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Re: Random Funny Sh*t
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2014, 06:47:48 am »
Why I was going through the jobs ad is unknown, but ran across this rather inventive posting for a graphic designerů
... it is currently open

Graphic Designer (Entry Level / Full Time) (Chesterfield)
Cat5 Commerce is a young, fast-growing technology company with less than 50 employees. We own and operate a handful of niche online retail stores, including and, where a completely custom software powers our front-end user experience. For customer acquisition and retention, we employ sophisticated digital marketing techniques that combine search, social and email.

We're seeking a graphic designer who has an unhealthy obsession with designing marketing emails. If you want to know what this job is about, it is creating emails times infinity. You will literally be in "email hell." You will create emails until your fingers fall off, and you go blind. Just when you thought you've created enough emails, you will be asked to create more emails. You will eat, drink and dream about emails. When you are not designing emails, you will be reading emails. If a moment passes and you haven't been thinking about emails, something will be very wrong with the universe

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Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.


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