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« Reply #45 on: November 20, 2012, 08:40:23 am »
A couple were Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas  Eve and the mall was packed.
 
As the wife walked  through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere  around.  She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.  Because  she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he  was.

In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry  store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond  necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one  day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I  remember that jewelry store."

He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next  to it."
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