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Re: Gene Simmons Family Jewels (Season 7)
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2012, 06:22:13 pm »
Added Episode 1: The Honeymoon Is Over
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Re: Gene Simmons Family Jewels (Season 7)
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2012, 07:50:09 pm »
The Honeymoon Is Over



























The Honeymoon is definite over. But we will get to that in just a second. The overall arc for this season will be about Shannon wanting to adopt a child and convincing her family to go along with this new responsibility of raising and caring for someone else. Easier said and done as it seems like everyone is against Shannon doing this. But before they can address whether or not to adopt, there is some unfinished business that needs attending to. Namely Gene's Polaroid collection.

We have all heard the stories about how Gene has photographed pretty much every single chick he has bed dating back to the early 70's. In this episode, Shannon finds a key but doesn't know what the key is to. She confronts him about it and he comes clean that it's to a Safe Deposit Locker in a Bank Vault. It's pretty self explanatory what happens next. Even though they end up burning it, I'm pretty sure Gene has these stashed on a computer somewhere.

How am I coming up with this theory? Well for starters, he was shown carrying 4 oversize briefcases and each page seemes to have about 10 Polaroids per page. I figure each Briefcase holds about a 100-200 images. Multiply that by 4 and add an additional 200 and you get around 1,000, which is well under his proposed greater than 4,000 conquests he has said on numerous occasions.

I have waaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on my hands to be analyzing this  s h i t.
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Re: Gene Simmons Family Jewels (Season 7)
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2012, 07:51:02 pm »
Okay, I count 16 per page. But it still falls well under his quoted number.
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Re: Gene Simmons Family Jewels (Season 7)
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2012, 09:01:37 pm »
don't worry...there's no way they really burned his pics.

he just looks at things in his life..."hmmmm let's see....how about we pretend Shannon finds my photo albums and burns them"

I call bullshit...there's no way.

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Re: Gene Simmons Family Jewels (Season 7)
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2012, 09:14:09 pm »
He may have burned these "copies", but I can guarantee you they are sitting on a computer over at Paul's house inside the mythic KISS Vault. Actually, I tend to agree with you these aren't the real deal. The guy is a horder if you think about it. He collects EVERYTHING, which means throwing out, let alone burning stuff would be traumatic for him to endure.
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Re: Gene Simmons Family Jewels (Season 7)
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2012, 09:39:33 pm »
it's a clever story line and one  of the better fantasies/ legends  I think fans have about Gene...so he was smart to incorporate that into the show.

I am sure there's a lot of great memories for him with that stuff

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Re: Gene Simmons Family Jewels (Season 7)
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2012, 09:40:48 pm »
There's nothing memorable about 70's bush.
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Re: Gene Simmons Family Jewels (Season 7)
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2012, 08:01:43 am »
Added Episode 2: Starting Over
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Re: Gene Simmons Family Jewels (Season 7)
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2012, 08:43:16 am »
Starting Over
























So Shannon is moving forward with the idea of adopting a child, but like all good things on Family Jewels, there are two stories running concurrently. The other arc for this episode is cutting Nick off from the family fortune. Okay, he's not 'cut off' in the sense that he is now broke and homeless because they do give him a big fat check that they had been saving for him his entire life. But he is being shooed out the door and giving him an incentive to get his Rock and Roll pants on and pursuing that if he is truly serious about it.

Shannon and Gene do bring up the idea of adoption in a family meeting to get the kids feelings about what that would entail from everyone. Both Nick and Sophie shoot down the idea rather quickly. It seems they (writers) are making it look like a riff will be forming between Sophie and Shannon the more she pursues adoption thing.
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Re: Gene Simmons Family Jewels (Season 7)
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2012, 08:25:48 am »
Added Episode 3: The Adoption Plan
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Re: Gene Simmons Family Jewels (Season 7)
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2012, 10:51:59 am »
The Adoption Plan














Good episode where we follow Gene and Shannon to a couple of homes to talk with families that have adopted kids and how they were against it at first but soon realize that they couldn't imagine their lives without it. The story with the first family was pretty touching when the Dad talked about how he changed his mind to be on board when the little girl said "pleeeeeeease" when asking for a cookie. That was an awesome story and moment. No one could resist that.

The other half of the episode involved Nick looking for a place to live. Yeah, not exciting to watch on the screen for sure. It's tedious and boring and nothing really comes of it because you have a ton of places to look at before you settle on something....somewhere you actually can see yourself living in.
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Re: Gene Simmons Family Jewels (Season 7)
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2012, 06:47:36 am »
Added Episode 4: Where's Sophie?
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Re: Gene Simmons Family Jewels (Season 7)
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2012, 07:23:05 am »
Where's Sophie?













Not much happened in this episode. The entire episode was Shannon calling and leaving messages for Sophie who was refusing to call back because she is not okay with the idea of her mom pursuing the adoption plan. Passive aggressive anyone? The episode was just okay.
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Re: Gene Simmons Family Jewels (Season 7)
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2012, 06:01:26 am »
Added Episode 5: Cold Front
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