I just can't bring myself to want to be excited about this.

Didn't the head of Disney say that story didn't matter?  Just checked.  He did.  And the picture accompanying the article?  Johnny Depp.  And considering how much I heard they spent on a movie about two people on horses, I just... nothing.  I got nothing.  This is gonna be like Alice in Wonderland to me.  Don't care.

If you have a good reason for me to care, do let me know.

And I don't say all this to be snarky, I'm just being honest with my feelings.