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Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
« on: July 17, 2014, 10:03:33 pm »
Dating Naked (Season 1)


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Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2014, 10:03:56 pm »
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Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2014, 10:22:41 pm »
Episode 1



Okay, I just watched the first episode. I was somewhat interested in this new series which basically rips off a few ideas from different shows. What comes to mind is a hodgepodge of Survivor, Naked and Afraid, Blind Date and any of the numerous Real World seasons that try their best to get camera time by getting naked. I love Survivor, didn't care for Naked and Afraid, would occasionally tune into Blind Date when it was on and only recently got back int Real World after a 6 year hiatus. So, I really didn't know what to expect with this episode.

I was actually surprise that there was so much naked ass throughout the hour long episode, but I found it very odd that they (VH1) would blur everything else out. Um, isn't a naked ass in the same category as naked-everything else? Exactly. I get why they can get away with it and I also get why VH1 would really push being allowed to naked ass because as a "Dating Game" alone, it would absolutely fail and disappear with countless other shows using the same format. But you put in some incredibly hot women and with the knowledge of knowing you will get to see them naked, people will tune in.

As for how I felt about this episode in particular, I actually liked the premise. Two people (Joe and a Wee Wee. Yes, that's her name) go on three dates total, one with each other and then with two other different dates with with two other people of the opposite sex. At the end of the hour, they have to choose who they want to continue on with. Mix into the bulk of the episode is watching each date and seeing how they deal with being naked and whether they connect or not. All 3 dudes were idiots. Why any girl would go out with them is a mystery. The 3 chicks on the other hand looked great. Wee Wee seemed to be the most sincere. Jasmine was the ultimate winner in the looks department. Smoking hot and an amazing ass that I never got tired of seeing in all it's glory. But she was a player and I didn't like her personality. Chrissy just was.....strange and very standoffish at times. Didn't like her either.

The show is going for the lowest common denominator. It's not going to win awards for sure and they aren't try to reinvent the wheel. They are just giving the public in full what other shows have teased for years. I think Dating Naked will definitely become a water cooler show and people will talk about it....good and bad. I will stick around and see who ends up on the show. Not gonna rate the episode or any episode for that matter as it's not needed.
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Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2014, 10:16:19 pm »
Episode 2



The second episode was just awkward to say the least. But it was still fun to watch because of the dude's inability to "connect" with any of the chicks they put in front of him. Sure, he ended up choosing the 3rd chick in the end. But that was more of a consolation prize because the first two chicks basically told him nothing was ever going to happen with them. As for the Blond Chick, she was a bit hard to read. She was very standoffish and then basically became a party girl with the 2nd guy (sex was implied) and then ended up choosing the 3rd guy. Couldn't get a read whatsoever.

One thing I noticed....or think I noticed while watching the Original Run is that they showed all the girls asses (AWESOME btw!), which I expected. I bring this up because I caught a rerun of the first episode in the middle of the day a few days ago and EVERYTHING was blurred out. So, my guess is that the Original Run will have the 'somewhat uncensored' version as well as OnDemand (which I confirmed personally that it does) and any other airings during midday will be 'Completely Censored'. I will have to test that theory tomorrow or whenever it airs again.

FYI, the Blond chick as slammin' hot booty!  ;D
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Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2014, 10:14:18 pm »
Episode 3



This episode was all about Diane. Besides being easy on the eyes, she actually was interesting to watch, even if her first two dates were very awkward. But you could see that she was trying to pull teeth and get to something deeper than just what was on the surface. Her first date with the Meathead was a joke. He was and is a joke. The epitome of what gives guys a bad name. Same goes for her third date. That leaves her second date as the most fun to watch. The dude really has no skills whatsoever and he because he was incredibly nervous (being naked and being on a date with an incredibly hot girl), he just wouldn't shut up. Naturally you end up pulling for the self anointed nerd. In the end Diane chose him because she saw through the playa's.

Katy was a train wreck and damn fun to watch. Her meltdown at the end was something you couldn't take your eyes off. It might have something to do with her being rejected twice and still couldn't get any action. I did like how she told the producers of the show to f*ck off and then told the host that she should be getting naked, something I myself have been wanting to see myself. Oh, my theory I talked about last time proved correct. Daytime reruns of the episode are censored 100%. Nighttime....50%.
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Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2014, 06:30:00 am »
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Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2014, 10:04:51 pm »
Episode 4



All 3 girls on this episode were haaaaaaaaaawt! I'm not one that goes for tattoo chicks, Camille being the one going on 3 dates is the tattoo chick, but this one was very cute. But it was the other two chicks that I really liked. Kristen, who by the way is incredible looking and I really doubt she has problems getting dates. For 42, she looks better than most 20 year olds. And Michelle. Yowzza! Super hot and the best thing is she's from Chula Vista (20 minutes from San Diego). Must. Meet. Her!  ;D

Oh. There were 3 dudes as well. Who gives the f*ck. Get off my show you idiots! Chuck is the king of idiots. He is beyond dumb and for someone like that to have the good fortune of dating 3 hot girls like that, naked....on a beach, is.....so.....not.......fair!!!!
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Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2014, 10:03:20 pm »
Episode 5



Candace is cute as a button. A country girl. Kinda of tomboy given the activities she likes. I'd definitely would want to do all those with her. Naturally she looks good and has a great ass, but it's her personality that draws you in. How the f*ck she is single is a mystery. Even though this is suppose to be Candace's episode, the talk about Diana tomorrow is what's going to dominate the conversation. What a train wreck.....what an uggo! I was laughing when she said that Candace was blah and that she was in fact the Glamour Queen. Oh hell no! Seriously, one of the most hideous looking chicks ever. The third Chick was Amber and she was the complete opposite....a knockout who looked like an Amazonian Supermodel. Daaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!!! With that said, I would pick Candace in a heartbeat.
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Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2014, 10:09:14 pm »
Episode 6


This episode SUCKED! Everyone was taking this sh*t way too serious. There was no fun whatsoever.
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Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2014, 07:30:15 am »
Just briefly read some woman contestant on the show is suing the program because they displayed her mommy parts. Something about she realizes what she was signing up for, but clearly stating the intimate parts would be blurred out. Now she’s saying she’s now in an embarrassing situation.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

She should be slapped all about the head with the guys Johnson for just being that stupid.

Do we have a stupid thread? She’s not a douche, but sure is testing the waters.
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Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2014, 07:33:13 am »
We can start a Stupid Thread. It's warranted. As for the contestant suing, what the f*ck did she think she was signing up for? You have a link to it so I can read it?
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Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2014, 09:41:01 am »
Ahhhh. So she's the one that's suing. I can't remember if I wrote about it, but yeah, there was one shot where she kneels on the beach and you get an eyeful of her from behind. It was quite lovely.  ;D Even I was shocked that it got by the 'Blurry Department'. But still, you can't sue them on the idea that she's gonna be seen naked. Well, at least her ass that is.
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Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2014, 09:45:40 am »
Someone pointed out that the contract read pixelization of the private parts at all times. Ok, they screwed up.

But I don't buy into the embarrassing, distress angle at all. Pure money grab with a huge dash of notoriety.

i just hope if this goes to trial the judge recognizes the obvious scam and does something about it. Then again, we are talking about judges... sheeesh.
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Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2014, 09:48:16 am »
Dating Naked crotch shot: Jessie Nizewitz suing Viacom for showing her box on national TV



The thumbnail shot in the video is the scene in question I was talking about. Obviously it has been blurred since then. Boooooooooo!!! I wouldn't be surprised that this is all a publicity stunt to generate awareness for the show. Would it shock me to find out that Viacom has given her cash if she went along with this "lawsuit" with a cash settlement waiting for her in the end? Nope.
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