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Re: Jokes...
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2012, 02:11:15 pm »
The Italian Loan

An Italian walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan

He told the loan officer that he was going to Italy on business for two
weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.

The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of
security for the loan, so the Italian handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank.

The Italian produced the title and everything checked out.

The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and
apologized for having to charge 12% interest.

Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh
at the Italian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000

An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the
bank's underground garage and parked it.

Two weeks later, the Italian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23..07.

The loan officer said, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?'

The Italian replied: 'Minga! Where else in New York City can I park my
car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I

Ah, the Italians... Bada Bing!

(1) FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Always bring the food..

(2) FRIENDS:Will say ';hello'
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

(3) FRIENDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad

(4) FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

(5) FRIENDS:Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just
being together.

(6) FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

(7) FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's back-ends that left you.

(8) FRIENDS: Will knock on your door.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I';m home!';

(9) FRIENDS:Will visit you in jail
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will spend the night in jail with you.

(10) FRIENDS:Will visit you in the hospital when you're sick
   ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will cut your grass and clean your house thencome
spend the night with you in the hospital.
(11) FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial
  ITALIAN FRIENDS: Have your number memorized

(12) FRIENDS: Are for a while.
  ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.

(13) FRIENDS:Might ignore this.

ITALIAN FRIENDS will forward this to their ITALIAN friends and those
who wish they were ITALIAN or consider themselves Italian by association
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.


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