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Random Funny Sh*t
« on: August 21, 2011, 07:21:44 am »
Demonic Denise (Full House)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rIc6cUBajw

Admit it, this gave you a laugh. Well, it was funny to me.
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Re: Random Funny Sh*t
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2011, 07:26:27 am »
Two Old Men, Worst Fight Ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sua8VL_4x90

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Re: Random Funny Sh*t
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2011, 09:45:02 pm »
World's Drunkest Guy Ever (With Original Audio)

http://www.youtube.com/wa...GJKOw&feature=related

World's Drunkest Guy Ever (With Music)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIp3PAFeXPw

I will never get tired of watching this. Originally saw it over at the other site. P.S. I have never thought the word 'drunkest' has ever sounded right, regardless of how it's used in a sentence. Just sayin'.

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Re: Random Funny Sh*t
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2011, 09:51:26 am »
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

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Re: Random Funny Sh*t
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2011, 10:15:01 am »
Haha. I remember that one from America's Funniest Home Videos.
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Re: Random Funny Sh*t
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2011, 06:38:47 am »
A heart breaking historically relevant story that must be told!

http://www.funnyordie.com...he-booth-with-hank-azaria
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Re: Random Funny Sh*t
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2011, 08:40:51 am »
I don't care what you say... always funny

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Re: Random Funny Sh*t
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2011, 11:51:43 am »
Jim Carrey (The Larry Sanders Show)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8DLbAQGg6I

Having just got finished watching my Larry Sanders marathon, I thought this scene was particularly funny. I just don't know exactly where to post this. So, for the time being, I guess this thread will have to suffice.

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Re: Random Funny Sh*t
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2012, 09:50:57 am »
Does anyone else find it funny when fat people talk about their ailments, for instance, complaining they have weak knees.

Really? Weak knees is the problem?

How about... You're fat. Yes, your knees are weak because they're holding up a ton of fat.

This just happened to me. It was so hard not blurting out what I just thought.
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Re: Random Funny Sh*t
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2012, 10:12:03 am »
Sorry to hear you have weak knees Mac.
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Re: Random Funny Sh*t
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2012, 10:13:31 am »
Oh yea, it's not just my weak knees. It's a bad day to stop doing crack.
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Re: Random Funny Sh*t
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2012, 01:02:52 pm »
Final Examination

Instructions:  Read each question carefully.  Answer all
questions.  Time Limit:  4 hours.  Begin immediately.

1) H I S T O R Y


Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the
present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on
its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical
impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa.  Be brief, concise,
and specific.


2) M E D I C I N E

You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and
a bottle of Scotch.  Remove your appendix.  Do not suture until
your work has been inspected.  You have 15 minutes.


3) P U B L I C S P E A K I N G


Twenty-five hundred riot-crazed aborigines are storming the
classroom.  Calm them.  You may use any ancient language except
Latin or Greek.


4) B I O L O G Y


Create life.  Estimate the differences in subsequent human
culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years
earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the
English parliamentary system.  Prove your thesis.


5) M U S I C


Write a piano concerto.  Orchestrate and perform it with flute
and drum.  You will find a piano under your seat.


6) P S Y C H O L O G Y


Based on your degree of knowledge of their works, evaluate the
emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed
frustrations of each of the following:  Alexander of Aphrodisias,
Rameses II, Gregory of Nicea, Hammurabi.  Support your
evaluations with quotations from each man's work, making
appropriate references.  It is not necessary to translate.


7) S O C I O L O G Y


Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end
of the world.  Construct an experiment to test your theory.


8) M A N A G E M E N T  S C I E N C E


Define management.  Define science.  How do they relate?  Why?
Create a generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial
decisions.  Assuming an 1130 CPU supporting 50 terminals, each
terminal to activate your algorithm; design the communications
interface and all necessary control programs.


9) E N G I N E E R I N G

The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed
in a box onyour desk.  You will also find an instruction manual,
printed in Swahili.  In ten minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be
admitted to the room.  Take whatever action you feel is
appropriate.  Be prepared to justify your decision.


10) E C O N O M I C S



Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt.
Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas:
Cubism, the Donatist controversy, the wave theory of light.
Outline a method for preventing these effects.  Criticize this
method from all possible points of view.  Point out the
deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in your
answer to the last question.

11) P O L I T I C A L  S C I E N C E


There is a red telephone on the desk beside you.  Start World War
III.  Report at length on its socio-political effects, if any.


12) E P I S T E M O L O G Y


Take a position for or against truth.  Prove the validity of your
position.


13) P H Y S I C S


Explain the nature of matter.  Include in your answer an
evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on
science.


14) P H I L O S O P H Y


Sketch the development of human thought; estimate its
significance.  Compare with the development of any other kind of
thought.


15) G E N E R A L  K N O W L E D G E

Describe in detail.  Be objective and specific.


* * E X T R A C R E D I T * *


Define the universe; give three examples.
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Re: Random Funny Sh*t
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2012, 12:13:17 am »
Random Jogger Follows Cenk In Los Angeles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUns_j7zGNA

I found this to be very funny.
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Re: Random Funny Sh*t
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2012, 06:05:28 am »
Creepy, but funny to hear it
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Re: Random Funny Sh*t
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2012, 07:14:54 am »
Drunk Dude Vs Automatic Glass Door

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvhragnvcsE
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