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Title: Kristen Bell's Body of Lies (2012)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on January 24, 2012, 12:29:39 pm
Kristen Bell's Body of Lies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKSwIuom5c8

(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/lol.gif)

My girl is a canvas and I don't care! This was actually pretty good. Lately, the short films being turned out by Funny Or Die have SUCKED!! This one does not.

Title: Re: Kristen Bell's Body of Lies (2012)
Post by: Mac on January 24, 2012, 12:46:25 pm
That was good. Getting a tat while covering up the tats (http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt137/auntb93also/Emoticons/HystericalEmoticon.gif)

Genius
Title: Re: Kristen Bell's Body of Lies (2012)
Post by: Mac on September 25, 2015, 09:47:37 am
I honestly don't remember the video above. But it was just as funny, apparently, as the first time I watched it.

By the by, this for Chip... my girlfriend made another appearance on Jimmy Kimmel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsKFsF2zpFM
Title: Re: Kristen Bell's Body of Lies (2012)
Post by: Neumatic on September 25, 2015, 12:08:29 pm
I knew someone was gonna post that somewhere, I just wasn't sure where.  What a strange fashion choice.  Not complaining, but strange.

I gotta say, Mac, posting it in this thread with this title, immediately made me think of Swordfish, now you got me imagining a movie or something where Kristen Bell and Halle Berry are both undercover agents taking down a dangerous criminal organization or something.
Title: Re: Kristen Bell's Body of Lies (2012)
Post by: Mac on September 25, 2015, 01:15:00 pm
I tell ya man, we need more high espionage, high action, female flicks. Sounds like a winner to me.
Title: Re: Kristen Bell's Body of Lies (2012)
Post by: Neumatic on September 25, 2015, 02:34:36 pm
Now if only i knew how to write that kind of flick...
Title: Re: Kristen Bell's Body of Lies (2012)
Post by: Neumatic on September 25, 2015, 07:02:58 pm
Debating about the approach, namely if Bell and Berry should be on the same side or enemies.
Title: Re: Kristen Bell's Body of Lies (2012)
Post by: Mac on September 25, 2015, 08:42:46 pm
How about they are life long enemies, but something greater (evil) forces them to fight together utilizing their best assets and skills, which neither one knew of the other.

Wait, has that been done before?
Title: Re: Kristen Bell's Body of Lies (2012)
Post by: Neumatic on September 25, 2015, 08:54:36 pm
I'm sure it has, but who gives a sh1t?  It's not the idea, it's the execution that makes all the difference.

Maybe they're from different agencies like the Man from UNCLE (The Women From AUNT?), or they're both criminals or something... maybe they don't know that they're on the same mission until they're deep into it.

Weird that Chip hasn't piped in on this one.
Title: Re: Kristen Bell's Body of Lies (2012)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 25, 2015, 09:58:10 pm
I haven't piped in because I've poolside with both Kristen and Halle. Priorities.  ;)
Title: Re: Kristen Bell's Body of Lies (2012)
Post by: Neumatic on September 25, 2015, 10:01:17 pm
Check 'em for wires!

That was literally one of the only things that popped into my head, that shot from Swordfish where Halle's taking the dress off and we see that wire, that set-up but Bell applying it.  That and them fighting.  I'm not proud of myself for that.
Title: Re: Kristen Bell's Body of Lies (2012)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 25, 2015, 10:03:09 pm
Sorry, no wires to check for since this was a clothing optional pool.  ;D
Title: Re: Kristen Bell's Body of Lies (2012)
Post by: Neumatic on September 25, 2015, 10:11:56 pm
I can hear one of them saying "it's sexier when you don't see everything."  Heck, I think I might even try to get away with one of them wearing a one-piece and having that be just as sexy.  Don't know how I'll pull that off yet.  (Talk about priorities).
Title: Re: Kristen Bell's Body of Lies (2012)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 25, 2015, 10:12:47 pm
 ;)
Title: Re: Kristen Bell's Body of Lies (2012)
Post by: Neumatic on September 25, 2015, 10:16:51 pm
Never mind I have another project that's basically this on steroids that I've half-****, I gotta waste brain cells on this.

I mean, Berry/Bell is a trashcan idea, and you know I'm big on those, so I guess I can justify it a little.

Oh darn, I just remembered that Berry was in James Bond (which means I was lucky in that I forgot that).  And that there was going to be a Jinx movie at some point, like a spin-off.  Maybe I can use my assumptions about that to build something.
Title: Re: Kristen Bell's Body of Lies (2012)
Post by: Neumatic on September 25, 2015, 11:23:58 pm
Oh ho, I think I figured out an interesting twist to all this!  D6mn you all for putting this into my head.

So K-Bell is a good guy and Halle is a bad guy.  And in any other movie, Halle would be caught by Kristen at the start and given a chance to redeem herself by joining in.  So why not go the opposite route?  K-Bell is caught by Halle, but the evil organization needs her expertise to deal with a new threat.  Join or die type of deal.  Might add some tension into the dynamic.