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Re: Jokes...
« Reply #30 on: April 20, 2012, 08:37:26 am »
I fish on Friday's

After 35 years of marriage, a

  husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was,

  the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in

  the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy,

  emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry

  list of unmet needs she had endured.


   
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of

  time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the

  wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her

  husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly

  sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and

  said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you

  do this?"


   
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

 

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