists of banned names. In New Zealand, for example, you can’t name a child King, Queen, Saint or Duke or a number of other monikers.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on August 21, 2013, 10:03:34 am
Watch the whole thing... it really becomes quite comedic. More gore than most horror movies, but funny

INSANE German Forklift Driver Safety Video Could Be A Horror Film!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 05, 2013, 06:26:53 am
Man survives gas station crash by inches

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cf1_-vaEKA

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on September 05, 2013, 07:11:11 am
Forget the crash

Who is that reporter?... I am in looooooooove
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 05, 2013, 07:47:10 am
Forget the crash

Who is that reporter?... I am in looooooooove

Word.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 19, 2013, 07:34:37 pm
Parents Plan Sexual Abuse-- Most Vile Story Ever? [DISTURBING]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnvLwsuCR4M

I'm just speechless and incredibly p*ssed off right now. If either one was in my sights right now, I would just smash their faces.

 >:(
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on September 20, 2013, 10:09:14 am
This is just more interesting than WTF

This girl ages into an old woman before your eyes without you noticing

http://vimeo.com/74033442
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 27, 2013, 11:00:06 am
Exhausted Pilots Own Up To Sleeping In The Cockpit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsHK4HJu4Rw

What the f*ck! I get and expect one pilot to be asleep at the controls....but both of them?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on September 27, 2013, 12:04:08 pm
I don't get either one sleeping. Sorry, but dayum, you have a job to do. Do it... awake.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 01, 2013, 12:11:16 pm
Bikers Attack Driver After Accident: Caught on Tape

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq6ZanBSZRs


Really not sure how to come at this. Who's to blame? What was the proper reaction? I do think both parties are at fault. Since we are only getting a fraction of what happened (before and after), my take is that the bikers took over the road and this p*ssed off the SUV driver. He doesn't like it and probably starts honking his horn and possibly flipping them off. The bikers "retaliate" by surrounding the SUV and slowing down for the purpose of slowing the SUV down. The biker slows down too fast and gets rear ended.

So what happens next? The SUV wasn't moving and was most likely fearing for his and his family's life seeing all those bikers. I'm guessing as soon as he sees another biker wielding a knife, he floors the gas pedal (which is something I absolutely would have done as well). The rest of the video is self explanatory. But yeah, both parties are definitely to blame here.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on October 01, 2013, 12:30:01 pm
In our local scene rag (http://www.riverfronttimes.com/2013-09-19/news/streetfighterz-ride-of-the-century-st-louis/), there was a huge article on these guys.

Personally, I find them a nuisance and hope to hell to never come across them. Their tactics are immature and serve no purpose. You go on the busy public streets, expect consequences. Many people are frightened. Most irritated. Some pissed.

Go do your stunts away from people.

I hate even showing these to give them any kind of credence. But it demonstrates the retards actions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWd5_02Km_M
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 01, 2013, 12:31:34 pm
I see these idiots constantly doing sh*t like this around town. Why should we be subjected to this? They are putting other people at risk.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 02, 2013, 07:47:26 am
Biker Hit in Road Rage Incident Paralyzed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJLHVFAjDx0

Update.....
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on October 02, 2013, 10:02:23 am
With that **** back, they are now going to try to sue the driver.

Good luck with that.

All indications are not one soul is feeling any sympathy for that asshat. Especially the lawyers (surprise) are saying this has a chance.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on October 09, 2013, 09:23:51 am
Huh, this might be why it took over a half an hour for cops to respond and even then, it was too late.

Lines blur between cops and bikers across the country

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The undercover NYPD detective now charged with taking part in a bike gang’s assault on an SUV is not the only police officer who may have crossed the line between cop and biker. Across the country, say experts, that line has grown blurry as the number of active police officers joining and forming motorcycle clubs has soared.

“Within the last 10 or 12 years, there has just been an explosion of these clubs of law enforcement, firefighters and military,” said Terry Katz, a retired lieutenant in the Maryland State Police who is vice president of the International Outlaw Motorcycle Gang Investigators’ Association.

Most simply ride with friends in their free time, but some have been involved in violent incidents while in “biker” mode. An Arizona officer goes to court Thursday for allegedly assaulting a bar patron who made comments about his bike gang's “colors.”

More... (http://investigations.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/10/09/20884715-lines-blur-between-cops-and-bikers-across-the-country?lite)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 09, 2013, 09:26:13 am
Not surprising at all that they wouldn't get involved. What is surprising is that they haven't made a movie called Above The Law and tried to get Steven Seagal to star in it. One can only hope.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 14, 2013, 01:11:55 pm
Woman's Face Shattered By Cop In Cell Following DUI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnjYrXd9ycA

Holy sh*t! She could have easily broken her neck. Beyond the whole DUI angle, this is even more reason to not trust cops. I don't.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on October 14, 2013, 02:53:42 pm
So so wrong
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on November 05, 2013, 09:26:41 am
This could go in any number of places... Politics, Lawyers, but at the core, it's WTF.

Hate, hate, hate lawyers.  What happened to common sense. W-Wh-Why is this guy even in the circle of chaos?



Kansas judge hears arguments in case of sperm donor sued for child support



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By Jim Doblin and Matthew DeLuca, NBC News

A Kansas district court heard arguments Friday in the case of a man who is being sued for thousands of dollars in child support by the state after donating his sperm to a same-sex couple he found through a Craigslist ad.

William Marotta, a mechanic, and his wife Kimberly are fighting the state’s contention that the man should be required to pay child support, arguing that a Kansas law requiring a licensed doctor to perform artificial insemination is antiquated.

Marotta says he drew up a contract with the two female partners without a physician’s supervision. The agreement with the mother of the child and her partner said that Marotta would not assume parental obligations, the man said. The child is now almost four years old.

Shawnee County District Court Judge Mary Koziacki Mattivi heard a little over an hour of arguments from the state and Marotta’s attorney in Topeka on Friday.

Both sides have asked the judge for a ruling without a full trial, and Mattivi is expected to hand down a ruling for “summary judgment” on the case within sixty days.

The case began last fall, when Kansas sued Marotta, who does not dispute that he is the child’s biological father. He says that a move by the child’s attorney to obtain DNA evidence is a waste of time.

That makes no difference, argued Timothy Keck, an attorney for the Kansas Department of Children and Families. The lawyer said that the couple, Angela Bauer and Jennifer Schreiner, used a catheter and syringe to impregnate Schreiner at home in 2009 without a physician present.

“This is not a case about a sperm donor contract, it’s about child support,” Keck said on Friday. “[Marotta] cannot get out of his support obligations because he didn’t follow state law. The contract they drew up means nothing.”

Bauer and Schreiner have separated since the artificial insemination, and have struggled financially because of an injury that left Schreiner unable to work. Marotta has said that he has seen the girl twice in her lifetime – once soon after her birth, and another time by coincidence at the Kansas State Fair. But he has never identified himself as her father, he said.

“Mr. Marotta has never been involved in the child’s life,” the sperm donor’s attorney Benoit Swinnen said.

The attorney said on Friday that the contract his client says he drew up with the couple was central to the case, and said the state was persecuting Marotta to send a message about traditional family values. Swinnen cited paternity cases in other states, and pointed to a recent Kansas Supreme Court ruling regarding the rights of same-sex parents.

“Seeking only a male as a father is discriminating on the basis of gender,” Swinnen said.

While the judge's ruling is expected before the end of the year, Marotta said after court on Friday that he expects the case to last at least 2 years, as Mattivi’s decision is likely to be appealed.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on November 05, 2013, 10:15:16 am
I'm just speechless that anyone could pursue a donor and what is basically a shakedown after the fact. On the flip-side, you have Jason Patrick (http://pennycan.createaforum.com/dvd's-blu-rays/the-lost-boys-(1987)/msg23243/#msg23243) fighting for a child that went through the donor avenue as he now wants custody. So, one case in a way can affect the outcome of the other because you can't single out one biological donor for money and then deny the other donor any kind of relationship with the kid. If the father has to pay up, then he has EVERY RIGHT to be in the child's life. Agree or disagree?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on November 16, 2013, 08:27:06 am
Man Nails His Own Balls To Ground

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWTwcyVwiOc

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on November 16, 2013, 11:39:21 am
W-Wh-Why?

I know why, but....

WHY?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on November 20, 2013, 09:20:16 am
Semen Cookies Top List Of School Teacher's Disturbing Crimes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsUZ6xf2zSw

Would anyone be convicted in a court of law if they should kill this f*cker? He will NOT last long in prison. This guy is getting shanked within the first week.

Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on November 20, 2013, 09:22:00 am
Cee-Lo Green Alleged Drugging Charges: Faces 4 Years on Charges He Slipped MDMA Into Date's Drink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liEbvfub-M0

What the f*ck dude! No longer a fan if this turns out to be true.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on December 09, 2013, 01:21:42 pm
I couldn't find the thread on f u c k

this will do... the best m o t h e r f u c k i n g Website ever... 'cept for Penny Can

Cause the coding will not take the post, or should say, censor the post, even for a linked code, you have to type it in yourself.

m o t h e r f u c k i n g w e b s i t e . c o m
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on December 09, 2013, 02:45:32 pm
Ahem (http://pennycan.createaforum.com/music/f*ck/msg443/#msg443)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on December 09, 2013, 07:38:40 pm
Yea, that thread
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on January 10, 2014, 07:23:08 am
World Record - 120 lb woman eats 72 oz (big as her head) in 3 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuqPL6X-aCc

Gawd, I hate eating contests. But this is so over the top, it's like a train wreck.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on January 15, 2014, 10:47:46 pm
Little league game ends in major league lawsuit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eMmFVDj958


This is bullsh*t! Not many things on this planet that can get my blood boiling in less than 10 seconds, but this one did. I don't know who I'm more upset with: the Coach or the piece of sh*t Lawyer. Listening to both talk, I had this overwhelming need to smash both their faces with the 'evil' helmet. F*ck 'em both.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on January 16, 2014, 06:59:04 am
Wow
Just another tick on my list, why lawyers are scum.

Then throw in a man (the coach) in his declining years hoping to cash in. Just amplifying  his apparent assholiness character.

Yet, another reason why I believe, when a person brings a case to court, they pay if they lose. I think it would bring frivolous lawsuits way down.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on January 29, 2014, 09:27:29 am
More scum/lawyer crap

Simply mind boggling...

Supreme Court orders stay of execution for Missouri death row inmate

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ST. LOUIS - The U.S. Supreme Court granted a temporary stay of execution for Missouri death row inmate Herbert Smulls late Tuesday.

Justice Samuel Alito signed the order that was sent out after President Barack Obama's State of the Union speech, about two-and-a-half hours before Smulls was scheduled to die at 12:01 a.m. Wednesday.

Smulls' lawyer, Cheryl Pilate, had made last-minute pleas Tuesday to spare his life, focusing on the state's refusal to disclose from which compounding pharmacy they obtain the lethal-injection drug, pentobarbital. Missouri has argued the compounding pharmacy is part of the execution team — and therefore its name cannot be released to the public.

The prospect of being put to death with a drug whose origin remains sealed "terrifies" Smulls, his attorney said.

more... (http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2014/01/29/22492825-supreme-court-orders-stay-of-execution-for-missouri-death-row-inmate#comments)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 03, 2014, 03:11:40 pm
Theoretically this should go in the movies section, but this is truly a jaw dropping WTF trailer from Japan.

The 2 minute trailer will curve your spine. Imagine a whole full length feature.

Zomboobies - The Movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DLSbLcgg7s

Side note: I'm not surprised at all. The Asian culture has been doing this for years. Making some of the most bizarre flicks I've ever seen... and I'm sure I've only seen the mainstream stuff that hits the masses.

I dare you to watch the whole thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DLSbLcgg7s
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 13, 2014, 09:41:38 am
I think this belongs here.

I've known about Photoshopping models, but this really highlights the abuse and disregard for what is beauty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD5XwzOT6DU
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on March 13, 2014, 10:21:49 am
Both ABC News and HLN have had a running segment when they show the latest Model being Photoshopped. Even though it's no secret among the public, I would think each model being dissected would be horrified and embarrassed because it's basically saying they aren't "hot" enough as is and STILL need work done.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 13, 2014, 12:44:14 pm
Imagine how that's phucking with their heads.

I think it's horrible myself, but then again, my vote of a middle aged white man doesn't matter.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 21, 2014, 08:59:29 am
Hawaii Law Lets Police Have Sex With Ho okers

(hee, hee, see what I did there)

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HONOLULU — Honolulu police officers have urged lawmakers to keep an exemption in state law that allows undercover officers to have sex with prostitutes during investigations, touching off a heated debate.

Authorities say they need the legal protection to catch lawbreakers in the act. Critics, including human trafficking experts and other police, say it's unnecessary and can further victimize sex workers, many of whom have been forced into the trade.

Police haven't said how often — or even if — they use the provision. But when they asked legislators to preserve it, they made assurances that internal policies and procedures are in place to prevent officers from taking advantage of it.

But expert Derek Marsh says the exemption is "antiquated at best" and that police can easily do their jobs without it.

"It doesn't help your case, and at worst you further traumatize someone. And do you think he or she is going to trust a cop again?" asked Marsh, who trains California police in best practices on human trafficking cases and twice has testified to Congress about the issue.

A Hawaii bill cracking down on prostitution was originally written to do away with the sex exemption for officers on duty, but it was amended to restore that protection after police testimony. The revised proposal has passed the state House and will go before a Senate committee Friday.

It's not immediately clear whether there are similar provisions in place elsewhere either at the state law or department policy level. But advocates were shocked that Hawaii provides an exemption to prostitution laws for police, suggesting it's an invitation for misconduct.

Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on March 22, 2014, 02:57:42 am
What? No "I'm signing up for the police force in Hawaii and getting a free vacation out of it".  ;D
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 22, 2014, 04:37:32 am
Duh!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on March 25, 2014, 09:45:10 pm
Police Shoot Homeless Man Camping In Albuquerque (GRAPHIC VIDEO - NSFW)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tpAZObNZfI&index=53&list=PLp2e7UfInEgmB-5r4rtQOEsq-H-mNmQhk


It's no secret that I pretty much hate most (not all) Cops because they continue to do bullsh*t things as seen in this clip. This is unf*ckingbelivable! Seriously, where the f*ck was the threat from what looks to be 30-40 feet away? Just look at the Cop at the far right of the screen. He is ITCHING to pull the trigger. He was going to shoot no matter what. What comes next just blows my mind in what is easily the new standard of excessive force. I've said it before and I'll say it again, in the words of NWA.....F*CK THE POLICE!!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 26, 2014, 05:45:11 am
WTF

C'mon, something HAS to be going on here, besides just being homeless.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on March 29, 2014, 08:18:47 am
Don't Watch This If You've Ever Had Milk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAgf4MyOb9w

What the f*ck! Seriously.....

WHAT

The

F*CK!!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 31, 2014, 09:34:53 am
Unphuckingbelievable....

DuPont Heir, Robert H. Richards IV, Avoids Prison For Raping 3-Year-Old Daughter

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An heir to the one of the world's largest chemical companies avoided jail time for raping his 3-year-old daughter after the judge decided he "will not fare well" in prison, the News-Journal reported.

In her ruling, Judge Jan Jurden said she considered the circumstances of the case and decided Robert H. Richards IV would benefit from treatment instead of prison -- a sentence typically given to drug addicts.

In 2009, Richards' **** case became public after his ex-wife filed a lawsuit seeking damages for abusing his daughter. In the suit, she claims Richards admitted to sexually abusing his infant son between 2005 and 2007 -- the same time period where he raped his daughter.

In 2010, police investigated the claims but said they did not have enough evidence to justify charges. According to the News-Journal, authorities will take a second look at the allegations.

"It's an extremely rare circumstance that prison serves the inmate well," said Delaware Public Defender Brendan J. O'Neill, who is not involved in the case. "Prison is to punish, to segregate the offender from society, and the notion that prison serves people well hasn't proven to be true in most circumstances."

O'Neill added he's seen lawyers argue their clients are too ill or frail for prison, but has never seen a judge cite the reason that as a reason to not send someone to prison.

He said the case may cause the public to become skeptical about "how a person with great wealth may be treated by the system."

Jurden, who has been a judge since 2001, has not commented on the ruling.

Richards is currently unemployed and supported by a trust fund. In 2005, he purchased a $1.8 million mansion in Greenville and also owns a home in Rehoboth Beach. His great-grandfather is billionaire Irenee du Pont and his father is Robert H. Richards III, a retired partner in the Richards Layton & Finger law firm.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on March 31, 2014, 09:47:51 am
How much you want to bet that the Judge is in his pocket? Of course he was paid off. No two ways about it.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 02, 2014, 07:11:12 am
Riot Cop Attacks Innocent Woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krU0EtONV0w&index=22&list=PLp2e7UfInEgmB-5r4rtQOEsq-H-mNmQhk

I'm speechless. I really don't even know what to say here. Oh, I have something to say....

F*CK THE POLICE!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 02, 2014, 10:14:50 am
um, what's up with the way they display the video. A 1/3 middle clear and out of focus the other 2/3?

And what's up with Ana and her zealousness with makeup. Good lord... tone it down
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 02, 2014, 10:22:10 am
Some of the Cell Camera take video in vertical format. So when you see any news doing the blurred edges, it's basically takes the video and lays them side by side and then blurring to far left and far right videos. This is so that there is no black or empty spaces on either side.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 02, 2014, 10:34:25 am
That's not it...

Watching the Redneck Rage news story, they do the same thing. I've seen the video on youtube and it's got the wide format. This show is deliberately blurring the outside.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 02, 2014, 10:38:50 am
Well it does apply to the vertical format as I've seen it done countless times for that very reason. As for why they would do it with a full format video......I have no clue.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 02, 2014, 12:10:32 pm
It just frustrated me. Watching the Riot Cop video... all I saw was the women tumbling over. Couldn't make out in the blur the cop doing his thing.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 12, 2014, 08:26:08 am
Real life dolls Sindi Jackson, Karina Barbie, Anastasiya Shpagina, Valeriya Lukyanova

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA9PirUzf00&list=PLp2e7UfInEgmB-5r4rtQOEsq-H-mNmQhk&index=26

These chicks are creepy as f*ck and yet I can't not stop looking at them. But still creepy.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 12, 2014, 11:02:15 am
Interesting for 1 minute.

Freaks and I mean that in the mental sense. They are messed up.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 17, 2014, 06:19:00 am
Probably one of the more strange things you will ever witness

Poodle Exercise with Humans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdX_OBUeHb4
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 17, 2014, 09:29:41 am
So.....which one is the "human" and which one is the poodle? I can't tell.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 17, 2014, 09:32:06 am
Profiting From Disaster in Malaysia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krzLyfJrDrg

Lawyers are scum. More proof.......
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 17, 2014, 10:35:50 am
Yep... disgusting

Note the 'going after Boeing' before they even know what happened?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 06, 2014, 06:02:02 am
Performers hurt in circus accident

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM6DRGNdlEw

I was going to put this in the Fail thread for obvious reasons. But every time they play this on TV, my reaction is the same 'What the f*ck'.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on May 06, 2014, 06:10:01 am
What... no redundant safety backup?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 06, 2014, 06:42:14 am
What... no redundant safety backup?

I don't think any of these acrobatic performance shows have even bothered to use nets of any kind for years because that's a selling point. They want to push the envelope and plant the seed in people's minds that "anything can happen at any given time". Stupid, yes. But it is what it is, all in the name of making a buck.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on May 06, 2014, 07:51:08 am
I wasn't really talking about nets. More of a back up system of latches, harness and ropes at the point of critical connection.

I'll bet that will be incorporated now.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 07, 2014, 07:08:09 am
Circus Performer Speaks Out After Hair-Raising Accident

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkmf0c7jpVE

Update on the Circus performers.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on May 11, 2014, 05:18:36 pm
I didn't really have a good place to put this. But it is kind of a head scratcher...

12 HOURS OF A AIR RAID SIREN SOUND EFFECT IN STEREO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJY38eLifOk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IphAYRgvfaQ
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on May 13, 2014, 11:49:15 am
Body Modifcations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4UAnw9rduE
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 13, 2014, 12:05:35 pm
Could have sworn you posted Body Modifications (similar) in the Extreme Thread. Either way.....not something I plan on doing in the future. Yikes!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on May 13, 2014, 12:14:27 pm
Oh yea, I was thinking of the extreme thread too.

Regardless, I'm screaming WTF in my head.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 16, 2014, 08:32:42 am
34-year-old faked being teen in school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7flqWbSXWdU

What the f*ck! This isn't 21 Jumpstreet and she's NO Holly Robinson!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 20, 2014, 09:47:30 pm
Man Withdraws A LOT More Than Money At ATM Machine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CKm8q9_-kk

Not sure what the big deal is. I tap my ATM all the time and she pays me afterwards.
 ;D
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Neumatic on May 21, 2014, 03:47:34 pm
The second i heard about that fake high schooler I thought "she's gonna have to move to Sudden Valley!" but I don't know if anyone would get that reference, despite that episode of Arrested Development being out for over a year.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 26, 2014, 10:41:08 am
Terrifying video of kids shocked in pool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IusjgjINVn0&list=PLp2e7UfInEgmB-5r4rtQOEsq-H-mNmQhk&index=23

Ugh. The idea of being in the same situation terrifies me. I hope no one else ever has to go through something like this ever again.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on May 26, 2014, 12:35:55 pm
Holy crap... that's just scary as hell to think about, let alone experience.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on May 30, 2014, 09:37:35 pm
Security Guard Brutally Assaults Student In Wheelchair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x1NOJlxrlo

Un-f*cking-belivable! Sheesh!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on May 31, 2014, 04:29:24 am
Very horrific... And good lock that SOB up. Waste of plasma.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 04, 2014, 08:44:07 am
I check online deals through certain sites daily looking for the that gem and ran across this WTF product

Wenger 16999 (http://www.casa.com/p/wenger-16999-giant-swiss-army-knife-247069?site=CA&CA_6C15C=1318887550) Giant Swiss Army Knife @ $1,362.49
(http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/giant_swiss_army_knife_1.jpg)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 05, 2014, 09:46:46 am
Indian Minister: **** is 'Sometimes' Wrong, and Sometimes 'Right'

WHAT!!!         WTF!!!

Those words together are never imaginable

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A senior politician from Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi's ruling party has been quoted saying that sometimes **** is "right," sparking renewed outrage about rampant sexual assault in that country.

"This is a social crime which depends on men and women. Sometimes it's right, sometimes it's wrong," Babulal Gaur, home minister of Madhya Pradesh state, was quoted as saying in the Hindustan Times. "Until there's a complaint, nothing can happen."

Gaur is from Prime Minister Modi's Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP).

Modi has so far been silent about the May 26 gang **** and murder of two teenage girls in the north of the country. Three men later confessed the attacks, which ended with the girls being hung from a mango tree.

The 14- and 15-year-old cousins from a poor family with no toilets and disappeared after going into fields to relieve themselves.

Activists say that sex crimes against girls and women are widespread in India, with poor and low caste women being the most vulnerable.

Public outrage over the fatal gang **** of a woman in New Delhi in Decemeber 2012 pushed the government into passing a tougher new law to punish sex crimes. This includes sentences of up to two years’ jail for police and hospital authorities if they fail to register a complaint or treat a victim.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 05, 2014, 03:15:39 pm
I.....

...can't....

..think.....

....of.....

...anything.....

...to.....say.

Couldn't say it any better than you.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 06, 2014, 07:15:35 am
Murder caught on Google Street View?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXWPJz1rwGg


What the f*ck....this can't be real. Think about it, the guy is just standing there with a car with a hood camera driving by. You'd think he would be ducking or something to not be seen. I'm thinking they knew the Google Car was heading down that street and decided to have some fun. At least that's what I want it to be. Never want to see anybody getting hurt.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 06, 2014, 09:33:35 am
Watermelon Truck hit by Train

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl2zei60PJk
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 06, 2014, 09:39:55 am
Plane almost lands on sunbather

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpDMNIZj2TM
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 18, 2014, 10:02:47 am
Caught on camera: SUV flies over a truck!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8e6jCoE62g

Sheesh!

Thank GOD he is alight! Scary stuff!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 18, 2014, 11:22:04 am
Holy crap… what was that all about?

The guy video-taping must have turned it on specifically for that guy. Prolly doing some weird ass stuff before the big jump, eh?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 18, 2014, 12:22:19 pm
The Jeep that jumped over the other Truck was parked on the side of the road. The Jeep driver most likely drifted onto the shoulder and assumed that it was a legit lane. The parked truck was a Rig truck which has the ramp, thus giving the Jeep a lot or air. I can't imagine anyone purposely trying to jump the Truck for sh*ts and giggles. Then again...........
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 18, 2014, 01:29:54 pm
I meant the Jeep was probably swerving, doing erratic stuff on the highway prior.

The video guys saw this and decided to record the drivers antics and scored a big hit.
Who knows what was going on in the mind of the driver... Fatigue

There's several video's out there of cops that pulled people over or helping out cars on the side of the road and oncoming traffic just careening into the parked cars. Just boggles the mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag8vhgw7PXo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GACPCoi9XwI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZvwtN9w_Po
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 19, 2014, 11:32:22 am
The more I think about it, the more I believe that SUV caught on tape is set up.

It's just all to convenient... especially the SUV going down the side of the road perfectly towards that truck.

Not drifting at an angle... Lined up perfectly for a jump.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 19, 2014, 12:44:44 pm
It's entirely possible. But why go through all that and put ones life at risk, as well as others? It's not like the driver is going to profit from it. If anything, he would be arrested for reckless driving if it comes out that it was done on purpose.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 20, 2014, 07:22:18 am
Crash sends guy airborne but he sticks the landing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y8E6v2djk0

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude! How the hell did he 'stick the landing' and just walk away from it all? EXTREMELY lucky indeed!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 23, 2014, 11:57:42 am
Gun nuts’ infuriating craze: Why they want to redefine “school shootings”
What do you do if you want to avoid the tiniest of gun safety restrictions? For some, ludicrous math is the answer

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Throughout our existence, human beings have asked some of the great questions to which we may never truly find answers. Why are we here? Is there life after death? What technically constitutes a “school shooting”?

Wait, what?

That’s right. “What is a school shooting” is the question right-wing gun-rights activists are posing after a study by gun violence prevention group Everytown for Gun Safety showed there’s been a total of 74 school shootings in the United States, since 26 people, including 20 children, were killed in December 2012 at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut.

For what it’s worth, a school shooting is defined by Wikipedia as “an occurrence in which an individual discharges a gun and that incident takes place at an education institution.” This seems pretty straightforward. There is a shooting at a school; it is a school shooting. But the problem lies in the fact that if this definition is true, then Everytown’s list of school shootings, which are based on true, actual events, is accurate. And if that stands, gun-rights advocates will have a harder time defending their position of not even closing the tiniest of loopholes to make it even a tad more difficult for wannabe school shooters to gain access to guns.

So, what better way to combat this alarming list of school shootings than to redefine the term “school shooting” itself? By doing this, according to gun-rights activists, you knock off, say, 59 of the 74 school shootings, leaving you with only 15 real, true, legitimate school shootings. ONLY 15! That’s nothing. We can live with that, right? Apparently, gun-rights activists can. They sleep at night knowing the country’s lax gun control laws took the lives of numerous students and teachers at only 15 school shootings. The sad thing is, media outlets are now using this new “revised” number.

Charles C. Johnson is the brilliant conservative philosopher who shined a light upon this question for the ages over on his Twitter account as he went through each school shooting, excuse me, “school shooting” on Everytown’s list.

Let’s look through some of these “not school shootings” or, as he calls them, “fake school shootings.”

Can’t you just picture Mr. Johnson walking into this classroom full of grieving students, pointing at the deceased and declaring, “Yeah, this is not a school shooting”?

To the conservative mind-set, this was just a teacher getting shot at school by someone she knows. This stuff just happens. Not a school shooting.

So, now we’re getting into actual “students being shot” territory here, but you see, it was an accident. The gunman did not plan to shoot up a school, Just, you know, whoops, he did. That is just how it is. Not a school shooting.

As you can see, this is not a school shooting because this shooting, which took place at a school, was sparked over a dispute over a Nintendo Wii. This is a clear violation of the school shooting rulebook.

Also, don’t forget, gang-related gun violence at schools are fake.

In case you’re not following here, Mr. Johnson is basically arguing that any shooting that occurred over a personal spat, by accident or due to gang violence is just not a real school shooting. They are fakes! Many parents whose children lost their lives in these totally not school shootings must feel a sense of relief over the fact that their child’s very real death occurred during a fake school shooting. Victims who have survived these tragic events have to feel cheated over the fact that they weren’t shot in an “official” school shooting, but a fraudulent one. Maybe someone would have cared about their friends/family members who did lose their lives if the shooting they experienced qualified as a “real school shooting.” At the very least until that shooting was redefined too.

Speaking of which, if right-wing gun rights activists are going to play semantics here with the term “school shooting,” why stop there? Isn’t it just a bit odd that they would jump through hoops to lower this number and just pause at 15, a number that they are apparently fine with? Why not keep redefining the term? We will eventually get to a point where there are no more school shootings. Was Newtown itself even a “real” school shooting? How about Columbine? Let’s just broaden the rules a bit, redefine a word here and there, and right there is one less school shooting. Problem solved without even having to really do anything.

They keep their lenient gun laws, perhaps even relaxing them further, we do away with school shootings, but just have to live with the fact that the shooting death toll continues to rise. Win-win?

I mean, what is a “shooting” even, really? Heck, what are “schools”?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 27, 2014, 08:37:50 am
Black McDonalds Employee Savagely Beats White Mother in Front of Her Toddler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CdShv9H98g

McDonalds Worker Savagely Beats Mom As Her Toddler Tries to Stop It  (http://toprightnews.com/?p=4028)


Speechless. That's what I want....to be able to walk into an establishment and have to wonder if I'm going to get assaulted if I do something the Employee does't like. If you object to something that is said or done, you have the right to NOT SERVE THEM. But you don't have to right to kick the ever-loving sh*t out of them, regardless of what is said and done, especially if you're on the clock.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 27, 2014, 09:30:40 am
Jail

Period

Place that waste of plasma in jail
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 27, 2014, 09:32:16 am
Plane almost lands on sunbather

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on June 27, 2014, 09:37:13 am
That so last week
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 15, 2014, 05:57:12 am
So Airbus, Boeing rival, is seeking ways to degrade customers to their limits?

Shouldn't the business model be the other way around?

Airbus wants to patent the most uncomfortable plane seats ever


(http://img.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-switch/files/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-14-at-9.31.23.jpg)

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As if it weren't already a complete joy, air travel is now poised to become even more comfortable — with a new kind of seat that'll encourage you to get, um, real friendly with your neighbors.

Airbus has filed a seat patent that appears to pack people in without all the clunky cushions and awkward folding tables, in an apparent bid to save valuable space on its aircraft.

Its cushions are shaped liked bicycle saddles, and when the seats aren't being used, they fold vertically to save space. Cutting down all that "bulk," as the patent application puts it, lets you do a lot more with the limited real estate on board.

This could potentially make air travel even more economical than it already is. If you're willing to put up with it — and most people would be, Airbus predicts, so long as the flights are short — it'd be far more efficient than the way we currently fly, loading huge metal-and-plastic contraptions onto planes just so they can cradle our fleshy rear ends.

But if you squint, the thing looks more like a medieval torture device than lounging equipment. Not to mention all the features you'd lose: Do people eat from their laps? Plug headphones into that pipe-shaped thing? Do the cushions float? And even with all the leg room it looks like you'd open up, reclining looks practically impossible.

Airbus openly acknowledges that packing more passengers on board is going to result in reduced comfort, and that the goal is basically to figure out how far they can go without inciting an airborne revolt.

"Reduced comfort remains tolerable for the passengers in as much as the flight lasts only one or a few hours," Airbus sagely calculates, before going on to explain why reducing leg room provides diminishing returns:

"This second solution has also been pursued hitherto," the patent application reads, "and it is difficult to continue to further reduce this distance between the seats because of the increase in the average size of the passengers."

(http://img.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-switch/files/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-14-at-9.31.59.jpg)

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Yes, defending your God-given right to leg room has come down to using your waistline as a weapon.

Zooming out for a wider view only enhances the likeness to an ancient Greek galley. Windows might soon be replaced by oars, or a handlebar-bike pedal combination. On the bright side, perhaps manual labor might lead to modest airfare refunds.

Who am I kidding? Your complimentary in-flight beatings will continue until morale improves.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 28, 2014, 09:22:13 am
Scooter Traffic in Taiwan

WTF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYRrBQj5gr0
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 28, 2014, 07:17:06 pm
Seriously.....wtf!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 30, 2014, 09:30:52 am
Fire Challenge

WTF... WTF... WTF.... some serious mental issues here.

Teen ends up in hospital after copying ‘fire challenge’ stunt

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A teen in Kentucky is back home from the hospital after he tried to perform the so-called “fire challenge,” Lexington’s WKYT-TV reports.

The online stunt involves setting yourself on fire … that’s it.

The teen reportedly poured alcohol on his chest and ended up suffering some hospital-worthy burn injuries. So what did we learn today?

“You can get caught on fire and die, your house can get caught on fire, wherever you’re at can get caught on fire,” the teen said.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 31, 2014, 07:04:48 am
Grass floats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEQn0oGtymw
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 31, 2014, 07:16:03 am
Ack!!! You beat me to it!!! I didn't even know where to post it because it's so unusual.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 31, 2014, 08:16:57 am
I know... I was thinking the same thing. Do we have a 'Weird' thread? I don't THINK so.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on August 01, 2014, 09:48:47 am
More for a 'Weird' thread

Joaquin Phoenix's Forehead (Rotated)

There's a scene in the movie "Her" where JOAQUIN PHOENIX is lying on a bed talking to his computerized girlfriend.  And someone noticed that if you watch it sideways, it looks like he has a weird, smiling face on his forehead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9UDVyUzJ1g
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 01, 2014, 07:24:42 pm
Ack!!!!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 01, 2014, 07:25:33 pm
Do Crosswalk Buttons Really Work?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwXGJ16WHpk&index=46&list=PLp2e7UfInEgmB-5r4rtQOEsq-H-mNmQhk

Motherf*ckers!
Kinda already knew this to be true.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 08, 2014, 03:04:31 pm
Fire Challenge Compilation Video (Teens Are Setting Themselves on Fire)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOd7r01m_2A&list=PLp2e7UfInEgmB-5r4rtQOEsq-H-mNmQhk&index=21


This has been getting a lot of traction on the news this week. All I can say is.......WHY ARE YOU BEING IDIOTS ABOUT YOUR SAFETY?!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on September 02, 2014, 10:26:56 am
Hmmmmm. wish it worked it a little better. Burn them up completely to filter out the gene pool.

Good gawd
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on September 02, 2014, 10:28:46 am
Wwwwwwwoooooooowwwwww

New York driver chains neck to pole, hits gas pedal, gets decapitated

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A 51-year-old man decapitated himself in New York's Bronx borough by chaining his neck to a pole, getting into his car and stomping on the gas, police said on Tuesday.

The gory scene in the Hunts Point neighborhood of the Bronx, where the man's head and body lay on the street after the incident on Monday, was under investigation as an apparent suicide.

Police said Tomas Rivera, of Port Jervis, New York, about 70 miles northwest of New York City, went to Longfellow Avenue in the Bronx at about 9:20 a.m. and wrapped a chain around a pole.

He then entered his white Honda Pilot and put the other end of the chain around his neck, according to police. Once inside the car, he hit the gas pedal, causing the chain to yank off his head, which flew back onto the street.

The car continued down the street until it hit a parked car, and the impact ejected Rivera's body onto the street.

Police said it was unclear whether he had left a suicide note.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 02, 2014, 12:58:19 pm
WHAT THE F*CK!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 02, 2014, 06:41:31 am
Arizona teacher fired after 25 years over defending student from racist bullying (http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/arizona-teacher-fired-after-25-years-for-defending-student-from-racist-bullying/)

Huh?

This is what we need.....more reason not to get involved. While we are at it, I think people helping old folks cross the street should be arrested. Same goes for firemen that rescue cats out of trees.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on October 02, 2014, 07:48:17 am
Say What?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 15, 2014, 11:27:00 pm
Dog found with clasp intentionally pierced in leg (http://fox5sandiego.com/2014/10/15/dog-found-with-clasp-intentionally-pierced-in-leg/)


I want whoever did this to suffer the same as the dog. Whoever did this is a gutless, piece of sh*t coward that can only pick on those that can't fight back. Get me in a ring with him/her and I will f*ck them up. F*ck, I'm furious right now.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on October 16, 2014, 03:56:51 am
W-wh-why would anybody do that? Nobody sane.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on October 18, 2014, 02:47:46 pm
I dare any of you to sit through this whole thing. DO NOT be eating or drinking while watching.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsLGhXtwDpI
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 18, 2014, 03:06:12 pm
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh I'm gonna have nightmares! Damn you Mac, damn you to hell!!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on October 18, 2014, 03:30:15 pm
I warned you... no I dared you didn't I. My bad.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on November 03, 2014, 06:26:45 am
Dad invites daughter’s alleged rapist to dinner, tortures him (http://fox5sandiego.com/2014/11/02/dad-invites-daughters-alleged-rapist-to-dinner-tortures-him/)

Really didn't know where to post this, but it's an article worth reading. Just spreading the news to you all....
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on November 14, 2014, 09:45:45 am
Yep, this is a thing

Yes, sadly it is.... and I didn't invent it. Dammit.

Selfie Handheld Stick Pole (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00LJKQ1QW/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?tag=dealnewscom&ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=A31AXENOMAMRQF)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81L868KrCwL._SX425_.jpg)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on November 14, 2014, 10:00:53 am
This isn't really a new thing. People have been using something similar to this for their GoPro cameras to record themselves in their surroundings. It seems to have branched out from those that hit E3 and Comic Con conventions where the desired effect is to show them in a massive swell of bodies. With that said, I too would have liked to come up with something official like this and count the money rolling in.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on November 28, 2014, 07:49:10 pm
​Shia LaBeouf Claims He Was Raped During Performance Art Piece (http://jezebel.com/shia-labeouf-claims-he-was-raped-during-performance-ar-1664352706?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow)



What......the......f*ck! I honestly don't know if I believe this story. He is after all, the same person that likes to create controversy and this is definitely something to take with a grain of salt. If it is true, then, he should have said something at that moment. But the idea him just sitting there, taking it for 10 minutes when he knows he is being **** just don't make sense on a human level.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on November 28, 2014, 08:42:04 pm
I gave up on any news regarding this dude. He barely registers as an actor, let alone his celebrity life.   >:(
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on December 10, 2014, 08:26:31 am
Man survives being hit by THREE cars in China

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSABk0XOSWU

What the.......

SHEESH!!!!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on December 10, 2014, 01:13:57 pm
I saw this the other day and thought... WTF dude. No one can see you and really don't expect you to be in the road.

Darwin award.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on December 18, 2014, 11:54:59 pm
Plastic Surgery FAIL. $150k To Look Like Kim Kardashian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvTDNoM03qE

Yes, this is an EPIC FAIL of EPIC proportions. But my first reaction was......"WHAT THE F*CK". Seriously.....seek some counseling. Take some drugs. Anything but this!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on December 19, 2014, 06:16:05 am
21-Year-Old Sues Parents for College Tuition — and Wins

WTF, WTF, WTF

Wow, a judge ruled in favor of this teenage girl against her parents. How is this happening? How does a judge make you pay for your child’s expenses… Especially since she is 21 and way beyond being 18 and responsible for herself. There are so many things wrong with this ruling.

Reading the comments... I do not see one, not one agreeing with this decision. I'm not alone here. Something is amiss.

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Two parents battling over college tuition for their estranged daughter were back in court this week.

A judge reaffirmed his order on Monday that Maura McGarvey and Michael Ricci pay 21-year-old Caitlyn Ricci’s community college tuition.

Caitlyn Ricci brought the suit against her parents in August 2013, suing them for $906 in tuition to Rowan College in Pennsylvania, according to The Inquirer. A few months later, a judge ruled in her favor. On Monday, he upheld his decision, ordering the parents to pay by the end of the year.

EXCLUSIVE: Dad Speaks Out After 21-Year-Old Sues Him to Pay College Tuition

But all is not settled: In October, Caitlyn Ricci also sued her parents for another $16,000 in tuition from Philadelphia’s Temple University, where she is currently a student. In October, a judge ruled in her favor, but Michael Ricci and McGarvey are planning to appeal, saying their daughter didn’t apply for all eligible loans and scholarships, The Inquirer reported. McGarvey is raising funds for the appeal through a GoFundme account.

McGarvey, an English teacher, and Michael Ricci, a high school basketball coach, are divorced and have each remarried and have younger children. The New Jersey-based parents say they can’t afford out-of-state college tuition.

STORY: Why One Couple Canceled Christmas For Their Kids

Relations have been strained between Caitlyn Ricci and her parents for some time. In February, 2013, Caitlyn Ricci moved in with her grandparents. The reason for the move is in debate: McGarvey told the court her daughter left because she was asked to do chores and follow a curfew, and also because she had drinking problems. Caitlyn Ricci said she left in part over a dispute about summer classes, according to The Inquirer.

In a November post on her blog, McGarvey wrote about her daughter’s alleged problems with alcohol abuse, and explained that she set strict rules if her daughter was going to live at home: “This plan included a full-time job, household chores, a curfew, and for her to register for three summer classes,” she writes. “The only part of our plan that she had a problem with was the three summer classes. She chose to move out of my house instead of following the rules we established. She packed her things, and moved into her paternal grandparent’s house.”

Andrew Rochester, Caitlyn Ricci’s attorney, disputes the claim that Caitlyn moved out of her own accord. “Caitlyn did not voluntarily leave the home. She was thrown out by her mother,” he told WPVI-TV in Philadelphia. Rochester did not respond to Yahoo Parenting’s request for comment.

STORY: Principal Suspended Over Terrifying School Safety Drill

McGarvey continues in the post, which she called “The Age of Entitlement”: “I was very clear with Caitlyn about what [moving out] would mean for her – her father would no longer be required to pay child support, I would no longer have the money to help her pay for college, etc. More than once, I told her that she could come home.  She didn’t want to.  She wanted to live without any rules, with basically no contact with either of her parents or their families, and she wanted her father and I to pay for it. Within a few months of living at her grandparents, Caitlyn retained a lawyer and sued her father and me for college contribution (and a new car.)”

These facts are in dispute, and the judge is encouraging the family to come to some sort of resolution, according to The Inquirer. “I love that child more than anything,” McGarvey told the court. “But she only wants the money.”

Caitlyn Ricci disagreed: “It’s not about the money. I want to go to college.”

“Caitlyn truly is a good girl,” her lawyer told the Washington Post in November. “She just wants to go to college. That’s all she wants. She wants to go to college. For whatever reason, mom and dad have a different view on that, I guess.”

New Jersey case precedent established that financially capable divorced parents should contribute to the tuition of qualified students. “It varies state by state, but generally, when people get divorced and they have kids that aren’t in college, they determine what their obligations are for college expenses,” Nicole Onorato, a family law attorney at Katz & Stefani in Chicago, tells Yahoo Parenting. “If the court orders at the time of the divorce – or at the time the kid is ready for college – that parents have to contribute, a kid can ask the court to enforce that.”

Though Onorato hasn’t seen the original divorce agreement between Michael Ricci and McGarvey, she says she’s not surprised the court ruled in favor of Caitlyn Ricci. “States see their obligations to children as primary,” she says. “If you have a kid who is serious about college education, I would imagine these cases will usually fall in favor of the children.”

Onorato says she expects to see more of these cases come up as college tuition rises. “We’re talking about 20, 30, 40 grand a year,” she says. “For some people that will be a big burden. As the cost of tuition skyrockets, there will be more people who are unable to meet that obligation and the ripple effect will be more kids suing parents for college since they cant afford it on their own.”

Despite the contentious courtroom drama, both sides have voiced their desire that their family be whole again. The lawyer, Rochester, told the Washington Post that Caitlyn Ricci “desperately wants her family back.”

In her blog post, McGarvey said something similar: “I want to help support Caitlyn, not just financially, but in every way a mother supports her child. I love my daughter, and want only what is best for her.”

This isn’t the first time a child has sued their parents over tuition. In February of this year, 18-year-old Rachel Canning, also of New Jersey, took her parents to court to pay for her college, but ended up dropping her suit.

What I'm reading is... they set precedence, if a child wants to go to college, the child can force (sue) their parents. And in this case, the student gets to pick where they want to go. WTF. Wow, this is going to be real problem.

I find this quote from a commenter most telling...

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CathE  •  8 days ago

Strange society we are becoming. An 18 year old person can get a job, marry, have children, move away, serve in the armed forces, vote etc without a parents permission. So one would assume he/she is an adult. But this judge felt that in spite of being able to assume those responsibilities as an adult citizen, this young adult woman could demand payment from her parents to go to the college of her choice.
If in fact a person between the ages of 18-21 can demand that their tuition be paid by their parent, then they are not an adult and should be forced to relinquish those other rights mentioned above. Otherwise, soon, a 25 year old "child" will be able to demand to have the graduate school of their choice paid for by their parents. Where will it stop? There is a disconnect between what we traditionally perceived as adulthood and our current perception that 19 year olds are still "children". Unless the legal system is prepared to legislate hundreds of similar cases each year, I suggest deciding whether 18 years olds who are supported by their parents are adults who can marry, vote etc or are still dependent children subject to their parents control. Deciding this will have a huge effect on our armed forces, voter registration, etc. A judge cannot reasonably give a fair judgment unless we as a society decide when a person becomes an adult.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on January 20, 2015, 08:49:15 am
OUCH! WOMAN FAKES HER OWN DEATH TO AVOID A BAD DATE (http://www.lostateminor.com/2015/01/21/woman-fakes-death-avoid-bad-date-ouch/)

When I first read the headline, my immediate reaction was this was going in the Douche of the Day thread. But after reading the story, I wouldn't say she was a Douche. Sure, it's a douche-y move, but the fact that the dude was outside her hospital pretty much tells you everything you need to know about him and not in a good way. There are no winners in this story, no matter what the date, guy or girl was like.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Neumatic on January 24, 2015, 08:19:20 pm
Here's my WTF, the condo next door one hour ago.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8KppLBIIAEMHEG.jpg:large)

Everyone's fine, don't worry, even the little doggie got reunited with his family after a little adventure with the party girls.  But still, jee-sus.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on January 24, 2015, 09:35:21 pm
Sheesh! Glad to hear that you and everyone are safe. Scary stuff. I take it that you took the photo?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Neumatic on January 25, 2015, 04:06:08 am
Sure did.  I feel bad about it, but I was the last one to take my phone out.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on January 25, 2015, 04:58:33 am
So what's the story?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Neumatic on January 25, 2015, 05:19:35 am
They're doing the investigation today (it's 7 in the morning, so I don't know if they even started yet) but I'm gonna guess some idiot tried to use their fireplace.  The fire went right up the wall so I think the whole righthand side of the building is damaged (and I'm sure all that hose water trickled down and ruined all three condos).  We're probably going to have a fireplace ban, which we already should have had because they never get them cleaned out.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on January 29, 2015, 09:21:40 pm
Poop On Gym Floor Results In Underwear Inspection At Elementary School

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeWcUA5auxo


What the f*ck! Is common sense no longer required in getting hired anymore. Seriously, what the f*ck!! Cenk looks like an idiot being the only one not pushing for the Principal's termination.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on February 02, 2015, 07:58:21 am
NORWEGIAN BOY GETS A MCDONALD’S RECEIPT AS A TATTOO (http://www.lostateminor.com/2014/03/29/norwegian-boy-gets-mcdonalds-receipt-tattoo/)



I'm all for originality in tattoos, but this is just dumb and idiotic and something he will come to regret later if he hasn't already done so.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on February 05, 2015, 07:43:43 am
Man Surgically Alters Face to Resemble Red Skull - IGN News

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PMuQ9mIXuc


What the f*ck! Seriously, what is wrong with people to do sh*t like this? Dumb.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on February 05, 2015, 11:48:37 am
WHAT
THE
F*CK
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on February 06, 2015, 05:43:30 pm
FLYLASHES: DEAD FLY LEGS AS EYELASHES (http://www.lostateminor.com/2012/11/21/flylashes-dead-fly-legs-as-eyelashes/)


Seriously, what the f*ck is wrong with people these days? Common sense a thing of the past. How is this fashionable? That is beyond disgusting.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on February 09, 2015, 11:23:40 am
Teen murder suspect posted selfie with body to social media (http://fox5sandiego.com/2015/02/09/report-teen-murder-suspect-posted-selfie-with-body-to-social-media/)


Another example of 'Youth gone wild'. I'm......speechless.....and embarrassed for the human race.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on February 09, 2015, 11:32:02 am
My exact thoughts.

Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 02, 2015, 09:32:14 am
I guess this could go over in the hero thread. The hero being the instructor saving this guys life.

Maybe if you have seizures, you should pick another hobby.

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For 30 terrifying seconds, Christopher Jones plummeted through the air over Australia, unconscious and in free fall after suffering a seizure just seconds after jumping out of a plane, NBC News reports. Jones' video of the Nov. 14 incident, which he posted Sunday, already has nearly 4 million

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55QUQHm2B5A
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on March 02, 2015, 09:47:40 am
Maybe if you have seizures, you should pick another hobby.

That's EXACTLY what I said after seeing this. He wants to be an instructor, but what company is going to employ him when he is an insurance liability and who would want him "teaching" them? My guess, no one.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 02, 2015, 11:06:01 am
I didn't even read that about being an instructor. Wow
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 08, 2015, 06:08:22 am
My WTF moment today is to hear that it's been 1 year of the Malaysian Airline that went missing.

1 year. I swear if someone asked me when I thought that happened, I'd be saying maybe 6 months ago.
A freakin year?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on March 08, 2015, 07:21:21 am
Yeah, I too had the same reaction when I heard about the anniversary. I actually thought it was more like 3 months ago.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on March 08, 2015, 11:37:24 pm
Model who is almost 9 months pregnant is so fit she has abs (http://fox5sandiego.com/2015/03/08/model-who-is-almost-9-months-pregnant-is-so-fit-she-has-abs/)


What the f*ck! How is that even possible?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 09, 2015, 03:47:17 am
That's appears to be very unusual. Hope things turn out well for her baby.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 09, 2015, 05:24:59 pm
So, I'm taking a break at work and go to google.com to do a search and noticed the graphics.

Then I noticed the Mouse Over text. I about sh*t. WTF. How do it know? How do the internets work?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 25, 2015, 09:33:39 am
I really wanted to put this in the douche thread, but thought that's reserved for real douches. This woman is just an idiot. Do we have an idiot thread?

(http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/funny-woman-talking-phone-selfie-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 30, 2015, 09:42:41 am
I thought we had a lawyer thread... I guess I was thinking of the Politics or Douche threads... same thing.

The court Monday declined to hear a First Amendment case, letting stand a ruling that a school can censor students' free speech rights if the expression could incite other students.

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Washington — The US Supreme Court announced on Monday that it would not take up a major First Amendment case testing whether school officials in California violated the free speech rights of three high school students who were told they could not wear American flag T-shirts at school because it might upset students of Mexican heritage.

The court took the action in a one-line order. The justices offered no further comment on the case.

A school principal and vice principal at Live Oak High School near San Jose told the three T-shirt wearers that they must either take the shirts off, turn them inside out, or go home.

The administrators said they took the action out of concern that Hispanic students might assault or otherwise harass the students for wearing shirts displaying the American flag on the same day Hispanic students were celebrating Cinco de Mayo at the school.

School officials determined that the threats of violence were credible. Rather than confront those making the threats, the school officials focused on the students displaying the American flag.

The May 5, 2010, incident sparked national headlines – and a lawsuit.

The students charged that school officials violated their First Amendment right to engage in a passive expression of political opinion at their school by wearing American flag shirts.

A federal judge threw the suit out, ruling that school officials “reasonably forecast” that the American flag shirts “could cause a substantial disruption” at the school.

A federal appeals court upheld that decision. A panel of the San Francisco-based Ninth US Circuit Court of Appeals said that in an “era of rampant school violence” involving guns, other weapons, and Internet threats, school officials were entitled to tailor their actions in ways they deemed necessary to avert violence and enhance student safety.

“To require school officials to precisely identify the source of a violent threat before taking readily-available steps to quell the threat would burden officials’ ability to protect the students in their charge,” the appeals court said.

In declining to hear the student’s case, the high court action allows the Ninth Circuit’s decision to stand.

At the center of the case was a 47-year-old free speech landmark decision in which the Supreme Court found a First Amendment right of students at a Des Moines public school to wear black armbands to class to protest the Vietnam War.

The local school board got wind of the planned protest beforehand and passed a resolution banning armbands. The students conducted their protest anyway.

Five were suspended.

They sued. A federal judge ruled for the school district. On appeal, the Supreme Court reversed, declaring that students do not “shed their constitutional rights to freedom of speech or expression at the schoolhouse gate.”

That 1969 decision is Tinker v. Des Moines Independent Community School District.

Lawyers for the American flag-wearing students in California cited the Tinker decision as standing for the proposition that school officials must honor the free speech rights of students who engage in a “silent, passive expression of opinion, unaccompanied by any disorder or disturbance on the part of the [protesting students].”

The flag shirt wearers issued no threats, according to briefs filed in the case. They showed up at school wearing shirts displaying the national symbol of the United States.

In their briefs to the court, lawyers for the school district offered a different reading of the Tinker precedent.

“Tinker empowers schools to regulate student speech that might reasonably [lead] school authorities to forecast substantial disruption of or material interference with school activities,” Oakland lawyer Don Willenburg wrote in his brief urging the high court to reject the students’ case.

He said the authority to restrict student speech is granted to school officials without regard to the source of any substantial disruption. In other words, it doesn’t matter whether the American flag students were well-behaved, silent, and passive. Their speech could be censored if school officials believed their message might provoke a disruptive response from others.

Lawyers for the students said the school district, the federal judge, and the Ninth Circuit had all granted a heckler’s veto to those high school students who threatened violence against the t-shirt wearers.

The episode violates foundational First Amendment principles and teaches a dangerous lesson to public school students, Robert Muise, a lawyer with the Michigan-based American Freedom Law Center, said in his brief on behalf of the students.

“It is far better in our civilized society to teach students about the First Amendment and why we tolerate divergent views than to suppress speech,” Mr. Muise wrote.

“The better and proper response is for school officials to educate the audience rather than silence the speaker,” he said.

He added: “There is never a legitimate basis for banning the display of an American flag on an American public school campus.”

Among those who urged the high court to take up the California case were two of the students who waged the black armband protest a half century ago in Des Moines.

Mary Beth Tinker and her brother, John, were 13- and 15-years-old in December 1965 when they donned armbands to make a point about the Vietnam War.

In a friend-of-the-court brief, they argued that some lower courts have been reluctant to uphold constitutional protections for student political speech at school. Instead, they said, judges often give school administrators broad discretion to censor student speech they find offensive or that they believe might potentially be disruptive.

It is time for the high court to revisit the issue and clarify the core holding in the Tinker case, Washington lawyer Robert Corn-Revere wrote in the Tinker’s brief.

He added that the California case also offered the justices a teaching moment. “This case is about the future of free speech as much as about the present and the past,” Mr. Corn-Revere wrote. “If students learn that threatening speakers is an effective way to suppress speech, this will produce more threats, and more suppression of a wide range of other speech,” he said.

“And beyond this, even peaceful students will learn that free speech must yield whenever its opponents are willing to threaten violence – a message antithetical to all that this Court has tried to convey about the First Amendment,” he wrote.

The case was Dariano v. Morgan Hill Unified School District (14-720).
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 06, 2015, 07:39:51 am
This really got to me this weekend. I semi-exploded.

I went to a Phillips 66 Gas station. Typically I swipe my debit card, fill up, drive away. But this weekend was different. During the swiping I’m asked for my zip code by the pump. WTF? Why? I hit cancel thinking I’m by-passing that little transaction. But no… it says go see the attendant. Damnit. So I walk in an tell them the pump is not working. They said I need to give them my zip code before continuing. WTF!!! Why? It’s for your protection. Against what? Not only am I inconvenienced. I have to walk in now and find out this. No thank you. I will never come here again.

I learned my lesson years ago by taking my social security number off my driver’s license and any further transactions at grocery stores where they ask for your phone number or zip or some nonsense that has absolutely nothing to do with the current transaction.

Yes, Gas Pumps Really Do Need Your ZIP Code (Even If Stores Usually Do Not)

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Recently I wrote an article about why so many stores ask for your ZIP code at check-out. With your name and ZIP they can turn to outside data brokers to learn your address, phone number and email — even though you did not authorize them to collect this information.  Many readers wrote in to say they routinely give false ZIP codes when paying for items to subvert this process. Others asked what happens when you pay for gas at the pump with a credit card and the machine requests a ZIP code.

“Is this required? If not, how do you get around this other than paying cash?” one wondered.

Another reader, Michelle Achee, the wine department buyer at LifeSource Natural Foods in Salem, Ore., said she faced unpleasant lecturing because she did not want to give her ZIP code. “A local gas station here in Salem will not dispense gas to you if you don’t give them the ZIP code,” she said. “They insist that it’s ‘for security reasons’ to make sure you’re not using someone else’s credit card to buy gas. If you try to give them an alternate number, they treat you like a criminal.”

Nationwide, nearly 125,000 convenience stores are responsible for an estimated 80% of all gas sold in the United States, according to National Association of Convenience Stores, and, yes, they say, automated pumps do need your real ZIP code.

“Asking for the ZIP code at the pump is security related. Someone with a stolen card would be less likely to correctly enter the ZIP,” said Jeff Lenard, the group’s vice president for industry advocacy. “Thieves often test cards to see if they are still ‘live’ at places where they don’t have to engage in a face-to-face transaction, such as at the gas pump. This is done so that there is not a confrontation where they could have the card confiscated.”

“After a successful test, the thieves may then try it at retail locations. So, by requiring a ZIP, it may limit options for the thief. Unfortunately, it adds a level of inconvenience for the law-abiding customer.” He said the information is not stored for marketing but sent to the credit card processor and then to the card brand such as Visa V +0.05% as MasterCard MA +0.1%.

Credit card companies and others involved in the process say the ZIP code is not kept or used for marketing purposes in these self-service gas station operations. “Generally our contracts restrict merchants from using or storing American Express AXP -0.46% card member information provided during a transaction other than to facilitate the transaction,” said Sanette Chao, a spokeswoman for American Express. “It is the merchants’ discretion whether to process an American Express transaction if the card member refuses to provide his or her ZIP code.” Energy companies including ExxonMobil and Phillips 66 PSX +0.09% confirmed that they request ZIPs at the pump only to reduce fraud and said the number is not kept after the transaction. BP BP +0.73% said it strongly encourages its gas stations to use ZIP code verification.

California has led the nation by barring stores from collecting personally identifying information during credit card transactions. But even there, legislation, backed heavily by the Western States Petroleum Association, allows a ZIP code exception for gas stations. A 2011 analysis for the California Judiciary Committee explained that credit card companies provided financial incentives to use ZIP code verification at the pump.

Many readers of our first article on ZIP codes were outraged to learn that an Ulta beauty outlet locked Jo Anna Davis into the store because she refused to provide a ZIP code when she sought  a refund. (Photo courtesy of Jo Anna Davis)

“The sponsor indicates that in some cases there may be a contractual requirement that the gas station collect a customer’s ZIP code,” it said. “But it is more likely, according to the sponsor, that there is no contractual requirement and instead the issuing bank grants the gas station preferential pricing if it collects a customer’s ZIP code to verify the transaction.”

Jennifer Doidge, a Visa spokeswoman, said that the company processing the transaction (often a middleman between the gas station and the credit card’s issuing bank) may offer a discount. “The processor may view these transactions as less risky and may opt to price them differently,” she said.

What had irritated motorist Michelle Achee was that she lives in Oregon, one of two U.S. states that mandate full-service gas stations (the other is New Jersey), so they already have an added layer of security in a  person overseeing the sale. When one station’s attendant told her he needed the  ZIP code to process the transaction for her safety, she replied: “How is giving my ZIP code to a complete stranger at the gas pump good for my security?” She said other Oregon gas stations do not ask for the ZIP code, so she goes to them instead.

What if someone really does not want to enter her ZIP code when buying gas at an automatic pump? Then she can use the credit card inside where a person handles the transaction. Shelly Faris, a spokeswoman for CST Brands, which spun off from Valero in May and has almost 1,900 locations in the U.S. Southwest and Eastern Canada, explained why. “It is not needed inside the store because the card can be reviewed by the cashier to ensure it looks like a true credit card,” she said. ‘And, our customers sign for the credit card transaction if it is over a specified amount as defined by the card company.”

There are still others options: debit cards, or you can always pay for gas with cash, without a ZIP code.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 06, 2015, 08:11:47 am
This is the first I've heard of a Gas Station asking for a Zip Code. What's the purpose of this? I dunno. But I have been in other store locations, be it Best Buy, Staples or even Mom & Pop Record stores where they ask for my Zip and I tell them I'm not giving them that information and in every case they always say "Well, I need it to complete the transaction...." to which I always say, enter you're own Zip Code. I always get a dirty look, but they always do as their instructed because they won't risk losing my business. I shouldn't have to be made to feel like I owe them personal information just to buy something. So, you're reaction Mac is spot-on and it's how I feel whenever this comes up.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 06, 2015, 09:14:19 am
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But I have been in other store locations, be it Best Buy, Staples or even Mom & Pop Record stores where they ask for my Zip and I tell them I'm not giving them that information and in every case they always say "Well, I need it to complete the transaction...." to which I always say, enter you're own Zip Code.

That is brilliant. I'm going to try to remember that.

If you saw in the article, people are putting any other zip than their own. They too are pissed.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 20, 2015, 02:48:15 pm
Woman eats three 72-ounce steaks in 20 minutes (http://fox5sandiego.com/2015/04/20/woman-eats-three-72-ounce-steaks-in-20-minutes/)


What the f*ck!!! What a BEAST!!!! It's one thing to eat 3 steaks. It's another to eat them all in 20 minutes! Sheesh!!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 20, 2015, 03:53:33 pm
IMO, I find the whole competitive eating thing repulsive. Like cigarettes, I just don't get the attraction.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 20, 2015, 06:05:55 pm
Shark Attacks Mick Fanning at J-Bay Open

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrt27dZ7DOA

I forgot to post this yesterday. Now, say it with me class.....'What the fuuuuuuuuck'!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 28, 2015, 10:07:29 am
SOUND SYSTEM BASS DISINTEGRATES BAG OF CHIPS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l54sSD6nsrg
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 28, 2015, 10:56:48 am
What the f*ck indeed!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 29, 2015, 09:32:56 am
Oh hell no...

Look how close it comes to the kid...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0A12_e3WXM


and then a guy passes out...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuBUxBApL-M
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 05, 2015, 10:17:41 pm
Road Rage Fail: Man Run Over By Own Car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RgAlKrwrPc

What the f*ck! How the hell does he even survive this? He looks like a rag doll. Sheesh!!!!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 09, 2015, 10:45:41 am
Politician Fakes Gay Affair To Hide Straight One

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zV1H8Ym2-0

Could just as easily have posted in the Glorious Fail thread. But at the end of the day, after you hear the story, all you are left saying is "What the f*ck". Seriously......WHAT THE F*CK!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on August 09, 2015, 04:19:41 pm
Ya know, this doesn't phase me at all. Douchery thinking all the way. That's a politician.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 08, 2015, 09:39:20 am
Hero in French train attack reportedly stabbed (http://news.yahoo.com/hero-in-french-train-attack-reportedly-stabbed-151843613.html)


Never would have thought any of those heroes would end up in this thread in the manner in which they did. Seriously, WTF! Our society continues to decline..... >:(
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on October 09, 2015, 05:08:58 am
I turned to my co-workers reading this, trying to be funny over the tragedy of this... "I'd start talking to God because he might be trying to tell you something."

Not so funny. This truly makes me shake my head.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 13, 2015, 06:18:33 am
Playboy Goes PG-13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUfeNt5yroU

Not cool. Not cool at all.
 >:( :'( :(

When the magazine tanks even more, it will end up in the Glorious Fail thread.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on October 13, 2015, 09:34:13 am
Ya, that ain't gonna work.  :'(
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 13, 2015, 09:35:44 am
They might as well change the name to Blahboy if Hugh really intends to go down this rabbit hole.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on November 18, 2015, 12:17:33 pm
This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Zero Tolerance is just lazy ass way to cover everything.

No tolerance fight policy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WcN3mMEiPI
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on December 02, 2015, 09:48:19 pm
Why This Model Removed Six Of Her Ribs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLKh-NH44r0

Seriously, what the f*ck is wrong with people? How does a natural beauty come to the conclusion she needs to do all that to herself? She was gorgeous before she decided to wreck herself. What a waste. She looks ridiculous.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on December 29, 2015, 09:10:44 am
Kylo Ren Rides BB-8 and Plays Flaming Bagpipes in the Rain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YZfAJDYeOk

WTF for sure.... I'm already wishing SW would be over.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on January 10, 2016, 08:13:12 am
Sean Penn Said To Be ‘Under Investigation’ After El Chapo Interview (http://news.yahoo.com/sean-penn-under-investigation-after-el-chapo-151633219.html)


Seriously Sean, what the f*ck is wrong with you? If he indeed sat on information about his whereabouts, he absolutely should be investigated.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on January 10, 2016, 08:26:51 am
I'm holding back my opinion. Still not sure this was way more elaborate long range plan to capture El Chapo.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on January 14, 2016, 10:19:53 am
NOT WTF for the idiot stunt. WTF is that guy saying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw411wupSRY
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on January 20, 2016, 09:28:16 am
WTF           WTF              WTF   WTF                       WTF WTF WTF                                         WTF                          WTF, SERIOUSLY, WTF

Washing machine brick bouncing on trampoline


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=779fMc8ubOo
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on January 20, 2016, 10:59:19 am
Haha. Someone clearly has a lot of time on their hands to come up with that idea.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on January 20, 2016, 11:09:20 am
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Haha. Someone clearly has a lot of time on their hands to come up with that idea.

I know, but ya know I'm laughing right there with them.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on February 26, 2016, 05:31:40 pm
Reasonable conspiracy theory claims that Katy Perry is JonBénet Ramsey (http://news.yahoo.com/reasonable-conspiracy-theory-claims-katy-190927142.html)



This gets a double WTF. The first being that anyone would even suggest that they are one and the same. The second WTF has to do with how similar they look. Dayum!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 03, 2016, 06:15:50 am
This is a different kind of WTF. It's more of a rant WTF.

Lately when I'm doing research on products, I go to YouTube to get a hands on perspective. To see it actually work.

I'm absolutely dumbfounded at watching videos that do everything but show the product in action. I'll see slide shows, static pictures and voice overs of the product, but not actual footage of the product. What's the point.

For instance I'm looking into Fire Hose Nozzles. I want to see. What they are capable of. I need to see a full demo. Every once in awhile, typically the products maker, just have a simple talky ad. Waste of time.

I typically need to see unbiased consumer demos.

But back to WTF. Show me the product. Show it all. Be truthful.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 03, 2016, 07:27:44 am
I had my fair share of videos like that. Whenever I'm buying something of value, I too like to see some reviews that show said product being used. There are a lot of people that post these dumb videos because they just want something.....anything on their channel. They are most likely noobs and are just starting out.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Neumatic on April 03, 2016, 11:31:17 pm
I'm sure I've posted about this sort of thing before, but it bears repeating: an article, this time on Vulture, about the pervasive use of digital face lifts in movies and TV (http://www.vulture.com/2016/03/special-effects-c-v-r.html).  I give Paul Reubens a lot of credit for admitting up front that he had this done in the new Pee-Wee flick, because no one else has really spoken about it.  And I had no idea that it was this pervasive, although I suppose it was inevitable.  I wonder how long it will be before all our movies are simply cartoons...  that is the ultimate level of control over a movie, after all.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 03, 2016, 11:40:00 pm
The only thing that comes to mind regarding this technique was Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil: Extinction (http://pennycan.createaforum.com/dvd's-blu-rays/resident-evil-extinction/msg9096/#msg9096). Other than that, I can't recall any other flick using it as extensively, even though I know it's now common these days.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Neumatic on April 04, 2016, 01:09:41 am
Oh damn, I meant to post that in the "Cool Geekie Tech" thread, not this one.  Though I suppose it is weird.

I do remember this tech being used in Thor 2, switching Loki as Captain America to Chris Evans... but I'd be real curious to see an example of an actor being replaced that I wasn't aware of.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 11, 2016, 10:23:34 am
Snowboarder Girl Chased By Bear - I Was Singing Rihanna Work And Didn't Know It Was Behind Me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT_PNKg3v7s


What the f*ck! I'm sure that's the first thing that came into her mind when she realized there was a bear chasing her when checking out the video playback after the fact.  Dat bear don't give up! This is NUTS! Yikes!
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 11, 2016, 01:20:37 pm
Is that for real? That looks like one of those horror shorts that has become big. Do a horror story in the shortest time possible.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 11, 2016, 01:32:00 pm
Ya know, as soon as I made the post regarding the video, I went back and really paid more attention to the bear and it does look like it's faked. So yeah Mac, I'm of the mindset that we (I) just got bamboozled.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on April 11, 2016, 05:03:48 pm
Snowboarder’s bear chase video deemed fake by many viewers (https://www.yahoo.com/news/snowboarder-bear-chase-video-fake-200443886.html)


Yep.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 11, 2016, 05:57:20 pm
I would have been way more impressed if they submitted it as an imaginative horror short.

People are way to on things on the Internet.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 12, 2016, 03:49:47 pm
Killer Drone?

Chainsaw drone

https://youtu.be/6Viwwetf0gU
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Neumatic on April 15, 2016, 01:38:11 pm
Sort of following up on the "digital facelift" story, Ghost In The Shell production tried using visual effects to make ScoJo more Asian (http://screencrush.com/ghost-in-the-shell-whitewashing-scarlett-johnasson-vfx/).  Do we really need to say that this is a bad idea?

Look, I get why ScoJo was cast in the movie, it makes sense on a number of levels:

* she's a box office name that can open a movie and I can't think of any Asian actresses who can do the same.

* it sounds like everyone else in the movie is going to be Asian.

* The Major (her character) is supposed to feel separate from everyone else, being a different ethnicity visually helps with this.

* We're already cool with the idea of ScoJo being in Asia and alone thanks to Lost In Translation, so this feels familiar.  "Similar but different," as the old saying goes.

* The Major is an android, and given how Western culture is treated over there, it makes sense that an android would be made to look like a white person than an asian person.

* The movie isn't about being Asian, it's about being human.  Or post-human, as the case may be.  This makes this particular instance different than Emma Stone in Aloha or whitewashing the cast of Akira, where being Asian is a key element of the characters and story.

And finally, I can't believe no one's mentioned this despite it JUST happening a week or two ago: there actually IS an android Scarlett Johannson!  That's an insane coincidence. 


I mean, honestly, it's hard to say anything for certain until the movie comes out, but whitewashing is a huge problem in Hollywood, and it's partly racism and partly financial, and on top of that we have the high barrier or entry, richer folks tend to be able to afford pursuing a career in the arts, and those people tend to be white, which leads to a less diverse pool to draw talent from.  And of course, only a small spoonful from that pool can open a movie, and that's the big consideration when it comes to casting.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on April 24, 2016, 05:29:57 am
I don't know how I ran across this... Regardless, I think it will be THE strangest thing, today, you will see on video. I have no idea what it is...
It is, uh funny?


http://youtu.be/QEeLwBZWG_Q
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on May 27, 2016, 01:47:27 pm
Some are just absolutely hilarious... some horrifying

Bad Day At Work

https://youtu.be/VveNHLZaECw
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on July 30, 2016, 01:31:24 pm
WTF. Some people are seriously f*cked up and have way to much time our their hands.

Spicy Boys

Rename Fire Ants to Spicy Boys!!!

Change.org (https://www.change.org/p/rename-fire-ants-to-spicy-boys)

(https://d22r54gnmuhwmk.cloudfront.net/photos/4/ks/mn/AmKSmNQjHIVcKxl-1600x900-noPad.jpg?1467137858)


Ok, this is funny as f*ck.  ;D
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on September 18, 2016, 07:44:57 am
Corey Feldman project

https://youtu.be/OqIv2tc9BCI
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 18, 2016, 09:09:03 am
Ugh. This guy again? When is he ever going to get it in his head.....he's NOT a musician! It's one thing if he would pick up a guitar and just play, but the fact that he is closing in on 50 and still fancies himself as the second coming of Michael Jackson is just f*cking disturbing as well as embarrassing. If he would just "be himself" and stop trying to act like someone else, it would be a step in the right direction. Not saying he would suddenly be accepted or even good for that matter....but make a f*cking effort dude.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on September 23, 2016, 11:26:55 am
OMYF*CKINGGAWD

https://youtu.be/MoYjVTbLWyo

Love the comments
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 23, 2016, 01:46:08 pm
This fad has already used up its 15 minutes. Time to move onto real life people.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 30, 2016, 08:41:36 am
Angry customer gets mad at French Apple Store with steel ball PART 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFUlz_BTby8

What.

The.

F*ck.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on September 30, 2016, 09:32:50 am
Precisely WTF

He didn't look incredibly pissed. Was he trying to make a viral video? People do some pretty stupid sh*t for their limelight.

Hope they just nailed his ass with huge fine.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on November 27, 2016, 04:12:15 am
I guess this is just a concept, but looks like they put a lot of effort into marketing.

They so crazy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbMmhQYoAsM&sns=e
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on November 27, 2016, 04:18:20 am
This concept ONLY works if you get a hot girl in front or behind you.  ;D
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on December 23, 2016, 01:23:42 pm
I've never seen this before

Guy continually loses consciousness and doesn't realize it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkbptXtxwWg&sns=em
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Neumatic on January 01, 2017, 06:10:12 pm
Okay, this is one that happened to me earlier today:

I had to do my whole section of the store by myself for the last hour, in places where I didn't have much training.  So I've been told when in doubt, call for help.  Makes sense, right?  I've only been there since Thanksgiving, and I get questions that pros here don't know the answer to (I get a lot of weird questions).

Anyway, five minutes in, I get this customer with a very soft voice, thick Spanish/Mexican accent and missing his front four teeth.  VERY hard to anyone to understand him, especially me.  So I call it in and get the typical "look it up" response.  I answer saying "I can't understand what he's saying" and my boss, my F*CKING BOSS calls back, on the radio that every employee in the store can hear, "OH, you want someone to do it FOR you!"

WTF!?  Am I crazy or was that incredibly inappropriate?
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on January 02, 2017, 05:06:31 am
His reaction was uncalled for.

This time of year, I think folks are just so stressed. Not an excuse and definitely something they should be aware of and deal with it better.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on January 13, 2017, 07:13:37 am
Wow, we have lost our damn mind...

https://youtu.be/m2eoRZlebBg

and this ridiculous recent bit of police work...

https://youtu.be/-hGx6yYYzT0
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on January 13, 2017, 11:26:36 am
Cops will say and do anything to meet their monthly quotas when issuing citations. Proven fact and not just some random BS I pulled out of thin air. This is just beyond ridiculous.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on January 25, 2017, 06:27:07 pm


https://youtu.be/kH24GXEDHxI
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 05, 2017, 03:42:13 pm
Vocal Fry (aka creaky voices)

funny, but sadly true stuff...

https://youtu.be/w7BBNEwyOjw
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Mac on March 05, 2017, 04:07:28 pm
I've never heard of these video's up to last week when our local radio drive time was bringing these up and making us all laugh.

ASMR videos But this one is a guy trying to watch them.. with a straight face

https://youtu.be/kKCbOZm8-UY

sorry guys, you can't unheard or unlearn this once you see it.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on June 04, 2017, 12:57:47 pm
Evan Longoria - Crazy barehanded catch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WOO38BrC8U

Didn't know where to put this. The video is old (6 years old I believe) and I'm just now seeing it for the first time. I will admit that I flinched when the ball came at  the viewer (me), believing it to be real. Part of me wants to believe this is real....but the more I keep watching it, I'm dubious about this being legit. Real or fake....it's still an awesome clip to watch.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 02, 2017, 05:36:28 am
Just woke up to the news about the mass shooting in Vegas (50+ Dead, 200+ Wounded). Seriously, what the hell is happening with this planet? Stunned and horrified at the news.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 02, 2017, 06:19:09 am
It's now 400+ wounded. Sheesh.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Neumatic on October 30, 2017, 08:12:53 pm
This feels like a real WTF kind of thing... I certainly had that reaction watching, an AI creates new faces.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOxxPcy5Gr4

Just imagine this being used to create background characters (or even main characters) in video games and animated features!  We already have computers that can simulate crowd movements, imagine if they can create crowds!

They also show off the ability to blend other points of reference together, like cars and bedrooms and so on.  This is reminding me of the holodeck from Star Trek, once it learns motif and context you could have a computer create anything for you just based on your description.

This is actually making me really want to draw some mash-up faces... I happen to have a copy of Vogue I got the other day, I'm sure there's some reference in there I could play with.
Title: Re: The What The F*ck Thread
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 30, 2017, 08:52:02 pm
Nice find. This is the first I'm hearing anything about this.