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Re: Jokes...
« Reply #45 on: February 12, 2013, 04:08:46 pm »
My brother received a ticket for running a red light by one of the red light cameras. My brother went to fight the ticket stating the machine had malfunctioned. He prepared and thoroughly presented his case to the judge who told him "machines do not malfunction and you have wasted this court's time." My brother calmly told the judge "well obviously you have not seen the Terminator movies" and the court erupted in laughter.
The judge warned him regarding contempt, but then smirked and reduced the fine.
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