Author Topic: Hottest Music Videos Of All Time (NSFW)  (Read 595 times)

0 Members and 0 Guests are viewing this topic.

Neumatic

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3901
    • View Profile
Re: Hottest Music Videos Of All Time (NSFW)
« Reply #30 on: October 04, 2013, 06:40:42 pm »
I feel like a lot of perverts might wear sharkskin suits... when they're trying to be fancy.

The existence of this video is making me rethink the omission of a leather scene in my stripper script (I hate to bring it up, but you show me this, how could I not be thinking of it?).

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24418
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Hottest Music Videos Of All Time (NSFW)
« Reply #31 on: October 04, 2013, 06:43:12 pm »
On a "serious" note....(how can one actually be serious in a thread called 'Hottest Music Videos.." I think the idea behind the sharks is that Britney considers herself a shark, one that has to constantly stay in motion or she dies....which is true of sharks. The S&M is to goose sales and keep up with Miley in the 'sexing' department.
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

Neumatic

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3901
    • View Profile
Re: Hottest Music Videos Of All Time (NSFW)
« Reply #32 on: October 04, 2013, 07:05:36 pm »
I actually happened to read a great article about the problem with all these half-naked pop stars that's worth a read.  Totally agree.

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24418
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Hottest Music Videos Of All Time (NSFW)
« Reply #33 on: October 04, 2013, 08:53:22 pm »
Interesting article. With that said, more hot naked chicks!!
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

Mac

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9913
  • Dewey Cheatham & Howe LLP
  • Location: Little Ol Town in the Midwest
    • View Profile
Re: Hottest Music Videos Of All Time (NSFW)
« Reply #34 on: October 05, 2013, 06:24:17 am »
Great article. I was thinking something like that while watching the Rhiana video. W-wh-why would she sing about stripping? One reason - money and attention. The song is boring. And that's what we are seeing with a lot of these songs. No talent, so lets throw these images in their face.

I'm not complaining about the images, but after watching 3 minutes of it, yes with the sound turned down, their time is up.

The article harks back to the young girl who gives it up on the first date. Unless these artists have something more to offer, they will fade.
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24418
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Hottest Music Videos Of All Time (NSFW)
« Reply #35 on: October 05, 2013, 11:10:40 am »
Unless these artists have something more to offer, they will fade.

Easier said than done. Britney, Christina, Jessica.....they are all still around and it's their sex appeal that's actually prolonged their careers. Think about it. They've manage to stretch what should have been 15 minutes into a 'career' because their music isn't profound or lasting and will NEVER get them into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame or any type of 'Greatest Of All Time' List. And it's because of that they have relied on and now are pushing it even more to keep themselves in the "headlines" so to speak to compete with the likes of Miley, Gaga, Rihanna and Ke$ha.
« Last Edit: October 05, 2013, 11:13:02 am by Chiprocks1 »
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24418
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Hottest Music Videos Of All Time (NSFW)
« Reply #36 on: August 20, 2014, 09:22:44 pm »

I dig the video, but I can't stand Nicki's voice. It's horrible. As for the video, if you like big asses and twerking, this one is for you. With that said, I don't even think this comes close to some of her earlier videos as far as pushing the envelope. I actually think this is quite tame by comparison. But (pun intended) since there is a lot of press regarding her most recent album cover for the single, felt it appropriate to post the video here.
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

Mac

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9913
  • Dewey Cheatham & Howe LLP
  • Location: Little Ol Town in the Midwest
    • View Profile
Re: Hottest Music Videos Of All Time (NSFW)
« Reply #37 on: August 21, 2014, 03:42:02 am »
Funny, I watched the video last night. I eventually turned down the sound. Her voice is horrible. And should we talk about the lyrics? NO!!!

Good Gawd.

Yes, the video is slapping the dolphin material. Let's leave it at that.

Beyond her physical attributes, I have zero interest.
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Neumatic

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3901
    • View Profile
Re: Hottest Music Videos Of All Time (NSFW)
« Reply #38 on: September 11, 2014, 06:21:15 pm »
I've never heard "slapping the dolphin" before.  Which is funny because that's why I was banned from Seaworld (sly glance).

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24418
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Hottest Music Videos Of All Time (NSFW)
« Reply #39 on: September 11, 2014, 07:33:48 pm »
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

Mac

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9913
  • Dewey Cheatham & Howe LLP
  • Location: Little Ol Town in the Midwest
    • View Profile
Re: Hottest Music Videos Of All Time (NSFW)
« Reply #40 on: September 19, 2014, 09:50:46 am »
Seriously needs to be in the "Roll The Eyes" thread.

Warning? Maximum Impact?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxtIRArhVD4

What a ridiculous song. I couldn't stand more than 30 seconds of that tripe.

And then you have this
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Chiprocks1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24418
  • Tell me a joke...
    • View Profile
Re: Hottest Music Videos Of All Time (NSFW)
« Reply #41 on: September 25, 2014, 08:55:47 pm »
You're absolutely right, the song is horrible. Even with the intent of making a Dance Floor tune, this song STILL fails. Totally unmemorable in everyway. With that said, I think the video is awesome in that "more booty is better" kind of way.  ;D It's funny how J-Lo is now in career resuscitation mode and she is now trying to compete with the likes of Nicki Minaj and Rihanna. Had J-Lo made this kind of video 10 years ago, it would have set the world on fire with unrelenting news reports about it. Now.....it doesn't even register as news. I only knew about this video the moment Mac posted it. If he didn't, I doubt I would have ever heard about it.
Chip's Rockin' Art
Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

Neumatic

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3901
    • View Profile
Re: Hottest Music Videos Of All Time (NSFW)
« Reply #42 on: September 25, 2014, 10:52:13 pm »
I had heard about it, but mostly because of all the booty.  I looked at the video but still didn't listen to the music.  Dang those are some firm bodies.  The creep in me is wishing that J Lo was in recovery mode with her movies if this is the kind of music video she's making.

Seriously though, the only thing I know about this video is that it was directed by Joseph Khan, who directed a movie called Detention that I totally dig.

Mac

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9913
  • Dewey Cheatham & Howe LLP
  • Location: Little Ol Town in the Midwest
    • View Profile
Re: Hottest Music Videos Of All Time (NSFW)
« Reply #43 on: January 01, 2015, 10:35:59 am »
This is really more of a Art piece than music video

NSFW

Stardust by Adrien Servadio

Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Neumatic

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3901
    • View Profile
Re: Hottest Music Videos Of All Time (NSFW)
« Reply #44 on: January 01, 2015, 02:31:33 pm »
Without the sound, I feel like I'm watching the opening credits for a Bond film.  I'm actually going to take caps and put the names in to see what it'd look like.

 

Related Topics

  Subject / Started by Replies Last post
14 Replies
194 Views
Last post February 18, 2017, 03:42:55 pm
by Mac
71 Replies
415 Views
Last post January 01, 2017, 01:01:54 pm
by Mac
16 Replies
162 Views
Last post May 26, 2013, 09:31:45 am
by Neumatic
0 Replies
10 Views
Last post June 26, 2014, 08:21:50 am
by Mac
1 Replies
35 Views
Last post February 26, 2015, 10:00:48 am
by Mac

Automatic Image Resize Code