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Re: All Things Horror...
« Reply #135 on: December 02, 2012, 02:40:44 pm »
Storage 24


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The trailer for the UK creature feature Storage 24 has made its debut.  Magnet Releasing is putting this one up on VOD December 6th, a limited theatrical run follows on January 11th.

Written by and starring Noel Clarke, the film is directed by Johannes Roberts.

Synopsis: London is in chaos. A military cargo plane has crashed leaving its highly classified contents strewn across the city. Completely unaware London is in lockdown, Charlie (Noel Clarke) and Shelley(Antonia Campbell-Hughes), accompanied by best friends Mark (Colin O’Donoghue) and Nikki (Laura Haddock), are at Storage 24 dividing up their possessions after a recent break-up. Suddenly, the power goes off. Trapped in a dark maze of endless corridors, a mystery predator is hunting them one by one. In a place designed to keep things in, how do you get out?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG7agS1DhMQ
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Re: All Things Horror...
« Reply #136 on: December 12, 2012, 03:47:24 pm »
Stalled

This really should be in the WTF thread, but since it is mostly horror... or horrible... here ya go

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Need a little privacy when nature calls? Then you'd better not choose this bathroom! Check out a disgusting new teaser for Stalled, a British zombie comedy flush with loads of toilet humor.

The repulsive premise of Stalled is pretty simple—what if you were stuck in a toilet stall during a rampaging zombie outbreak? The result is a sick, sloppy, blood-filled bonanza of hilarious zombie mayhem in the ladies' room.

Described as Evil Dead meets Phone Booth, it's written by and stars Dan Palmer and directed by Christian James. Stalled is set to be released sometime in 2013.

Here's a synopsis:

    It's Christmas Eve, and a soon-to-be-s--t-canned maintenance gopher (Dan Palmer) is changing light bulbs and cleaning toilets instead of drinking egg nog and making out with drunk receptionists at the annual office party.

    Unfortunately for this forlorn floor-sweeper, he chooses to use the ladies restroom the very second a zombie outbreak occurs! Will he bowl us over and flush away the undead or simply remain ...Stalled?


So lock the latch tight and have a perverse peek over the splattered divider.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwsGAypEh1o

Uh, I won't be tracking this one... jeeeesh
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Re: All Things Horror...
« Reply #137 on: December 14, 2012, 04:50:06 pm »
The Haunting in Connecticut 2 The Ghosts of Georgia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHUVqbSyLfA
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Re: All Things Horror...
« Reply #138 on: December 14, 2012, 04:54:38 pm »
A Haunted House

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J50vA5VLR6k

I would never pay any money to see this, but I'll check it out at the library.... this looks really dumb.
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Re: All Things Horror...
« Reply #139 on: December 30, 2012, 01:07:09 pm »
John Dies At The End Anti-Piracy


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Don Coscarelli‘s film John Dies at the End, which features humans and monsters drifting between dimensions thanks to a popular drug, has been earning fans at festivals for the past year, and it is finally available to be seen by everyone thanks to the miracle of VOD. Many films that are available digitally also end up being seen by a lot of people thanks to piracy, and the marketing folks working for John Dies at the End have put together a great little trailer that hopes to prevent that from happening this time.

Looks like some of the film’s fun, grisly moments ended up in this trailer, so be warned of that before going in, but with that disclaimer shared, have a look below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3Z8eq0xrqU
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Re: All Things Horror...
« Reply #140 on: January 05, 2013, 03:38:54 pm »
Ok, this is just silly....


.....Heeeeee heeeeeee heeeeeee


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« Reply #141 on: February 12, 2013, 04:37:13 pm »
Evil Dead in 60 Seconds 2013 - Virgin Fake Film Festival

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There is a film festival that I've never heard of before called the Virgin Fake Film Festival. The idea is that entries remake a film in sixty seconds. That's about the extent of it. Winner gets $10,000.

There are many entries this year, but this Evil Dead remake is special. For one, it actually looks decent. It also does a really good job covering the whole film in sixty seconds. Many of the others fail pretty **** in this regard. Plus, it comes with its own cool poster.

It's fun, it's gory, it's short, and it's free. Watching it should be a no-brainer. If you have an extra minute to spare,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9On1HsPqzo
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Re: All Things Horror...
« Reply #142 on: February 12, 2013, 04:40:13 pm »
Mike Mendez's 'Big Ass Spider' Has a Big Ass Trailer

Hell, I'll watch it just because of the title.

BIG ASS SPIDER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSlNiSEWqwQ
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« Reply #143 on: February 12, 2013, 04:47:48 pm »
I'm watching it just for that chicks ass!
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« Reply #144 on: February 13, 2013, 12:58:18 pm »
It's fake
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« Reply #145 on: March 24, 2013, 09:16:42 am »
ABCs OF DEATH Gets The Greatest Review Ever

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MovieGuide is an evangelical Christian site that rates movies based on their morals, or at least how their morals match up with those of the American Taliban. Which means - you guessed it - movies get bad marks for portraying gays in a positive light or for promoting atheism.

One movie that was never going to ge tthe MovieGuide seal of approval was Magnolia/Drafthouse Films' The ABCs of Death, the 26 short anthology that really pushes the boundaries of sick, **** up stuff. It's not a movie for everybody. It's possibly not a movie for anybody. It's certainly not a movie for MovieGuide. But their review of the film's objectionable material reads like the greatest recommendation of all time:


  • Very strong pagan, self-indulgent horror anthology, with one segment attacking the United States and capitalism; 38 obscenities (mostly “f” words), one strong profanity, one light profanity, plus cartoon feces segment and toilet slaughters people; extreme violence with much blood and gore includes chainsaw murder, man impaled, cat is gruesomely killed, fat woman carves up her body with a chainsaw to look thin, spider bites man then crawls inside him and a bunch of baby spiders come out of his ears, character electrocuted, etc.; extreme sexual content includes depicted fornication, men tied up and forced to watch **** sex acts (including implied pedophilia) while graphically abusing themselves or they will be impaled, **** dancing, female teacher passionately kisses her student, anal fixations, another segment contains references to pedophilia, and a huge phallic device spews rice many times while a woman’s **** spews vegetables in one segment; extreme nudity includes shots full male and female nudity, rear nudity, and upper female nudity; alcohol use; no smoking but some drug references in one segment; and, men held against their will, illegal fight with a dog, people tease a very overweight girl, moral relativism.
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Re: All Things Horror...
« Reply #146 on: March 24, 2013, 08:29:26 pm »
I'm waiting for Mac's review on the movie. His is the only review that matters. The rest can go f*ck themselves.
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Re: All Things Horror...
« Reply #147 on: June 02, 2013, 08:30:58 am »
John Landis on Inside Horror

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Re: All Things Horror...
« Reply #148 on: June 02, 2013, 01:37:29 pm »
That was cool... thanks for posting that.
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« Reply #149 on: June 02, 2013, 02:22:41 pm »
No problemo.
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