Striptease always held a special place in my heart, maybe because it's the first movie I saw with those sort of scenes in them (a couple years ago I put a different song over the "out of the shower" dance and it synced up perfectly-- my first and only attempt at that sort of thing). I know they're fake and all, but still, it takes me back to a simpler, hornier time (and really, the only dialogue I remember is the "George Bush" bit).
I wouldn't even really count Planet Terror (or Death Proof) or Sin City as stripteases because they didn't really remove anything, we saw nothing (even if Alba was topless, technically she wouldn't have been stripping-- but this is me being pedantic). Though I can't be the only one who saw Death Proof and would have preferred Mary Elizabeth Winstead instead (and I don't mean this as a creep--too late-- but she was the cutest cast member).
This, sadly, might be as much as we'll get:
Gotta say, it's been a while since I'd seen the Planet Terror dance (I do love the ruddy cutting and distressed film quality from the theatrical version) and I do like how she moves. She's actually dancing, unlike Jessica Alba's Nancy lots of the time.
This goes along with the "hot girl coming out of the pool" tropes that I want to do the "ultimate" version of...