So, I watched the MTV VMA's last night and this was the first show I had watched from start to finish in probably 15 years. I was intending to have it on as background noise more than anything. But the performances did catch my attention. So much so that I really didn't get a whole lot of work done.

So, Lady Gaga opened the show and say what you will about her "fashion" sense, especially the stupid costume she wore with the thing on her head, she did put on a great performance. As for Miley Cyrus, she annoys the f*ck out of me, but you couldn't take your eyes off of her last night because she was doing everything she could to create controversy. I can only imagine what Billy Ray squirming in his chair watching her "little girl" stimulate  m a s t u r b a t i n g  on stage for 10 minutes and topping it off getting "banged" doggy style  by Robin Thicke.

Undoubtedly the show stopping performance goes to Justin Timberlake. Now THAT's how you bring down a house. It was a 10 minute medley song performance that will be talked about for years to come. The biggest surprise wasn't that there was a mini reunion with NSYNC. Worst kept secret ever. Biggest surprise was how much weight they all gained. You could tell that midway through the song they were all gassed trying to keep up with Timberlake.

Timberlake may have gotten performance of the night, but the song of the night easily goes to Bruno Mars for Gorilla. Awesome performance. Looked like I was watching a KISS concert mixed with a laser show. Katy Perry closed at the show and it was very entertaining. Liked it. As for the awards.........who the f*ck cares.

FYI, what the hell happened to Lil' Kim? Why did she start doing plastic surgery on her face? She now looks exactly like Latoya and Michael Jackson, which is a shame because before that, she was incredibly gorgeous. Now, not so much. She looks bad.

Got any video's of those performances?

They keep getting pulled down. You're best bet would be to catch one of the billion reruns they will air this week.

She thought she was being provacative, but she wasn't at all. Look, if you want to do head-linging, attention grabbing things to get your name out there, that's fine. Just don't do it when you're trying to sell your music because you end up devaluing yourself along with your music you're promoting and no one is gonna talk about your songs the day after. Christina and Britney tried the very same thing and it backfired. Let the music do the talking. Period. Having said that, she doesn't have music to fall back on. She sucks at singing, dancing and finger-banging.

Finger banging?

Uh, never mind... I watched