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Not bad... Not bad... But not enough marble mouth.

Hey, someone else is making fun of Mike
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Good Gawd Mac, you have soiled this thread. I can't stand her and I wish she would just go away already. Her 2 minutes was up before she even got on TV.
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Michael Scott To Meredith: "You've slept with so many men, your starting to look like one. BOOM! Roasted! Go here.

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I

Me

soiled the thread?

Dude, don't shoot the messenger
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moved....

More Terrible Classic Rock Covers, Vanilla Ice - Satisfaction
Sit through this one... B itch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j94MlRd41tU
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Wow, just wow...way to go of performing and making me totally limp

Britney Spears - I Love Rock 'N' Roll


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDpFHwOhloE
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No, no, no, no, no, no!!!!!!! I hated this when it first came out and guess what, I still hate it.
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Wow, just wow.... humankind is doomed if anybody (excluding Billy Ray) things this is good.

Kudo's for the half naked women... but still, the Cyrus name continues to claim the top douche spot.

Buck 22 - Achy Breaky 2 ft. Billy Ray Cyrus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72WhEqeS6AQ

Miley keeps Twerking
Daddies song is working
Now Billy sing that crazy hook again
WRECKING BALL!!!
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That is horrid. Billy and the song.
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‘Stairway to Heaven’ Has Been Claimed for Jesus

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‘Stairway to Heaven’ Has Been Claimed for Jesus
by Jeff Giles March 26, 2014 10:10 AM
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‘Stairway to Heaven’ has been a lot of things over the years — a Led Zeppelin fan favorite, an FM rock radio staple, the bane of guitar-shop employees all over the world — but we think we can safely say you’ve never heard it quite like this.

As of Feb. 5, 2014, the song has been claimed by YouTube user Bold for Jesus, a musician whose religious conversion inspired him to bring others to the gospel by, among other things, uploading videos of himself singing and playing bass. You can read a more in-depth account of his faith at his website, the Way to Heaven, but if all you’ve got is 10 minutes to experience the gist of the Bold for Jesus message, his ‘Stairway to Heaven’ is the place to start.

But be forewarned, rockers — this isn’t the ‘Stairway’ you know by heart. As he explains on the video’s page, “I have not played the real ‘Stairway To Heaven’ song since 1981.” We don’t want to spoil anything for you before you play the Bold for Jesus version, but we can share this much: at the end of the video, you can hear him share some of the details of his former “radical rock ‘n’ roll life,” including the time he slammed a pie on top of a teacher’s head.

Others have branded this the worst ‘Stairway to Heaven’ cover in history, but we’re not willing to go to such extremes; suffice it to say that Bold for Jesus’ take on the song is very…different, and Robert Plant probably doesn’t have anything to worry about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT9SPaT6t8s
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The Preening! The Hair! The Swagger! The Rockstar face!

This can't be real. There is no way in hell (pun intended) that this guy is THAT delusional to think this is a good, nay, mediocre performance. It's the absolute worst thing I've ever seen.....and heard. This HAS to be some sort of prank to get it to go viral.
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Uh, well, uh... hmmmm. I think the ol boy is legit. Check out his other video's.
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Check out his other video's.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.





No.
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I believe this will out the Kris Kardashian video.
A convention about social networks... yes, and I believe I heard tickets were $1500


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Social media is the be-all, end-all of human existence these days, and there is perhaps no better distillation of that than “Let’s Get Social,” an anthem for the web age. Yes, at this year’s Social Media Marketing World, Mary McCoy from Continuum Managed Services performed the definitive tribute to all things social, including tweets, viral videos, and the internet’s obsession with bacon.

The song includes lyrics like “I’m hoping you’ll share my stuff/And tweet it to the world” and “We try to keep from paying/That leads to hashtag #fail.” Yes, this is a song specifically about social media, so based on your personal tolerance for such things, your mileage may vary.

The only way that could have possibly been more social is if it had cameos from Keyboard Cat, the Evolution of Dance guy boogying in the background, a remixed version of the Dramatic Chipmunk music at some point in the tune, and a cameo by the Chocolate Rain guy.

Listen to the words... good lord

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itvvFfeLh84
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Sometimes you can never tell if it's a joke, or if it's real.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k21nZsf6kHM
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